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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: NH
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Originally Posted by Funkhouser
I said it once and i'll say it again. Soco is fat
Good morning
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Originally Posted by keithcoldroses
QFA: Who would you guys say the best band is who formed post 1999.... aka any band formed in the 2000 or later?
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Originally Posted by hailtopitt
for me it goes:
1. Heartless Bastards (est. 2003)
2. Laura Marling & Band (est. 2006)
3. She Keeps Bees (est. 2006)
4. Allah-Las (est. 2008)
5. Quilt (est. 2009)
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Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138
Is this a new bit?
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Originally Posted by hailtopitt
got something to say, beefy?
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Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138
Did you get those names from a random band name generator?
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Originally Posted by hailtopitt
are you serious? i talk about those bands all the time. i've seen all of them live too, except for Laura who i will be seeing in August
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Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138
I'd piiLb, but other that than I've never heard of those bands. Maybe if I took you off ignore that would help.
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Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68
I am going to be using my phone's dictation feature to type my post from here on out, so if you see a grammar issue than just fucking deal with it
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Originally Posted by keithcoldroses
She Keeps Bees
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Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138
I heard they're the In N out house band.
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Originally Posted by Arby
LUNCH:
Grilled cheese with mushrooms
Tomato soup
Veggie smoothy (kale, k-rots, mushroom)
Glass of water (with a mushroom for flavor)
Mushroom napkin (I wipe my hands on a mushroom)
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Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138
Arby and I are not good right now.
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Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68
Toyed with the Apple watch a few minutes ago. It was kind of cool. Once I started messing with it I started realizing how much I don't really NEED it and that it's really not a necessary addition to my life at that price*
*disclaimer: In 2001 I said almost the exact same thing about the iPod while holding up my 500 CD capacity zip binder
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Originally Posted by Arby
In 3 years we'll all have one. No doubt in my mind.
Except Drew. He'll have a Samsung Gear or whatever hgahahaha
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Originally Posted by hailtopitt
hahahahahahagag
"but guys, you can take out the battery!!!!"
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Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68
oh man
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Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68
I'm going to wait until the bugs are worked out Hahahaha I HAVE SUCH HIGH STANDARDS NOTHING IS GOOD ENOUGH HAH
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Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68
Why spend $500 on something you'll just replace in 2 or 3 years EVERYTHING I OWN IS INSTANTLY SALVAGEABLE AT VERY LITTLE LOSS
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Originally Posted by Arby
It's like - why spend 60 bucks on a nice dinner when you're just going to be hungry the VERY NEXT MORNING?!
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Originally Posted by Arby
Shouldnt have wasted 15 bucks on Away From The World. DMB will be releasing a new album in a year or so again.
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Originally Posted by keithcoldroses
Would be a waste even if DMB never released a single piece of music again.
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Originally Posted by Arby
RIP........the sax player whos name is escaping me right now
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Originally Posted by Arby
I wanna say Trevor?
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Originally Posted by jrod41
Thanks for the unmentioned mention ryguy. I'm sure you briefly thought of me.
Just got back from the Masters. Ate like 5 egg salad sandwiches, drank as many beers, made eye contact with Phil, thought I saw Keyz at one point, saw Henrik Stenson snap a club in half, and shook hands with Nail from One Direction. All in all, pretty dope day.
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
young runner
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
ya, that's not even close to what i actually had for breakfast.
it does sound good though.
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Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68
If I had to pick a breakfast to have everyday forever, it'd be damn close to that. Really nice distribution of flavors.
Or a big bowl of kix.
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Originally Posted by hailtopitt
some guy in cleveland gave me a rice krispies & fruity pebbles pot treat on saturday
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
every great story starts with "some guy in cleveland"
lol
edit: NOT.
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Originally Posted by keithcoldroses
Anyone ever drink on antibiotics before
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Originally Posted by dmb9howell
Yea, of course.
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Originally Posted by thebridge15
lunch:
indian (dot) food
there was rice involved, that's all I am certain of
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
anyone know how a purchase at poopsenders.com shows up on your CC bill?
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Originally Posted by Funkhouser
pizzahut.com
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
hey funk, saw a picture of airbud doing coke over the weekend, thought of you.
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Originally Posted by unccrombie
Jeopardy QFA
1. A young gun, who just won the masters (and your heart) in 2015
2. Today's Lunch
3. Time of the year when broke people shine the most
4. This term for a long-handled gardening tool can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker
5. A blow to the back of the neck is named for this animal
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Originally Posted by dmb9howell
1. Who is Arby?
2. What is turkey legs?
3. When is tax season?
4. What is a whore?
5. What is a donkey?
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Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68
On my phone so I'm not about to try to answer these questions but I'm mildly intrigued by the format
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
yes howell, im going to go out into the garden and use my whore to loosen up the old mulch from last year in the flower beds.
good lord you are slow.
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
actually, reading that back to myself it doesn't sound half bad. carry on.
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Originally Posted by dmb9howell
If we're being completely honest here, I think the truth is Becs really likes me in a more than a friend sort of way, so just like if we were on the playground at school, he makes fun of me as his way of flirting.
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
ya, i wish you were my identical twin so we could be like the peters twins.
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Originally Posted by dmb9howell
Don't know who the Peter's twins are, but if we're talking real life bro on real life bro sex, I'm definitely in.
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
you should probably check them out.
they're identical twins that do gay porn together.
it's actually way better than regular gay porn.
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Originally Posted by AJF_41
have i picked up any mentions?
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Originally Posted by Arby
I had a dream last night that I ordered a seal (sea animal) I guess from an online butcher. I planned on eating seal. The seal arrived at my house in a box; in the box was a plastic trash bag, in the bag was a very much alive seal that had long hair and looked like a mix between a seal and a golden retriever.
I had no idea what to do or how to take care of her but I grew to love that friendly lovable seal dog. I started to freak out because I didnt want to kill her to eat her, but I also knew I couldnt take care of her.
I guess I went to bed or something in the dream, because I 'woke up' later to find in the kitchen a note from my grandpa (wtf?) saying "I did what I knew you couldnt do." The seal was gone....
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Originally Posted by Funkhouser
good to hear beefy.
Had some wicked chili last night so I have been spitting out of my ass all morning. Perfect Tuesday.
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Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138
Funny you should mention that. I had Chipotle for lunch yesterday and the consequences this morning are glorious.
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Originally Posted by Funkhouser
#anustwins
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
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Originally Posted by AJF_41
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Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68
Did hail really forget to take off his Ship visor before walking in here??
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
they would wear visors.
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Originally Posted by Arby
Doesnt Ship copy like everything we do?
They do an 'Undisclosed Gift-Exchange' during the holidays, they post 'inquiries for the masses' - they even have Skype dates.
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
i heard soco is way funnier in the ship
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Originally Posted by unccrombie
it's like being a stand up comic in New York City vs. Rhode Island though
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Originally Posted by Arby
Or does the ship just set the bar a little lower?
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Originally Posted by Spell On Me
Lower than us? Is that possible?
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Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138
Hey guys, I need ideas for a brief team meeting ice-breaker. Any thoughts?
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Originally Posted by Spell On Me
Ask if they think DMB will play a new song on Letterman.
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Originally Posted by unccrombie
pass out flasks and play never have i ever
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Originally Posted by scrock25
Yeah, just start jerking off once everybody is seated. GUARANTEED you'll get a reaction.
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Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138
Knew I could count on you guys.
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Originally Posted by AJF_41
iso: patthebear
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Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68
jesus christ.
lunch time. threw some chicken on the grill. went inside to grab a brewski.
got caught up watching skip bayless.
started thinking "damn im hungry".
heated up last nights leftovers.
sat on my couch and wallowed for 15-20 minutes. let dogs out. smell chicken cooking. burnt to a crisp.
lucky to be alive bros.
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
skip bayless does have that power.
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
you should write him a letter and ask him to buy you some new chicken
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Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
seal it, stamp it and mail it.
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Originally Posted by unccrombie
how is a blonde brownie different from a rich chocolate chip cookie?
asking for a bro...
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Originally Posted by dmb9howell
well one's a brownie and one's a cookie; so there's that aspect
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
i can't even begin to understand where this confusion stems from.
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Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68
choc chip cookie vs regular brownie
go
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Originally Posted by unccrombie
chocolate content is higher in the brownie, more cake like
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Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68
ok thats great john but which do you prefer god damn
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Originally Posted by awsomepath
DMB playing Letterman? Arby must be soaring.
Wait til he asks Carter about his kit, bud!
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Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68
yeah im balancing posting in this shithole with watching ant farm time lapse videos on youtube so if i could catch a fucking break that'd be awesome.
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Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68
can someone give me an extremely brief rundown on Putin and the bad things he's done?
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Originally Posted by unccrombie
well, for one, he took his shirt off and I can't keep my eyes off his nipples.
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
im such a big fan of rickyh24 pop ins.
i wish i knew what we needed to do to make him a permanent resident.
regardless it just makes me wonder how often he's lurking though, you know? that makes me feel pretty important.
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Originally Posted by awsomepath
Iso: Ajf_41
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
he's at the driving range.
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Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68
posting a pic of rodey's sister.
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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
looks like you accomplished your goal anyways.
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Originally Posted by dmb9howell
Do the Apple watches have internet?
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Originally Posted by Funkhouser
Irish joke? Wow
Making fun of Pitts ethnicity is one thing but mine? I'm not cool when it's mine
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Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25
irish is an ethnicity now?
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Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68
Yeah just starve yourself until you reach your goal weight then slowly get back into the eating game
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Originally Posted by hailtopitt
Rodey, eggs are arguably easier to make than patmeal
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Originally Posted by hailtopitt
hahhaaha patmeal, not changing it
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Who farted in your cheerios?
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Originally Posted by unccrombie
whatever you say, Semen Poll
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