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Old 10-24-2012, 05:25 PM   #1
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Want a good laugh?

Read the reviews for this product.


Warning, you may not want to read at work.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hai...1091175&sr=8-1
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  • Old 10-24-2012, 05:34 PM   #2
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    RC: Immediately busted out laughing at first comment


    Don't read this in a library folks
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    Old 10-24-2012, 05:43 PM   #3
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    Don't forget to read the tags to.
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    Old 10-24-2012, 05:50 PM   #4
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    Antsmarching.org: Came for the DMBc, stayed for the nDMBc.
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    Old 10-24-2012, 05:59 PM   #5
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    I'm at work right now and tried reading the first couple and didn't make it.
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    Old 10-24-2012, 09:35 PM   #6
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    Antsmarching.org: Came for the DMBc, stayed for the nDMBc.
    so true
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    Old 10-24-2012, 11:47 PM   #7
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    oh my god, those were hysterical. wishing there was a gay snowman and farting frozen vegetables, wow
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    Old 10-24-2012, 11:57 PM   #8
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    DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS
    24 Jan 2012
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    Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

    (I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)
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    Old 10-25-2012, 12:02 AM   #9
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    Ok, this is amazing....I am not going to be able to sleep now haha
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    Old 10-25-2012, 12:10 AM   #10
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    Must admit I was a bit sceptical but must say this really works, my Mangina has never looked so trim
    This had me on the floor crying!
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    Old 10-25-2012, 12:14 AM   #11
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    Sorry, I need to post one more

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/RMSBI...ef=tsm_1_fb_lk
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    Old 10-25-2012, 12:31 AM   #12
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    This is why I love the internet
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    Old 10-25-2012, 12:37 AM   #13
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    best thing I have read in a while. Just laughing my ass off right now.
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    Old 10-25-2012, 01:02 AM   #14
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    http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/cdp/membe...R1HEBDKOFO9O3H

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    Old 10-25-2012, 01:26 AM   #15
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    http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R3641...wasThisHelpful
    Hair-free man puts family in creaming chamber every morning where 6 year old boy is used to get every nook and cranny since he has the smallest hands.

    Some of these are just brilliant.
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    Old 10-25-2012, 01:36 AM   #16
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    Antsmarching.org: Came for the DMBc, stayed for the nDMBc.
    I don't think I've ever read a more true statement ever.
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    Old 10-25-2012, 01:39 AM   #17
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    Re: Want a good laugh?

    I feel like there's a few people on this site who should chime in with a review. Arby, Jimi Thing, AJF all come to mind as witty writers. Just a thought.
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    Old 10-25-2012, 01:41 AM   #18
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    I feel like there's a few people on this site who should chime in with a review. Arby, Jimi Thing, AJF all come to mind as witty writers. Just a thought.
    Yeah probably. Ants has sometimes (rarely) funny one liners and zingers, but I don't see too many paragraph long type funny shit on here.
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    Old 10-25-2012, 01:45 AM   #19
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    I feel like there's a few people on this site who should chime in with a review. Arby, Jimi Thing, AJF all come to mind as witty writers. Just a thought.
    TwoStep needs to get his ass on Amazon and make us lol our heads off
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    Old 10-25-2012, 02:08 AM   #20
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    Wow what a gold mine you found, I was crying from laughing so hard lol
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    Old 10-25-2012, 04:51 AM   #21
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    Haha damn, that's a funny way to wake up at 4:50am. I gotta show this to some friends
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    Old 10-25-2012, 11:26 AM   #22
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    This is occupying my time quite perfectly. Thanks OP!
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    Old 10-25-2012, 11:33 AM   #23
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    Antsmarching.org: Came for the DMBc, stayed for the nDMBc.
    I'm sigging this. Haven't read a more truer statement.
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    Old 10-25-2012, 11:46 AM   #24
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    Old 10-25-2012, 11:59 AM   #25
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    The second post has me crying.

    "Now it was time for the Twins to register their discomfort, by hiding as far inside my body as is possible and turning my ball-sack into a concrete bunker."
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    Old 10-25-2012, 02:48 PM   #26
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    I wouldn't say this was a "good" laugh, but it was a laugh
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