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Old 08-06-2010, 10:49 AM   #2191
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The bruising is from years ago when she fell out the window. And won't be my victim again? The only thing getting beat up is my girlfriends VA Jay Jay on a daily basis. No vaginal dryness or outbreaks to inhibit my daily requirement of sex.. you wanna drag out skeletons... manderso. .double bag and keep in mind She is allergic to latex. Can't a brother just sell a trinket!
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    The bruising is from years ago when she fell out the window. And won't be my victim again? The only thing getting beat up is my girlfriends VA Jay Jay on a daily basis. No vaginal dryness or outbreaks to inhibit my daily requirement of sex.. you wanna drag out skeletons... manderso. .double bag and keep in mind She is allergic to latex. Can't a brother just sell a trinket!
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    Old 08-06-2010, 10:51 AM   #2193
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    Is "band" Texas-speak for "abuse"?
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    Old 08-06-2010, 10:51 AM   #2194
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    The bruising is from years ago when she fell out the window. And won't be my victim again? The only thing getting beat up is my girlfriends VA Jay Jay on a daily basis. No vaginal dryness or outbreaks to inhibit my daily requirement of sex.. you wanna drag out skeletons... manderso. .double bag and keep in mind She is allergic to latex. Can't a brother just sell a trinket!
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    shit. got. sexual.
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    Old 08-06-2010, 10:51 AM   #2195
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    Best double post ever?
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    Old 08-06-2010, 10:51 AM   #2196
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    So nice he typed it twice!
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    Old 08-06-2010, 10:52 AM   #2197
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    I'm going to go band my 25 year old hottie...
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    Old 08-06-2010, 10:52 AM   #2198
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    Best double post ever?
    Dude this is "angel....

    though technically that was a triple post.
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    Old 08-06-2010, 10:52 AM   #2199
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    Is "band" Texas-speak for "abuse"?
    Classic
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    Old 08-06-2010, 10:53 AM   #2200
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    The bruising is from years ago when she fell out the window. And won't be my victim again? The only thing getting beat up is my girlfriends VA Jay Jay on a daily basis. No vaginal dryness or outbreaks to inhibit my daily requirement of sex.. you wanna drag out skeletons... manderso. .double bag and keep in mind She is allergic to latex. Can't a brother just sell a trinket!
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    as in dave matthews band? ohhhhh, i get how it all relates. move this thread to dmbc
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    Old 08-06-2010, 10:54 AM   #2201
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    i see this thread be quoted a lot in future years
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    Old 08-06-2010, 10:54 AM   #2202
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    http://s137.photobucket.com/albums/q...ice%20reports/
    Ok this is the only way I could get these pages loaded. Hope this satisfies your hunger for information.
    It is a little out of order the way the pages are loaded. I have no idea why I care what any of you think, I keep my word and I said I would post the reports and they are now posted. I have more but it is taking away from my job and I need to at least pretend like I'm working.
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    Old 08-06-2010, 10:55 AM   #2203
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    oh my god!
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    Old 08-06-2010, 10:56 AM   #2204
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    The kick is up.........










    It's got the distance











    It's good!











    Were going to overtime!
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    Old 08-06-2010, 10:56 AM   #2205
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    not a hoax
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    Old 08-06-2010, 10:57 AM   #2206
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    Quote:
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    http://s137.photobucket.com/albums/q...ice%20reports/
    Ok this is the only way I could get these pages loaded. Hope this satisfies your hunger for information.
    It is a little out of order the way the pages are loaded. I have no idea why I care what any of you think, I keep my word and I said I would post the reports and they are now posted. I have more but it is taking away from my job and I need to at least pretend like I'm working.
    welcome to ants.
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    100% hoax free
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    Old 08-06-2010, 11:00 AM   #2208
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    Amazing!
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    Old 08-06-2010, 11:01 AM   #2209
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    This thread is going to be legend. This story will be told across the interwebz Fo Eva.
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    Old 08-06-2010, 11:03 AM   #2210
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    The bruising is from years ago when she fell out the window. And won't be my victim again? The only thing getting beat up is my girlfriends VA Jay Jay on a daily basis. No vaginal dryness or outbreaks to inhibit my daily requirement of sex.. you wanna drag out skeletons... manderso. .double bag and keep in mind She is allergic to latex. Can't a brother just sell a trinket!
    GAME
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    Im Going to go band my 25 year old hottie...
    MORE SLANDER. Wow
    LMAO here. I hope Jes stays with you thru all of this... Poor girl she has no clue what her future holds.... She's 27 not 25, just tell the truth one time.
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    So no vaginal dryness?
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    Old 08-06-2010, 11:05 AM   #2212
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    MORE SLANDER. Wow
    LMAO here. I hope Jes stays with you thru all of this... Poor girl she has no clue what her future holds.... She's 27 not 25, just tell the truth one time.
    Ferris Beuller you're my hero!
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    So no vaginal dryness?
    It's pretty hot in TX.
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    So no vaginal dryness?

    Hahaha too damn funny
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    Wow! That escalated quickly! Things got really out of hand!
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    Wow! That escalated quickly! Things got really out of hand!
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    The bruising is from years ago when she fell out the window. And won't be my victim again? The only thing getting beat up is my girlfriends VA Jay Jay on a daily basis. No vaginal dryness or outbreaks to inhibit my daily requirement of sex.. you wanna drag out skeletons... manderso. .double bag and keep in mind She is allergic to latex. Can't a brother just sell a trinket!
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    The bruising is from years ago when she fell out the window. And won't be my victim again? The only thing getting beat up is my girlfriends VA Jay Jay on a daily basis. No vaginal dryness or outbreaks to inhibit my daily requirement of sex.. you wanna drag out skeletons... manderso. .double bag and keep in mind She is allergic to latex. Can't a brother just sell a trinket!
    GAME
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    Im Going to go band my 25 year old hottie...
    Well if that isn't the best one-two punch I've ever seen here.
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    Wow! That escalated quickly! Things got really out of hand!
    Your sig is the shit! I don't attend PSU, but they have been my college team forever.

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    Diane, did you fall out of the window before or after you fucked DJ?
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