[devilish@darts]

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past.
The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing?" The
monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded friend."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another
joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and that he's going
to get a drink from the river. At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned
that he leans too far over and falls in. A Crocodile sees this and swims
over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side. He then asks the lizard,
"What's the matter with you?!" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he
was sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then
explained how his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he
went to get a drink from the river, he fell in! The inquisitive crocodile
says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree
where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. He looks up and says "Hey,
MONKEY!" The Monkey looks down and says "FUUUUUCK, DUDE....... how much
water did you drink?"