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mja271 · 01-23-2009, 10:47 AM

"Dude, I 'read a magazine' at work every day. I can't tell you how many meetings I've been late to because I was busy 'reading a magazine.' But I don't feel bad about it. That's my time. Sure, 'reading a magazine' ain't pretty, but you know, it's something I gotta do, so why be ashamed about it?....Wait, reading a magazine means masturbating right?"

and

"Sorry I'm late, I was just jammin' on Scherbatsky. She used up all my stamps, so long story short, the postman rang twice. You must bump this!"

both of those cracked me up big time last week.

01-23-2009, 10:47 AM	#32
mja271 Big Mike Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: CT Posts: 10,024 Shows Seen: 24 DMB Hub Stubs: 14 My Tour Central Stats	Re: How I Met Your Mother "Dude, I 'read a magazine' at work every day. I can't tell you how many meetings I've been late to because I was busy 'reading a magazine.' But I don't feel bad about it. That's my time. Sure, 'reading a magazine' ain't pretty, but you know, it's something I gotta do, so why be ashamed about it?....Wait, reading a magazine means masturbating right?" and "Sorry I'm late, I was just jammin' on Scherbatsky. She used up all my stamps, so long story short, the postman rang twice. You must bump this!" both of those cracked me up big time last week. __________________ Walkin' in my old man shoes with my scientist heart Got a fever and a beeker and a shot in the dark I need a Cadillac ride, I need a soft summer night Say a prayer for my soul señorita