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Old 09-09-2009, 09:09 PM   #1
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If you're somewhat fluent in spanish, my dick is in your hands

literally.

theres a girl i go to school with ive wanted to fuck for 3 years now. tonight, she told me she wants to come over. however, she has a 100-word spanish essay due at 3 AM this morning. simple sentences. she is convinced it will take her til the deadline to complete it, and leaves for home tomoro at 7:30 AM for her moms birthday for the weekend. fuck that.

if any of you are fluent in spanish and would translate this shit for me, i will be forever in your debt. just send me a PM that you can do it and ill PM you the little essay immediately.

<---me waiting for a PM

<--- me after receiving the PM
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  • Old 09-09-2009, 09:11 PM   #2
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    Get Sum!!!!!!
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    Old 09-09-2009, 09:11 PM   #3
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    http://babelfish.yahoo.com/

    get sum
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    Old 09-09-2009, 09:12 PM   #4
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    Re: If you're somewhat fluent in spanish, my dick is in your hands

    Tell her to google an internet translator.
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    Old 09-09-2009, 09:12 PM   #5
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    Re: If you're somewhat fluent in spanish, my dick is in your hands

    The girl wont learn anything that way and then you will have fucked a dumb-dumb, and then where will you be?
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    Old 09-09-2009, 09:12 PM   #6
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    obtener algunos.
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    Old 09-09-2009, 09:13 PM   #7
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    The girl wont learn anything that way and then you will have fucked a dumb-dumb, and then where will you be?
    He will have got more sum than you.

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    Old 09-09-2009, 09:13 PM   #8
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    Also, i thought by your thread title that you'd fuck anyone who knows Spanish.
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    Old 09-09-2009, 09:14 PM   #9
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    Tell her to google an internet translator.
    i did and she tried but that shit rarely works; it doesnt get the form of each word correct all the time.

    i wish i had a fucking iphone...id app the shit outta that
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    Old 09-09-2009, 09:14 PM   #10
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    He will have got more sum than you.
    Well I guess that's true, being that my girl is staying at her mom's tonight, but she also took Spanish in college.
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    Old 09-09-2009, 09:15 PM   #11
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    obtener algunos.
    vey nice.
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    Old 09-09-2009, 09:15 PM   #12
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    The girl wont learn anything that way and then you will have fucked a dumb-dumb, and then where will you be?
    hahaha ill be rolling over and going to sleep an elated man thats where ill be.
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    Old 09-09-2009, 09:16 PM   #13
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    Pics? Get sum.
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    Old 09-09-2009, 09:16 PM   #14
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    ^yeah if you promise to send pics and make video i can translate spanish.
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    Old 09-09-2009, 09:18 PM   #15
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    ^yeah if you promise to send pics and make video i can translate spanish.
    ive got a sweet picture of some full C all natural tits

    you translate this shit for real and itll be on its way
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    Old 09-09-2009, 09:22 PM   #16
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    Re: If you're somewhat fluent in spanish, my dick is in your hands

    I don't know a fucking word in Spanish but someone needs to help this dude get sum.
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    Old 09-09-2009, 09:22 PM   #17
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    Re: If you're somewhat fluent in spanish, my dick is in your hands

    yo quiero get sum
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    Old 09-09-2009, 09:24 PM   #18
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    Re: If you're somewhat fluent in spanish, my dick is in your hands

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    literally.

    theres a girl i go to school with ive wanted to fuck for 3 years now. tonight, she told me she wants to come over. however, she has a 100-word spanish essay due at 3 AM this morning. simple sentences. she is convinced it will take her til the deadline to complete it, and leaves for home tomaro at 7:30 AM for her moms birthday for the weekend. fuck that.

    if any of you are fluent in spanish and would translate this shit for me, i will be forever in your debt. just send me a PM that you can do it and ill PM you the little essay immediately.

    <---me waiting for a PM

    <--- me after receiving the PM
    fixed.

    also, too bad it wasnt french. i coulda helped.
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    Old 09-09-2009, 09:26 PM   #19
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    lo puso en su trasero
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    Old 09-09-2009, 09:34 PM   #20
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    How basic are the sentences? It's been 4-5 years, but I might remember enough to pull this off for you.
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    Old 09-09-2009, 09:36 PM   #21
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    How basic are the sentences? It's been 4-5 years, but I might remember enough to pull this off for you.
    very simple. check your inbox
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    Old 09-09-2009, 09:36 PM   #22
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    If fluent in Spanish, get sum.
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    Old 09-09-2009, 09:41 PM   #23
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    Re: If you're somewhat fluent in spanish, my dick is in your hands

    send it to me. if it is not too long i will do it.
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    Old 09-09-2009, 09:42 PM   #24
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    Re: If you're somewhat fluent in spanish, my dick is in your hands

    Still need help? I could probably help a bit.

    But only if I get said picture of c cups.
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    Old 09-09-2009, 09:42 PM   #25
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    oh 100 words, that is not long.
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    Old 09-09-2009, 09:43 PM   #26
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    wait...what?? DUE at 3am?? wtf?
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    Old 09-09-2009, 09:43 PM   #27
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    Way to go Ants this guy might Get Sum now
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    Old 09-09-2009, 09:44 PM   #28
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    fixed.
    everyone knows that when referring to getting sum it needs to be tomaro

    edit: Consiga la suma
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    what the fuck do you know?

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    Old 09-09-2009, 09:45 PM   #29
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    everyone knows that when referring to getting sum it needs to be tomaro
    They better know or their chances of Getting Sum go down.
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    Depends on how fine she is.

    Ants don't let ants fuck ugly chicks.
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