The Ship

[CGTP13]

at this thread. We go from a guy breaking up with a girl over a song to taco bell and ass licking and now to fucking a girl in the armpits .

[efraser77]

Originally Posted by CGTP13

at this thread. We go from a guy breaking up with a girl over a song to taco bell and ass licking and now to fucking a girl in the armpits .

It's been a good thread, for sure.

[Timebomb07]

I once saw a Jerry Springer episode with a guy who left his boyfriend for another guy because he let him eat out his armpit.
in the same episode they had the midget KKK and they hated tall people as well

[dreamgirl31]

fucking armpits? man now i gotta back read haha

[Prime Minister]

Originally Posted by dreamgirl31

fucking armpits? man now i gotta back read haha

Watch your step.

[Prime Minister]

If you're a dude... Look at your armpit in the mirror. What does it kinda look like?

[PWall]

Originally Posted by Bohrman26

If you read all of my posts I did admit to this. I was calculating wrong (stupid mistake on my part). The peen is a very important part of the process. The most important part.

sorry i didnt mean to further mention your calculation mistakes i just wanted to make sure we were all in agreement

[PWall]

Originally Posted by socccerr8

she had small tits

Classy. Take some advise from sir kid cudi

"I'm somethin different in all aspects
Don't want a woman just to love her assets
I Still wife her up even with her flat chest"

[manderso]

You know that scene in 40 year old virgin where he said that he lubed up that girls feet and fucked them? I've done that.

[Prime Minister]

Shit stained balls!

[Bluewater21]

Originally Posted by manderso

You know that scene in 40 year old virgin where he said that he lubed up that girls feet and fucked them? I've done that.

by girl you mean the lucky rabbit's foot you rub on your dick every night right?

[manderso]

I think I have a foot fetish

[Prime Minister]

Originally Posted by manderso

I think I have a foot fetish

Wanna smell mine?

[manderso]

Originally Posted by Matt McKibben

Wanna smell mine?

Nah dude. Just chicks. I don't really want to smell them. I just need for the girl to have nice feet.

[Prime Minister]

Originally Posted by manderso

Nah dude. Just chicks. I don't really want to smell them. I just need for the girl to have nice feet.

I'm with you on that.

[Prime Minister]

Originally Posted by manderso

Nah dude. Just chicks. I don't really want to smell them. I just need for the girl to have nice feet.

I'm a neck man. She must have a nice neck. I've been told thats weird.

[manderso]

Originally Posted by Matt McKibben

I'm a neck man. She must have a nice neck. I've been told thats weird.

Not really. Since I kinda realized that I dig feet, I can understand that shit.

[Prime Minister]

Originally Posted by manderso

Not really. Since I kinda realized that I dig feet, I can understand that shit.

Those African bitches with the brass neck rings... Oooooooooh yeaaaaaah. giggity.

[haybale97]

Originally Posted by Matt McKibben

Shit stained balls!

you think a cooter makes your dick smell, just wait till you stick you shit in some pits. unshaved ftw!

[Prime Minister]

Originally Posted by haybale97

you think a cooter makes your dick smell, just wait till you stick you shit in some pits. unshaved ftw!

Cooter. Yes.

[haybale97]

Originally Posted by haybale97

you think a cooter makes your dick smell, just wait till you stick you shit in some pits. unshaved ftw!

talking about the arm pit here fellas, not the cooter

[Prime Minister]

Originally Posted by haybale97

talking about the arm pit here fellas, not the cooter

I know. I just forgot about the word "cooter". It needs to make a come back.

[DannoMac21]

Originally Posted by ndfilth

was the girl's name Chad?

I don't even need to read the rest of the replies. There is no better reply than this.

[DannoMac21]

Originally Posted by Matt McKibben

I know. I just forgot about the word "cooter". It needs to make a come back.

My girlfriend's father is a cop and busted a drug house in Milwaukee a few weeks back. They had an 8 week old pitbull and he adopted it. The people living in the house decided to name the dog Cooter, and my girlfriend nor her father have decided to change the name. So Cooter he is.

[Jimi Thing 10]

Originally Posted by Matt McKibben

I'm a neck man. She must have a nice neck. I've been told thats weird.

Don't even get me started on ear canals.

[Prime Minister]

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back



I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back



Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Baby got back
Little in tha middle but she got much back x4

[PWall]

Originally Posted by Matt McKibben

Those African bitches with the brass neck rings... Oooooooooh yeaaaaaah. giggity.

i dunno if that is practiced in some of the tribes in africa but when i went on a trip to thailand and i visited a village where all the women wore brass rings on their necks...its very very..interesting to see in person.

[Jimi Thing 10]

nothing hotter than erect neck

[PWall]

Originally Posted by Jimi Thing 10

nothing hotter than erect neck

you should see them when the rings are off and theyre limp

[Jimi Thing 10]

easy freak