The Thread

[Spell On Me]

Good morning all. Another week in the books.

[nikkidmb]

Originally Posted by Spell On Me

Hey Nikki. How's it going. Any recent pics of Phoebs?

yeah she just turned one on the 3rd!

[Spell On Me]

Originally Posted by nikkidmb

yeah she just turned one on the 3rd!

She is getting so big already! She's adorable!

[nikkidmb]

I can't believe it. Now I know the rest of the years of my life are going to start zooming by. Having kids is trippy but I love it!

[Spell On Me]

Morning everyone. Hope you all had a nice weekend.

[Spell On Me]

Good morning all.

[nikkidmb]

good morning, spell
what's for lunch?

[Spell On Me]

Hey Nikki.

Turkey and Swiss on 12 grain whole wheat with a fresh tomato, pickle and mayo
Banana
Pear
Non-fat Greek yogurt with dark chocolate granola
2 Fig Newtons

You?

[nikkidmb]

Originally Posted by Spell On Me

Hey Nikki.

Turkey and Swiss on 12 grain whole wheat with a fresh tomato, pickle and mayo
Banana
Pear
Non-fat Greek yogurt with dark chocolate granola
2 Fig Newtons

You?

Nice ! Jealous
cinnamon roll pop tart for me

[Spell On Me]

Originally Posted by nikkidmb

Nice ! Jealous
cinnamon roll pop tart for me

Yikes. Not much of a lunch there. Got to eat healthy Snik.

[mrignatious]

spell i love you, but i think a pear at lunch is a bridge too far.

[AJF_41]

wayne, don't...

[mrignatious]

can we get a pumpkin bread update?

[Rodey]

what a throwback reading what everyone was having for lunch while i placed my order for a DMB mona mug.

[Spell On Me]

Morning everyone.

Mrs. Spell made some pumpkin bran muffins with chocolate chips. Soooo good.

[Spell On Me]

Morning all.

[thesteveness]

morning spell, how's your fall going so far

[Spell On Me]

Hey Steve. It's going great! The weather has been fantastic and the leaves are awesome. Still playing able to wear shorts some days and play golf. How about you?

[Spell On Me]

Morning everyone. Happy Friday.

[nikkidmb]

hey steve, hey spell

getting another dog on sunday, pretty excited

[Spell On Me]

Awesome! What kind? You ready for a baby and a dog? That seems like way too much work.

[nikkidmb]

Originally Posted by Spell On Me

Awesome! What kind? You ready for a baby and a dog? That seems like way too much work.

I already have one dog, but he wants to play all day so the other one should help a bit
We have a big yard and can't give ours enough entertainment. He's a hound mix to match our current dog!

[Spell On Me]

Gotcha. Nice to give the pup a playmate. How's the weather out in RI?

[nikkidmb]

really nice! Its been 60's/70's and sunny every day. How about in PA?

[AJF_41]

Originally Posted by thesteveness

morning spell, how's your fall going so far

oh. see how it is.

[dmb9howell]

Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138

NOM
https://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/04...965164f55f.jpg

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay

madonna, can't believe that next year is the Ohio State Oklahoma game at OU. Feels like we were talking about that years ago.

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68

no shit, i was just thinking about that the other day when i was looking at future schedules.

i remember thinking "there's no fucking way i'll still be posting on ants in 2016, i should probably get his number to coordinate"

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay

im still planning on coming out for that. make sure the guest bedroom has clean sheets. I'll need 10-15 WOODEN hangers. If they're plastic I leave. If they're wire I leave. Also i like 2 firm pillows and 2 soft pillows. They should be in different pillow cases so I can tell the difference even in the dark. Finally, I'll need a fan with 4 speed settings at the foot of the bed, I don't want to see where it's plugged into the wall though. It would also be great if there was a TV with your standard cable and premium channels, plus a DVR with some interesting stuff stored or a DVD player. I'll let you know the week of if I'll require a bath robe, if my suit case is under 50 pounds I usually bring my own since it's monogrammed. I'm not going to be the asshole that asks you to monogram a bath robe for me. There's nothing worse than a needy house guest.

See you soon man!


edit: just realized it's next fall. file that post somewhere secure.

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay

also, do you have a fax machine? I'll be faxing you a grocery list of things I'd like fresh upon my arrival. Also I'll be needing a fax machine during my stay. You can fax me your number.

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68

IRL especially @ "I don't want to see where it's plugged into the wall"

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay

that was a dick?

beefy must have the strangest looking penis in all of the land.

Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138

I was trying to draw a brontosaurus

Originally Posted by AJF_41

mentions gail's broken link milestone

#WHATaday

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay

There are 5 members of ants turning 52 today. That's just too many.

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay

have you guys seen a picture of the chick accusing winston of rape?

he did not rape her.
case closed.

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68

baseball is the best live sport IMHO. lots of sitting, drinking, catching rays. basically my 9-5 during the summer but throw in world class superstars 100 feet away from me scratching their junk and generally just standing around.

Originally Posted by hailtopitt

#LoVE minor league ball, its so intimate

i went with some friends to an Altoona Curve (pirates AA team) game a few years back and got absolutely blasted on $3 beers

some schlub for the other team walks up to the plate (we're sitting 1st row) and i yell at him "hey asshole, my blood alcohol level is higher than your batting average"

he actually turned around and laughed, then struck out

what a day

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay

i wonder if he killed himself later.

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay

dude. its amazing.

do you have high blood pressure, bad breath, chronic back pain, belly fat, or a receding hair line? do you have trouble sticking to a diet, feeling refreshed in the morning, finding energy at the gym?

xanga juice can probably hep.

seriously PM me if you're interested in learning more.

Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25

a lot of ppl don't realize that the founder of xanga juice also founded the hollister clothing store

titan of industry, been providing the world with what it really needs for a long time now

Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25

the other day, my garbage disposal stopped working. googled "my garbage disposal stopped working." the VERY FIRST thing on the site that popped up was "this may sound stupid, but check to make sure your garbage disposal is actually plugged in before calling a plumber."

saved by the Internet yet again

Originally Posted by awsomepath

Andrew, I'm not going to be around Memorial Day weekend. Is that still when you're coming? :/

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay

yeah.
cool pat. cool.

im cumming in thursday though, maybe we can fuck thursday night or friday.

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay

the thread is dead.

thanks w.

Originally Posted by AJF_41

luv poptarts

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay

do people really like NASCAR or is that just a bit?

Originally Posted by awsomepath

One massive bit.

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68

can i get like, 3 of your guys' MUST HAVE summer tunes?

Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25

tripping billies (RR95)
tripping billies (crash studio cut)
tripping billies (shoreline 97)

repeat-all, shuffle

Originally Posted by TrampledUnderw.

It's finals week and im losing my mind. Never had this much in so little time. Incredibly stressed so this will probably be the last time I'm on here for a while

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay

just wait for real life.

good luck though!

Originally Posted by TrampledUnderw.

Oh I've thought about that. If I can't hang now, how will I be doing in 5 years?

And thanks!

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay

i mean im sitting here eating k-rots and hummus while making small talk with you on a DMB forum so i don't really know what real life is like either.

i dont want to find out though.

Originally Posted by hailtopitt

Spell has Star Wars head covers for his golf clubs

Chewie, R2 & Yoda

Spell is a grown man in case anyone was wondering

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay

if you take away all of the good morning, good afternoon and good night posts from the ship they have like 11 pages of material.

Originally Posted by scrock25

Don't you DARE talk to him like that you fucking piece of sac cheese.

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay

Yell at me all you want scrocks, but it won't change me

Just ask my stepdad

Originally Posted by scrock25

Did he sodomize you or something?

I don't get it

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay

Haha. I wish

Originally Posted by keithcoldroses

This thread has been rated PG

For p gay

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay

im thinking about opening an indian restaurant called Cum In.

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68

i will also say that chicago had some of the most attractive women i've ever seen roaming the streets. i didn't see that coming

Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25

you won't need to worry about that kind of distraction in pittsburgh

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay

who even cares about attractive women?

they're like candles, ya it helps everything smell a little better but it's not the first thing i notice when i walk into your house.

Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25

I know because the thing you use to muddle is called a muddler and one time I had like 8 mojitos and decided that my future consisted solely of me being The Muddler, a DC Comics villain

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay

they need to invent a pill that blocks your body from absorbing fat and calories.
so you can just eat constantly and not gain weight.

kind of like the morning after pill but for fat people.

Originally Posted by hailtopitt

Girth Control

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay

i just bit into an m&m thinking it was a skittle. my brain is highly rattled.

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay

this woman in my office has had a bowl of skittles on her desk for the past 7 years and then overnight decided to switch to m&m's. what the fuck is going on?

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay

check that. can confirm she's now mixing skittles and m&m's together. this has to be illegal.

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68

Had a dream last night that pat posted "hard to believe that in 2 decades I'll be over 60"

Wtf

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68

I do sometimes wonder what it would be like to stumble upon this place as a new DMB fan (I know right??). I mean, it has to happen. Like, how many people new to the forum game click on this thread and what do they think? What do they feel?

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68

Thread Firsts:

First person to swear: AJF_41
First person to use bracketed double colons to imply an action: AJF_41
First person to post a gif: Jimi Thing 10
First person to GET lol guys: scrock25
First person to GIVE lol guys: smudge1
First person to attach a file: patthebear (it was a PDF scan of a piece of paper that had 2 attempts and 1 successful spelling of the word "Diarrhea")
First person to take a dip in the pool: luccic12
First person to get an edit timestamp: Kevaroo

Originally Posted by awsomepath

Christ, I remember that. Green ink, right? I left the piece of paper in the scanner and the next morning I found it on my desk upside down. Only person who could've put it there was my boss at the time. It was never brought up.

Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138

The bitch was totally awesome. We pet her, played with her and she licked us a lot.





We also met the dog and get to take her home this weekend.

Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138

I like turtles.

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68

at the absolute pinnacle of my intense period of narcissism i was using a toothpaste "for men" that we briefly sold at barney's that was made by a small italian boutique. $30 a tube. it had no taste. no foaming agent. and i considered those selling points.

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay

does anyone know if jackisback24 is IRL retarded. i'm scared to really attack him because i think he may actually be challenged..

Originally Posted by scrock25

I've said this on multiple occasions.

Rock and roll

[Spell On Me]

Morning all. Hope you all had a nice weekend.

Thanks Howell.

[smudge1]

Originally Posted by AJF_41

oh. see how it is.

Adam...don’t...

[Spell On Me]

Hey smudge.

[smudge1]

Hi Spell.