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Old 10-26-2012, 02:53 PM   #189151
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Back when I was a kid and I used to caddy, a guy got so mad with his tee shot he threw his new driver and it got stuck way up in a tree. The intelligent man then tried throwing a club at it to "shake" it loose and got a second club stuck in the same tree.

I knew my tip was gone after that, but that guy could never look us caddies in the eye again after that.
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    hahaha everyone has had the genius idea of throwing something in the tree to get the other thing that's stuck in it out. It's always the worst feeling when both things get stuck. Do you risk a third tem? I know I would.

    It's also shitty when the first item is jarred loose at the expense of getting the second item stuck.
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    Old 10-26-2012, 03:56 PM   #189153
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    Since we're sharing golf stories, my funniest is when I was younger and took some golf lessons. We were always allowed to golf for free afterwards.

    Hole #2 was a hole that headed back to the clubhouse. On the left, there were a bunch of nice condos. My friend and I were discussing swings and he thought it would be a good idea to "do a Jeromy Burnitz golf swing." For those not familiar with Jeromy Burnitz, he was a baseball player and he had an incredibly violent, one handed swing. My friend winds up and absolutely lets it rip. Surprised he actually hit the ball, but kind of wish he didn't. Anyway, it never had a chance of going anywhere but right for the condos. He sent a laser that smoked a condo right above the patio where people were sitting. Needless to say, they weren't pleased and we got kicked off the course for that day.
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    Old 10-26-2012, 04:42 PM   #189154
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    i still get very mad when i dont hit the ball straight, even though i suck...so it shouldnt really be a surprise
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    Old 10-26-2012, 05:06 PM   #189155
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    That album is so good. Watched some live videos...amazing.

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    drank way too much last night.

    should've been at work 3 hours ago
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    Old 10-26-2012, 05:41 PM   #189156
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    I'm so ready to leave work. The journey from 4-5 on a Friday is ridiculously long. Which is why I like to leave at 4 generally.
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    Old 10-26-2012, 05:44 PM   #189157
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    I'm gonna have a nice big scotch when I leave here. Then I'm gonna meet Tim tonight hopefully. These are the things I think about to pass the time.
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    Old 10-26-2012, 06:11 PM   #189158
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    I'm gonna have a nice big scotch when I leave here. Then I'm gonna meet Tim tonight hopefully. These are the things I think about to pass the time.
    Can you give him a message from me?
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    Old 10-26-2012, 06:14 PM   #189159
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    kittens it's way too early for a christmas avatar
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    Old 10-26-2012, 06:17 PM   #189160
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    kittens going to south side tonight
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    Old 10-26-2012, 06:21 PM   #189161
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    You guys are totes gonna hang out.
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    Old 10-26-2012, 06:22 PM   #189162
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    kittens it's way too early for a christmas avatar
    http://i.imgur.com/h4sjp.jpg
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    Old 10-26-2012, 06:35 PM   #189163
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    all i gotta say is, its at good thing his name aint scrotumsXLI
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    Old 10-26-2012, 06:49 PM   #189164
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    911 is a joke, right Coker?
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    Old 10-26-2012, 07:03 PM   #189165
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    I'm not. Where are you going?
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    Old 10-26-2012, 07:55 PM   #189166
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    Something about ambulances and the ghetto.
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    Old 10-26-2012, 08:41 PM   #189167
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    I'm so ready to leave work. The journey from 4-5 on a Friday is ridiculously long. Which is why I like to leave at 4 generally.
    I'm surprised you even stay that long.
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    Old 10-26-2012, 08:44 PM   #189168
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    I'm almost disappointed that I'm going to this "pirate" party tonight, missing Gold Rush, Alaska. Don't worry, I'm recording it though.



    I'm going as a pirate disguised as a normal 25 year old.
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    Old 10-26-2012, 09:59 PM   #189169
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    I'm almost disappointed that I'm going to this "pirate" party tonight, missing Gold Rush, Alaska. Don't worry, I'm recording it though.



    I'm going as a pirate disguised as a normal 25 year old.
    Parties > tv

    Don't be old Doug.
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    Old 10-27-2012, 12:16 AM   #189170
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    Hitting buzzed. Will report back later. Childrennnnnn
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    Old 10-27-2012, 09:51 AM   #189171
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    Old 10-27-2012, 02:30 PM   #189172
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    Old 10-27-2012, 05:21 PM   #189173
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    There hasn't been a 5 minute gap in my rocket ship farts today. I feel bad for everyone that has come around me because I've been letting loose all day. Actually farted twice in the amount of time it took to write this and once more at the end.
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    Old 10-27-2012, 11:07 PM   #189174
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    Holy shit Florida.


    Dropped the ball.
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    Old 10-28-2012, 02:15 PM   #189175
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    Bryan, I met another girl on Friday who further affirmed my belief that there is no reason to ever visit Texas.


    I'm sorry, but you seem to be an anomaly
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    Old 10-28-2012, 02:26 PM   #189176
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    I'm in terrible shape. Still drunk from last night. Not in a good way. Just lying in bed drinking Diet Coke and eating various chocolate mini candy bars that will be given to trick-or-treaters that come to my parents house. I feel awful.

    Avett Brothers were awesome as shit last night. Made out with this girl I know. Pissed myself.
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    Old 10-28-2012, 03:57 PM   #189177
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    great win by the bumblebees
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    Old 10-28-2012, 04:02 PM   #189178
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    11 drops

    Good god.
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    Old 10-28-2012, 04:07 PM   #189179
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    Good god.
    RG3 impressed me with his accuracy, unfortunately if you look at the stats he'll look like a rookie. I never seen a team drop the ball so much in my life.
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    Old 10-28-2012, 04:12 PM   #189180
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    RG3 is rookie of the year for sure.
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