Re: What irritates you?
women...who bitch about us men leaving the toilet seat up, when they leave a wad of TP in the bowl because they don't look when they flush. If I had a leftover turd in the bowl I'd never hear the end of it.
Morbidly obese people at a buffet. If we invited all the starving people in the world to a buffet It'd go a long way in solving the problem.
How all black people seem to know each other...more of an observation than annoyance
The $1,200/month I pay in student loan payments...which was like $800 until last month. I've never been fucked in the ass but I'd imagine that's about what it's like...and if I'm one second late they blow up my email, voicemail, and landline...but I don't get a nice little thank you letter if I pay early. Greedy fucks make me sick.
Idiots who drive souped up imports and think they're muscle cars...and drive like that. No, I don't want to race you...I'll put my old camaro against any import, anytime...on a 1 mile drag strip, not on the street.
People who carry money clips. Just get a fucking wallet...seriously...or plastic. You can trust the banks...to a certain extent.
from tonight, having a vegan in your dining group...there is no damn way you can be a republican vegan. Guess what? That burger tastes even better with your incessant bitching.
People who update their FB/Twitter all the damn time...I don't give a shit what you just ate, the insignificant minutae of your daily life, or if your kid is sick or doing well in school.
People who answer their phones and then ask you, "Can I call you right back?" You don't need to ask permission, and besides, you probably won't call me back, we'll play two or three rounds of phone tag or just txt. Don't fucking answer in the first place if you can't talk. I'll understand. Maybe someone more important is on the line or you're busy. It's cool. It won't wound my pride.
LOUD PUBLIC TALKERS on cell phones. I don't need to hear 1/2 your mundane conversation.
Drunk people when I'm high and vise versa. Those are two different types of altered states of consciousness that do not mix well, IMHO.
Snooty IT people. I'm so fucking sorry I don't know how to go into command prompt and do whatever the fuck it is you want me to do, and I can't even do anyway because I don't have administrator privileges. If you don't want to do your job, then quit. There are other people who need the work.
from last sunday, really long prayers at church. I like to reserve prayers for really important shit.
Blue Laws, despite the fact that in the bible on the 7th day God rested and people drank wine. Fuck your conservative bible belt bullshit...yeah...I'm a Christian but at least I have an open mind.
Jehovah Witnesses...if I told you emphatically the first three times that I was not interested in joining your cult and asked you in no indirect way to get off my property, I'd think you'd understand.
Coughers and crying babies in church...I think God would understand if you stayed home, and so would your fellow churchgoers.
Overzealous security/rent-a-cops...I was a security guard and bouncer one time, and I tried my hardest not to be a dick. Can't even visit a loved one's grave without asshole asking me what I'm doing. WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT LOOK LIKE, DUMBASS?
Lag in online games despite the fact that I have a 60MB internet connection.
__________________
{Chris}
|