Alligator attack.

[AJF_41]

Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138

Florida family finds 13ft. python in pool

http://content.usatoday.com/communit...on-christmas/1

fuck that.

[Jake]

They are so fn common here in Florida they had a display at Gatorland of pythons in with the native Florida reptiles

[Jake]

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/golf-d...215012198.html


almost had a Happy Gilmore on our hands!

[Jake]

http://www.clickorlando.com/Raw-vide...x/-/index.html

why does this guy have a camera with him on his kayak?

How did he not shit himself when the gator attacked him?

[smudge1]

Please don't taunt the gators with food.
http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/new...irboat-captain

[Jake]

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/man...orida/27717128

first crocodile attack in Fl history

[Jake]

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/cro...-swimming-pool


just ignore that 8 ft crocodile in the pool.

[Jake]

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/wom...eminole-county


The rarest of rare; daytime attack

[tyler3440]

Originally Posted by Jake

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/cro...-swimming-pool


just ignore that 8 ft crocodile in the pool.

That's just an avarage day in Florida.

[gripes81]

Originally Posted by Jake

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/wom...eminole-county


The rarest of rare; daytime attack

So how do they track the gator that bite the woman? How do they know which one it is? And why kill it when there is other gators in the water any ways?

[Jake]

Originally Posted by gripes81

So how do they track the gator that bite the woman? How do they know which one it is? And why kill it when there is other gators in the water any ways?

they measure the teeth after they capture/kill it.


she gave a good description - or the people with her... they knew it was big so they just go and find the biggest alligator around there.


that's not too terribly far from where I live; there's actually a 14+ fter that patrols the general area around there - there is a trail that people take their horses and he's been seen lurking around where the horses go to drink... folks are quite careful around there with him.

[recentlyJTR41]

Originally Posted by Jake

they measure the teeth after they capture/kill it.


she gave a good description - or the people with her... they knew it was big so they just go and find the biggest alligator around there.


that's not too terribly far from where I live; there's actually a 14+ fter that patrols the general area around there - there is a trail that people take their horses and he's been seen lurking around where the horses go to drink... folks are quite careful around there with him.

I would be packing if I let my horse drink in the water the gators are in. Granted, they would have to be quite large to bring down a full grown quarter horse, but still. Great excuse to shoot an alligator.

[Jake]

http://www.grindtv.com/wildlife/alli...1bAUjv2RCu9.97


that story is bullshit; alligators don't attack people 5-6 feet out of the water. This guy was probably in the water messing with the gator.

[recentlyJTR41]

Originally Posted by Jake

http://www.grindtv.com/wildlife/alli...1bAUjv2RCu9.97


that story is bullshit; alligators don't attack people 5-6 feet out of the water. This guy was probably in the water messing with the gator.

Sounds fishy

[Jake]

wild horses - couldn't stand some fn' Alligator sitting there all cocky

https://www.facebook.com/wjxt4vicmic...9863465713751/

[rickyh24]

Originally Posted by Jake

wild horses - couldn't stand some fn' Alligator sitting there all cocky

https://www.facebook.com/wjxt4vicmic...9863465713751/

lol at people in the comment section telling people they are dumb for being that close to a gator. What about getting stomped by a few wild horses?

[recentlyJTR41]

You're out of your mind if you think I'm going to stand there around a bunch of wild horses. I've been bucked off a domesticated horse and seen them kick. Fuck that. It looked like it had a foal in the herd so that's why it was probably being agressive imo


People just sit there filimg smh #StopWhitePeople2017

[defcon]

We would have a decent nature video if it weren't for the stupid ass people recording and talking about what they're recording.

[jcc522]

An elderly man in the down in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a twenty litre bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator..."

Some old men can still think fast.

[recentlyJTR41]

As if California couldn't get anymore terrifying: http://www.twincities.com/2017/04/18...lifornia-home/

[OK_Ant]

Stay safe, Texans. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...eturn-home-too

[OK_Ant]

Not an attack... yet.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-45093388

[rconverse]

Pretty sure those magic guys knew what they were doing with some tigers....Until they didn’t and a tiger had one of their heads in its mouth.

[dmbfd15]

Fuckin aggies

https://www.google.com/search?q=aggi...Os4_RxASUL0FM:

[OK_Ant]

I know people love their dogs, but it's not worth dying over.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-45251458

[rconverse]

Maybe I'm reading too much into the story but it says they're dog walkers, not dog owners. I could see myself doing something dumb to save T but not just some dog I'm walking.

[smudge1]

Originally Posted by rconverse

Maybe I'm reading too much into the story but it says they're dog walkers, not dog owners. I could see myself doing something dumb to save T but not just some dog I'm walking.

She was walking “her” dog.
https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/20/us/al...ina/index.html

[Jake]

Pro tip: don't walk your dog near the water if there's gators nearby.

[jcc522]

Probably was some shitty little yappy dog that isn’t even worth saving.

[rickyh24]

Originally Posted by Jake

Pro tip: don't walk your dog near the water if there's gators nearby.

Was going to say this. Not the brightest dog walkers. Was in SC this past week talking to my dad about this stuff. He said he doesn’t even go near the water to look for his golf ball without an extra club in his hand. Waves it in front of him to scare anything in the area before he steps on a copperhead or a water moccasin. Couldn’t imagine being dumb enough to stroll around a lake in Florida with my dog in range of a gator attack.