Re: ***Gorge 2009***
Dear Mr. Mayor,
It is with a heavy heart that I feel I must resign my duties as Commissioner of Pancakes (regular, blueberry, and M&M). I accepted my position as commissioner during the founding of Toupstown and took on my responsibility with gusto and enthusiasm. I was proud to make a pancake any stoner or hungover dave fan was happy to ingest. I will be the first to admit, however, that during the summer of 2008, my performance was less than acceptable. I blame love. I packed my Costco size bag of pancake mix and brought my pyrex mixing bowl and whisk, with every intention of feeding delicious pancakes to all those in need. I failed to deliver. For that I am deeply sorry. As plans for Gorge 09 form, it is becoming aparent that I must gracefully back out of my duties. I will allow another young, enthusiastic pancake-eteer take over these duties if there is a willing resident.
Thank you for your understanding,
April
former commissioner of pancakes
__________________
2016: GORGE MOTHERFUCKERS, GORGE!
PLEASE DON'T SHOP AT WALMART.
DO NOT BUY CHEAP STYROFOAM COOLERS THAT KILL THE PLANET AND MELT YOUR ICE.
THANK YOU.
Commissioner of Broken Promises
GORGE FAQ
|