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Old 07-14-2009, 05:02 PM   #61
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i am leaning towards the vagina one...but theres also a mouth one and an anal one. theres also different textures for the insides

i just turned 18 last week...can finally get into adult world
why dont you save yourself the money and just pick up a real life woman?

they come with the anus, vagina, AND mouth! thats right...all 3 are included for the price of one!
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    why dont you save yourself the money and just pick up a real life woman?

    they come with the anus, vagina, AND mouth! thats right...all 3 are included for the price of one!
    WARNING.....herpes may or may not be included...
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    Old 07-14-2009, 05:13 PM   #63
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    WARNING.....herpes may or may not be included...


    read the fine print.

    BTW -- are you coming to my bands show in a few weeks? I'm the one who had the improv you seemingly enjoyed.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 05:15 PM   #64
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    read the fine print.

    BTW -- are you coming to my bands show in a few weeks? I'm the one who had the improv you seemingly enjoyed.
    I'm going to try. When is it again?
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    Old 07-14-2009, 05:18 PM   #65
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    I'm going to try. When is it again?
    good shit. two weeks, july 30th, its a thursday night.

    our bassits older sister the promoter of umprheys mcgee, so were getting the show professionally recorded and what not; hopefully theyll get a copy, and the rest will be history.

    and once were famous (ill give it 5 years tops), you can make a thread saying you were the only guy on ants with a brain.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 05:22 PM   #66
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    good shit. two weeks, july 30th, its a thursday night.

    our bassits older sister the promoter of umprheys mcgee, so were getting the show professionally recorded and what not; hopefully theyll get a copy, and the rest will be history.

    and once were famous (ill give it 5 years tops), you can make a thread saying you were the only guy on ants with a brain.
    not now chief, you're in the fucking zone
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    Old 07-14-2009, 05:25 PM   #67
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    good shit. two weeks, july 30th, its a thursday night.

    our bassits older sister the promoter of umprheys mcgee, so were getting the show professionally recorded and what not; hopefully theyll get a copy, and the rest will be history.

    and once were famous (ill give it 5 years tops), you can make a thread saying you were the only guy on ants with a brain.
    If you make it big, promote me to like live show archivist or something and I can travel the country with a band.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 05:28 PM   #68
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    my gf's little brother has one and he loves it. says it feels real.
    i'm kind of curious how that came up in conversation...
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    Old 07-14-2009, 05:35 PM   #69
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    why dont you save yourself the money and just pick up a real life woman?

    they come with the anus, vagina, AND mouth! thats right...all 3 are included for the price of one!
    No surprise someone from jersey is giving this advice
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    Old 07-14-2009, 05:39 PM   #70
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    No surprise someone from jersey is giving this advice
    aww sniper are you still bitter because youre musically retarded and cant appreciate a talented band like mars volta for having their own unique style?

    if so, then your opinion means even less than my gooch sweat now.

    and keep going on about new jersey...its really making me upset.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 05:39 PM   #71
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    If you make it big, promote me to like live show archivist or something and I can travel the country with a band.
    done.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 05:41 PM   #72
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    Raven Riley insert, FTW!
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    Old 07-14-2009, 05:43 PM   #73
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    why dont you save yourself the money and just pick up a real life woman?

    they come with the anus, vagina, AND mouth! thats right...all 3 are included for the price of one!
    Guaranteed a real life woman is going to cost you more than a sex toy.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 05:54 PM   #74
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    Raven Riley insert, FTW!
    Was going to suggest this after he invested in the starter kit

    It's also a way to stimulate the economy while given Native Americans reparations. Win win for everyone involved.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 05:54 PM   #75
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    Guaranteed a real life woman is going to cost you more than a sex toy.
    And with more nagging.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 05:58 PM   #76
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    Do fleshlights like to cuddle afterwards?

    I think not.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 06:01 PM   #77
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    Do fleshlights like to cuddle afterwards?

    I think not.
    +1 for the Fleshlight
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    Old 07-14-2009, 06:02 PM   #78
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    Do fleshlights like to cuddle afterwards?

    I think not.
    I have never been with someone who didn't cuddle, yet its a common complaint from men. Is it just a punchline?
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    Old 07-14-2009, 06:04 PM   #79
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    Myth.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 06:35 PM   #80
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    what the fuck.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 06:36 PM   #81
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    Old 07-14-2009, 06:38 PM   #82
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    I have never been with someone who didn't cuddle, yet its a common complaint from men. Is it just a punchline?
    its all situational. i cuddle with the girls i like, but i never cuddle with the one night stands or booty calls. its fuck, roll over, pass out....in that order.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 06:40 PM   #83
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    i'm kind of curious how that came up in conversation...
    her - i got my brother a fleshlight for his birthday
    me - that's hilarious

    later...

    me - hey joe how do you like that fleshlight?
    joe - i love it, it feels so real

    the end.

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    Old 07-14-2009, 06:42 PM   #84
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    what the fuck.
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    qft.
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    she got her little brother a sex toy???
    yes.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 06:45 PM   #86
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    what the fuck.
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    Old 07-14-2009, 06:48 PM   #87
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    Welcome!

    I think it's better to be a virgin then to fuck a peice of plastic
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    Old 07-14-2009, 06:49 PM   #88
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    he just turned 17, she got him one for his bday

    ooo she should have put tobasco in it!
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    Old 07-14-2009, 06:51 PM   #89
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    here ya go op

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=023OhRhbm38
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    Old 07-14-2009, 07:31 PM   #90
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    What a shitty girlfriend
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