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breckbrew 03-09-2012 09:05 AM
Re: The Thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by schreiber89 (Post 13418358)
I think Pat is still in his room upstairs. He'll take care of you.
Never poke a bear with your stick. Wilderness 101.

patthebear 03-09-2012 09:05 AM
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***pops outs of Schreibs closet***

Yea squee I can take care of that.

smudge1 03-09-2012 09:06 AM
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Jericho!!!

Rebecca De Mornay 03-09-2012 09:09 AM
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Who invited Mandy Moore?

dmbetc 03-09-2012 09:11 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by smudge1 (Post 13418390)
Jericho!!!
Is an ugly piece of shit!

smudge1 03-09-2012 09:13 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dmbetc (Post 13418417)
Is an ugly piece of shit!
can't argue with that.

mbuttercup7 03-09-2012 09:16 AM
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This place is ridiculous. I love it. :lol

Morning bitches.

dmbetc 03-09-2012 09:20 AM
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My butt hurts, which one of you is to blame?

SqueeBaBooSquee 03-09-2012 09:23 AM
Re: The Thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by patthebear (Post 13418382)
***pops outs of Schreibs closet***

Yea squee I can take care of that.
Oh too late man. I visited the Rihanna thread and my boner got killt. Next boner.

Rebecca De Mornay 03-09-2012 09:24 AM
Re: The Thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dmbetc (Post 13418486)
My butt hurts, which one of you is to blame?
Was that you sitting on my lap in the hot tub? My bad.

jubes02 03-09-2012 09:27 AM
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Who shit in the hot tub????????? Fuck u guys

SqueeBaBooSquee 03-09-2012 09:27 AM
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Can someone help me clean up all these High Life bottles I keep tripping over them. Thank you kindly.

dmbetc 03-09-2012 09:35 AM
Re: The Thread
 
rubbish.

smudge1 03-09-2012 09:36 AM
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I'll be in the backyard working on the treehouse.

Balor3012 03-09-2012 09:38 AM
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This place just gets better and better.

mbuttercup7 03-09-2012 09:41 AM
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Will there be a place for hammocks in that treehouse? I want my hammock right next to the hot tub.

breckbrew 03-09-2012 09:42 AM
Re: The Thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by smudge1 (Post 13418569)
I'll be in the backyard working on the treehouse.
Sweet treehouse man.

breckbrew 03-09-2012 09:43 AM
Re: The Thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mbuttercup7 (Post 13418588)
Will there be a place for hammocks in that treehouse? I want my hammock right next to the hot tub.
Banana hamocks, amirite?

dmbetc 03-09-2012 09:44 AM
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I want one of those air chairs.

air chairs > hammock

SqueeBaBooSquee 03-09-2012 09:50 AM
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Hi I'm here to install the cable in the tree house.

mbuttercup7 03-09-2012 09:51 AM
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Cable guy!!

mbuttercup7 03-09-2012 09:52 AM
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Interesting....why is that camera set up on the tripod over there....


ohhhhh............I get it.......

SqueeBaBooSquee 03-09-2012 09:54 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mbuttercup7 (Post 13418657)
Interesting....why is that camera set up on the tripod over there....


ohhhhh............I get it.......
ohhhhhhh yeaaaaaaahhhhh :hump

SqueeBaBooSquee 03-09-2012 10:12 AM
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has anyone else dislocated their pants?

patthebear 03-09-2012 10:15 AM
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No, mine are in the dryer. I want them extra tight for tonight. Dancing at a 7-11 tonight.

smudge1 03-09-2012 10:16 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by patthebear (Post 13418806)
No, mine are in the dryer. I want them extra tight for tonight. Dancing at a 7-11 tonight.
next to the Slurpee machine?

Rebecca De Mornay 03-09-2012 10:18 AM
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Did someone fuck the cable guy? Smudge is building a treehouse? I make a run to the grocery store and everything goes to shit when I get back.

patthebear 03-09-2012 10:18 AM
Re: The Thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by smudge1 (Post 13418813)
next to the Slurpee machine?
You know it. Got any tips?

SqueeBaBooSquee 03-09-2012 10:30 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by patthebear (Post 13418806)
No, mine are in the dryer. I want them extra tight for tonight. Dancing at a 7-11 tonight.
Flash mob at 711?

dmbetc 03-09-2012 10:31 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by patthebear (Post 13418827)
You know it. Got any tips?
pour some on yourself.

SqueeBaBooSquee 03-09-2012 10:31 AM
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The cable is properly installed...

: butters Pat's thighs with cocoa butter :

dmbetc 03-09-2012 10:33 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueeBaBooSquee (Post 13418927)
The cable is properly installed...

: butters Pat's thighs with cocoa butter :
lol, U black?

n/r

SqueeBaBooSquee 03-09-2012 10:38 AM
Re: The Thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dmbetc (Post 13418941)
lol, U black?

n/r
I am not black, but I'm not white.

patthebear 03-09-2012 10:46 AM
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Damn that feels amazing. Can I eat this shit?

mbuttercup7 03-09-2012 11:02 AM
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The bottle says "cocoa" and "butter"....those two things seem perfectly edible to me....I say go for it.

dmbetc 03-09-2012 11:03 AM
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shit smells delicious too.

Rebecca De Mornay 03-09-2012 11:06 AM
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Im going to make a beer run. Pat, hop on the back of my bike bro.

mbuttercup7 03-09-2012 11:07 AM
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Can I sit on the handle bars?

dmbetc 03-09-2012 11:10 AM
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http://www.jalaybi.com/wp-content/up...-people-31.jpg

breckbrew 03-09-2012 11:13 AM
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Just so we're all on the same page, let's not talk about the best drama in the past 25 years in here either, it really harshes the mellow.

mbuttercup7 03-09-2012 11:13 AM
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That's sweet, more people to hold the beer on the way back.

Rebecca De Mornay 03-09-2012 11:15 AM
Re: The Thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mbuttercup7 (Post 13419140)
Can I sit on the handle bars?
That sounds like it could be sexy so I'll allow it.

jubes02 03-09-2012 11:15 AM
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Can u guys grab me a 6 pack of zima?

Rebecca De Mornay 03-09-2012 11:16 AM
Re: The Thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by jubes02 (Post 13419186)
Can u guys grab me a 6 pack of zima?
My hands are going to be full so I'll just have to jam all 6 up my ass to get them back. Is that ok?

jubes02 03-09-2012 11:20 AM
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yea that's totally cool man

jubes02 03-09-2012 11:21 AM
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who put these pants on me? are we on a boat? i still can't get these water wings on :(

Rebecca De Mornay 03-09-2012 11:23 AM
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Shhh shhh shhh go back to sleep. Pat will be over in a second with something for the diarreah you'll have later.

Beefsteak1138 03-09-2012 11:26 AM
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Boobs????

dmbetc 03-09-2012 11:29 AM
Re: The Thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138 (Post 13419250)
Boobs????
Me guesta!

Rebecca De Mornay 03-09-2012 11:32 AM
Re: The Thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138 (Post 13419250)
Boobs????
Do want.

Spell On Me 03-09-2012 11:32 AM
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::: moans, rolls over wakes up :::

What the hell???

::: blacks out again:::

patthebear 03-09-2012 11:34 AM
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Oh shit. I clogged the toilet. It was straight diarrhea so I don't know how I did it.

thebridge15 03-09-2012 11:35 AM
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Shitload of toilet paper. Pun intended.

mbuttercup7 03-09-2012 11:36 AM
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I didn't know bears used toilets.

With all this diarrhea you might need to start going behind the treehouse.

Rebecca De Mornay 03-09-2012 11:37 AM
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It's getting a little messy in here. The air doesn't smell as clean as it did yesterday.

breckbrew 03-09-2012 11:37 AM
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I'm going to the treehouse. I'm going to sit in a rocking chair, chew sunflower seeds, and shoot my BB gun at random things.

Spell On Me 03-09-2012 11:38 AM
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::: wakes up again :::

What's that smell???

::: blacks out again :::

patthebear 03-09-2012 11:39 AM
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Sorry guys. I'll act more mature.

Beefsteak1138 03-09-2012 11:40 AM
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I love sunflower seeds.

Rebecca De Mornay 03-09-2012 11:41 AM
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Im just bummed because Charlene is sick and nobody else is putting out today. We need more roofies.

jubes02 03-09-2012 11:41 AM
Re: The Thread
 
i just pooped in the sink

Rebecca De Mornay 03-09-2012 11:42 AM
Re: The Thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138 (Post 13419331)
I love sunflower seeds.
Me three. Do you get them still in their shells because that's the only way to do it.

breckbrew 03-09-2012 11:42 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138 (Post 13419331)
I love sunflower seeds.
Pull up a seat and help yourself. Schriebs, fetch us some beers.

Rebecca De Mornay 03-09-2012 11:42 AM
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I tried getting you some beers but ther is shit everywhere in this fucking house. People are just shitting everywhere. Jules just shit in the sink. Pat had diarreah all over the pool.

breckbrew 03-09-2012 11:44 AM
Re: The Thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by schreiber89 (Post 13419343)
I tried getting you some beers but ther is shit everywhere in this fucking house. People are just shitting everywhere. Jules just shit in the sink. Pat had diarreah all over the pool.
Yeah, I'm going to let that place air out a little before I go back in. Those leftover cheese fries must have gone bad or something.

Beefsteak1138 03-09-2012 11:44 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by schreiber89 (Post 13419337)
Me three. Do you get them still in their shells because that's the only way to do it.
Hell yeah. I like the BBQ ones.

Quote:
Originally Posted by schreiber89 (Post 13419343)
I tried getting you some beers but ther is shit everywhere in this fucking house. People are just shitting everywhere. Jules just shit in the sink. Pat had diarreah all over the pool.
:freak

I think this thread is having trouble finding its groove.

dmbetc 03-09-2012 11:45 AM
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someone call the plumber and the cleaning lady.

Rebecca De Mornay 03-09-2012 11:45 AM
Re: The Thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by breckbrew (Post 13419347)
Yeah, I'm going to let that place air out a little before I go back in. Those leftover cheese fries must have gone bad or something.
Yeah, well I'm pretty sure Pat needs to see a doctor.

Spell On Me 03-09-2012 11:46 AM
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::: wakes up again :::

DYLANS!! ORBS!! FREE ART!!

::: blacks out again :::

smudge1 03-09-2012 11:46 AM
Re: The Thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dmbetc (Post 13419351)
someone call the plumber and the cleaning lady.
Oh Schreibs??

patthebear 03-09-2012 11:47 AM
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Oh fuck. Someone call that doctor. I just shit out a gallon of worms.

housekeeping 03-09-2012 11:47 AM
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::: knock knock :::

u need fresh towerls, yes?

Rebecca De Mornay 03-09-2012 11:48 AM
Re: The Thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by smudge1 (Post 13419362)
Oh Schreibs??
I'm on strike until Pat agrees to take some pepto bismol.

mbuttercup7 03-09-2012 11:49 AM
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Oh thank god housekeeping is here. Let's get this shit cleaned up and back to feelin' good. :hump

dmbetc 03-09-2012 11:49 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by housekeeping (Post 13419368)
::: knock knock :::

u need fresh towerls, yes?
:lol:lol:lol

Rebecca De Mornay 03-09-2012 11:49 AM
Re: The Thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by housekeeping (Post 13419368)
::: knock knock :::

u need fresh towerls, yes?
:lol:lol

housekeeping 03-09-2012 11:50 AM
Re: The Thread
 
ok ok, out of the house u dirty little fuckers

patthebear 03-09-2012 11:50 AM
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Thank god...

Spell On Me 03-09-2012 11:53 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by housekeeping (Post 13419378)
ok ok, out of the house u dirty little fuckers
Mrumvhjwas.

Huh? Wut?

What time is it? Where did everyone go?

smudge1 03-09-2012 11:54 AM
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I guess I better shock the hot tub before we let Pat back in.

mbuttercup7 03-09-2012 11:55 AM
Re: The Thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spell On Me (Post 13419396)
Mrumvhjwas.

Huh? Wut?

What time is it? Where did everyone go?
Come out back. We're on the rope swing jumping into the lake. I have a feeling housekeeping is going to be in there for awhile.

mbuttercup7 03-09-2012 11:55 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by smudge1 (Post 13419400)
I guess I better shock the hot tub before we let Pat back in.
:lol:lol:lol

housekeeping 03-09-2012 11:55 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Spell On Me (Post 13419396)
Mrumvhjwas.

Huh? Wut?

What time is it? Where did everyone go?
GET UP OR I WILL SHOVE THIS SHOP VAC UP YOUR ASSHoLE WITH NO LUBE THIS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spell On Me 03-09-2012 11:55 AM
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Man, I had the weirdest dream. Something about eggsalad and bacon and someone pooping in the sink.

Rebecca De Mornay 03-09-2012 12:01 PM
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Good thing it was just a dream right? RIGHT????

patthebear 03-09-2012 12:01 PM
Re: The Thread
 
Is the housekeeper gone? Can I go back in?

Rebecca De Mornay 03-09-2012 12:08 PM
Re: The Thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by patthebear (Post 13419435)
Is the housekeeper gone? Can I go back in?
We're going to need to lay down a few ground rules with you before you're allowed back in

jubes02 03-09-2012 12:13 PM
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that housekeeper bitch did NOT make my bed correctly

patthebear 03-09-2012 12:14 PM
Re: The Thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by schreiber89 (Post 13419466)
We're going to need to lay down a few ground rules with you before you're allowed back in
Ok, tell me. In your manly voice that I like.

Rebecca De Mornay 03-09-2012 12:17 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by patthebear (Post 13419500)
Ok, tell me. In your manly voice that I like.
Basically just stop having diarreah everywhere

breckbrew 03-09-2012 12:17 PM
Re: The Thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by housekeeping (Post 13419368)
::: knock knock :::

u need fresh towerls, yes?
:lol:lol What the hell?!

SqueeBaBooSquee 03-09-2012 12:19 PM
Re: The Thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dmbetc (Post 13419154)
I was silently laughing until I saw the baby on the back sliding out of it's holster. Then I literally LOL'd.

Quote:
Originally Posted by patthebear (Post 13419286)
Oh shit. I clogged the toilet. It was straight diarrhea so I don't know how I did it.
Pure skillz.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138 (Post 13419331)
I love sunflower seeds.
holy shit me too

Quote:
Originally Posted by jubes02 (Post 13419334)
i just pooped in the sink
holy shit me too

Quote:
Originally Posted by housekeeping (Post 13419368)
::: knock knock :::

u need fresh towerls, yes?
:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

SqueeBaBooSquee 03-09-2012 12:25 PM
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Shitters full.

Rebecca De Mornay 03-09-2012 12:25 PM
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We need more bacon and less shit in this thread

edit: I guess maybe all that bacon yesterday is what caused this.

patthebear 03-09-2012 12:26 PM
Re: The Thread
 
Anybody wanna go fishing? I've got all these worms.

Spell On Me 03-09-2012 12:26 PM
Re: The Thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by schreiber89 (Post 13419434)
Good thing it was just a dream right? RIGHT????

Yeah, but it seemed soooo real. Oh well, who's got the green?

SqueeBaBooSquee 03-09-2012 12:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by patthebear (Post 13419556)
Anybody wanna go fishing? I've got all these worms.
fukkk yaaa!

mbuttercup7 03-09-2012 12:29 PM
Re: The Thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by patthebear (Post 13419556)
Anybody wanna go fishing? I've got all these worms.
:lol

I'm in!

SqueeBaBooSquee 03-09-2012 12:32 PM
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I just caught NEMO!!!

jubes02 03-09-2012 12:33 PM
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I got worms


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