*Prompter Thread* (NO personal attacks, NO trolling) - Page 14211 - Antsmarching.org Forums

mandy18 · 03-10-2022, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by neumdogg

This post has been reported.

I can’t get a timeout. What would I do without ants?!

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Originally Posted by Route_2

Mods when they see a muskie report: https://media4.giphy.com/media/du9tU...giphy.gif&ct=g

dmbmuskie · 03-10-2022, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Lee3691

You should also thank me you are still allowed to post on this site. I went to bat for you.

Eternally in your debt.

drop2d · 03-10-2022, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by neumdogg

I feel dirty typing that word though.

Btw… I reported this

dmbmuskie · 03-10-2022, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by mdel21

Please tell me this is an act and you're just fucking around here. You can't be this much of baby child.

Let me start firing off “jokes” about the Squad.

ricky towel · 03-10-2022, 12:49 PM

Muskie should have never been suspended in the first place.

mdel21 · 03-10-2022, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by dmbmuskie

Let me start firing off “jokes” about the Squad.

1. Can Madison whatever walk? No. Can Zelensky walk? Yes. What is a "joke" or false about that?

2. Go ahead.

**Arby** · 03-10-2022, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by mandy18

I can only imagine what it’s like to be a mod around here and see the shit that gets reported. I would literally laugh at the person reporting this stuff.

Matthew, anyone else - how do you do it?

exactly like you say: we laugh

Rodey · 03-10-2022, 01:01 PM

https://twitter.com/markyarm/status/...GZGpC_LSw&s=19

neumdogg · 03-10-2022, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by dmbmuskie

Let me start firing off “jokes” about the Squad.

the Squad fucking sucks. Please do.

Route_2 · 03-10-2022, 01:16 PM

would love to hear an original joke about the squad

TwoStep2888 · 03-10-2022, 01:18 PM

knowing muskie it'll just be some crappy facebook meme

neumdogg · 03-10-2022, 01:20 PM

I think I've reported only 2 posts in my 18 years on this site. Both were antisemetic comments.

mdel21 · 03-10-2022, 01:20 PM

He'll say that as a Christian he would never. But then in the next few hours, he will rip on someone about their job.

YouNeverKnow25 · 03-10-2022, 01:20 PM

I log in pretty early so I've reported a lot of spam posts just b/c I was among the first to see them

mandy18 · 03-10-2022, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by neumdogg

I think I've reported only 2 posts in my 18 years on this site. Both were antisemetic comments.

20 years for me. 0 reported posts.
And I really couldn’t imagine reporting a joke about someone that’s not even part of this site.

DMBstandUP1984 · 03-10-2022, 01:24 PM

I got one!

AOC was a bartender

neumdogg · 03-10-2022, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by mandy18

20 years for me. 0 reported posts.
And I really couldn’t imagine reporting a joke about someone that’s not even part of this site.

Must be nice to be WHITE AND CHRISTIAN!

mandy18 · 03-10-2022, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by neumdogg

Must be nice to be WHITE AND CHRISTIAN!

Blessed.

ricky towel · 03-10-2022, 01:43 PM

AOC, Omar, and Tlaib walk into a bar. The bartender says “get the fuck out”.

neumdogg · 03-10-2022, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ricky towel

AOC, Omar, and Tlaib walk into a bar. The bartender says “get the fuck out”.

AOC tells herself to get out?!

Antiramie · 03-10-2022, 01:59 PM

Lee the Redeemer

TwoStep2888 · 03-10-2022, 02:04 PM

the squad walks into a tavern and says "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."

ricky towel · 03-10-2022, 02:46 PM

NEW

A bill in Missouri makes illegal to get an abortion if the patient has an ectopic pregnancy.

Facts about ectopic pregnancies:
- They’re are not viable. Full stop.
- They’re the 1 cause of death for 1st trimester patients.

https://twitter.com/bykatesmith/stat...871904264?s=21

Fuckin monsters.

DMBstandUP1984 · 03-10-2022, 02:49 PM

Haley:
1/26: "I don't think Russia wants to go to war"
1/31: "Biden should care about our own border as much as Ukraine"
2/8: "What Russia’s really trying to do is get us to not allow Ukraine into NATO"
Now: Biden didn't take Putin seriously enough

https://twitter.com/timodc/status/15...870906368?s=21

TwoStep2888 · 03-10-2022, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ricky towel

NEW

A bill in Missouri makes illegal to get an abortion if the patient has an ectopic pregnancy.

Facts about ectopic pregnancies:
- They’re are not viable. Full stop.
- They’re the 1 cause of death for 1st trimester patients.

https://twitter.com/bykatesmith/stat...871904264?s=21

Fuckin monsters.

"pro-life" is about controlling and punishing women, period

Route_2 · 03-10-2022, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DMBstandUP1984

Haley:
1/26: "I don't think Russia wants to go to war"
1/31: "Biden should care about our own border as much as Ukraine"
2/8: "What Russia’s really trying to do is get us to not allow Ukraine into NATO"
Now: Biden didn't take Putin seriously enough

https://twitter.com/timodc/status/15...870906368?s=21

She has the conviction of a windsock.

BruceW · 03-10-2022, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dmbmuskie

Let me start firing off “jokes” about the Squad.

Absolutely welcome this.

Please

DMBstandUP1984 · 03-10-2022, 02:52 PM

Our first pregnancy was an ectopic.

Like what else is the woman supposed to do when it’s an ectopic pregnancy. Die?

mthawk07 · 03-10-2022, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ricky towel

NEW

A bill in Missouri makes illegal to get an abortion if the patient has an ectopic pregnancy.

Facts about ectopic pregnancies:
- They’re are not viable. Full stop.
- They’re the 1 cause of death for 1st trimester patients.

https://twitter.com/bykatesmith/stat...871904264?s=21

Fuckin monsters.

This will literally kill women. And that’s the literal definition of literally.

cazzie34 · 03-10-2022, 02:53 PM

The squad walks into a bar and sits down for dinner. The squad notices that it is taking forever to get a drink. AOC goes up to the owner and says "you racist Trump supporter, why don't you serve us?"

The owner replies, tears in his eyes, "I'm not a racist. In fact I voted for Obama in 2008. I'd love to serve you. It's just that your policies made it cost prohibitive for me to hire staff. Looks like the jokes on you. Keep waiting. Jokes not so funny when the punchline doesnt show up for 30-40 years, is it?"

03-10-2022, 12:49 PM	#426305
ricky towel Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 20,270 Shows Seen: 0 DMB Hub Stubs: 1 My Tour Central Stats	*Re: Prompter Thread* (NO personal attacks, NO trolling)** Muskie should have never been suspended in the first place.

03-10-2022, 01:01 PM	#426308
Rodey Fiesta, Forever Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 85,222 Shows Seen: 16 DMB Hub Stubs: 10 My Tour Central Stats	*Re: Prompter Thread* (NO personal attacks, NO trolling) https://twitter.com/markyarm/status/...GZGpC_LSw&s=19 __________________ Jordan** "I'll tell you what: I'm never eating at Benihana again. I don't care whose birthday it is."

03-10-2022, 01:16 PM	#426310
Route_2 What Album? Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 28,497 Shows Seen: 75 DMB Hub Stubs: 26 My Tour Central Stats	*Re: Prompter Thread* (NO personal attacks, NO trolling)** would love to hear an original joke about the squad __________________ DMB YouTube Live:https://tinyurl.com/3h4jeta4

03-10-2022, 01:18 PM	#426311
TwoStep2888 Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: WI Posts: 71,216 Shows Seen: 7 DMB Hub Stubs: 8 My Tour Central Stats	*Re: Prompter Thread* (NO personal attacks, NO trolling) knowing muskie it'll just be some crappy facebook meme __________________ trouble get behind me now, trouble let me be**

03-10-2022, 01:20 PM	#426312
neumdogg Happy birthday, Paulie! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 46,240 Shows Seen: 69 DMB Hub Stubs: 18 My Tour Central Stats	*Re: Prompter Thread* (NO personal attacks, NO trolling)** I think I've reported only 2 posts in my 18 years on this site. Both were antisemetic comments.

03-10-2022, 01:20 PM	#426313
mdel21 Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,708 Shows Seen: 27 DMB Hub Stubs: 12 My Tour Central Stats	*Re: Prompter Thread* (NO personal attacks, NO trolling)** He'll say that as a Christian he would never. But then in the next few hours, he will rip on someone about their job.

03-10-2022, 01:20 PM	#426314
YouNeverKnow25 Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 38,550 Shows Seen: 110 DMB Hub Stubs: 29 My Tour Central Stats	*Re: Prompter Thread* (NO personal attacks, NO trolling)** I log in pretty early so I've reported a lot of spam posts just b/c I was among the first to see them

03-10-2022, 01:24 PM	#426316
DMBstandUP1984 Seemingly Ranch Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 95,915 Shows Seen: 34 DMB Hub Stubs: 12 My Tour Central Stats	*Re: Prompter Thread* (NO personal attacks, NO trolling)** I got one! AOC was a bartender __________________ "Who's butterin' like a spoodledug?"

03-10-2022, 01:43 PM	#426319
ricky towel Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 20,270 Shows Seen: 0 DMB Hub Stubs: 1 My Tour Central Stats	*Re: Prompter Thread* (NO personal attacks, NO trolling)** AOC, Omar, and Tlaib walk into a bar. The bartender says “get the fuck out”.

03-10-2022, 01:59 PM	#426321
Antiramie Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Sarasota, FL Posts: 28,957 Shows Seen: 31 DMB Hub Stubs: 16 My Tour Central Stats	*Re: Prompter Thread* (NO personal attacks, NO trolling)** Lee the Redeemer

03-10-2022, 02:04 PM	#426322
TwoStep2888 Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: WI Posts: 71,216 Shows Seen: 7 DMB Hub Stubs: 8 My Tour Central Stats	*Re: Prompter Thread* (NO personal attacks, NO trolling) the squad walks into a tavern and says "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one." __________________ trouble get behind me now, trouble let me be**

03-10-2022, 02:46 PM	#426323
ricky towel Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 20,270 Shows Seen: 0 DMB Hub Stubs: 1 My Tour Central Stats	*Re: Prompter Thread* (NO personal attacks, NO trolling)** NEW A bill in Missouri makes illegal to get an abortion if the patient has an ectopic pregnancy. Facts about ectopic pregnancies: - They’re are not viable. Full stop. - They’re the 1 cause of death for 1st trimester patients. https://twitter.com/bykatesmith/stat...871904264?s=21 Fuckin monsters.

03-10-2022, 02:49 PM	#426324
DMBstandUP1984 Seemingly Ranch Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 95,915 Shows Seen: 34 DMB Hub Stubs: 12 My Tour Central Stats	*Re: Prompter Thread* (NO personal attacks, NO trolling)** Haley: 1/26: "I don't think Russia wants to go to war" 1/31: "Biden should care about our own border as much as Ukraine" 2/8: "What Russia’s really trying to do is get us to not allow Ukraine into NATO" Now: Biden didn't take Putin seriously enough https://twitter.com/timodc/status/15...870906368?s=21 __________________ "Who's butterin' like a spoodledug?"

03-10-2022, 02:52 PM	#426328
DMBstandUP1984 Seemingly Ranch Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 95,915 Shows Seen: 34 DMB Hub Stubs: 12 My Tour Central Stats	*Re: Prompter Thread* (NO personal attacks, NO trolling)** Our first pregnancy was an ectopic. Like what else is the woman supposed to do when it’s an ectopic pregnancy. Die? __________________ "Who's butterin' like a spoodledug?"

03-10-2022, 02:53 PM	#426330
cazzie34 Gummy Oatmeal Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Where Bucky Roams Posts: 38,900 Shows Seen: 9 DMB Hub Stubs: 8 My Tour Central Stats	*Re: Prompter Thread* (NO personal attacks, NO trolling)** The squad walks into a bar and sits down for dinner. The squad notices that it is taking forever to get a drink. AOC goes up to the owner and says "you racist Trump supporter, why don't you serve us?" The owner replies, tears in his eyes, "I'm not a racist. In fact I voted for Obama in 2008. I'd love to serve you. It's just that your policies made it cost prohibitive for me to hire staff. Looks like the jokes on you. Keep waiting. Jokes not so funny when the punchline doesnt show up for 30-40 years, is it?" __________________ Not all readers become leaders. But all leaders must be readers. The longer I live, the more I read, the more patiently I think and the more anxiously I inquire; the less I seem to know.

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