Need Ant's help in effing with douchebag neighbor
 

Some douchy asshat in my neighborhood is pissing me off and I need suggestions on ways to mess with him/her.

On trash pickup days, after the garbage men have come, this person always takes my trash can and puts it in front my door. This person does this to "remind" me that we're not allowed to leave our trash cans out on the street overnight.

How can I mess with this guy? I was thinking something like wiping dog shit on the handles of the trash can or something along those lines. Any suggestions?

Re: Need Ant's help in effing with douchebag neighbor
 

Burn his house down.

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In what type of domicile do you reside?

J.

Re: Need Ant's help in effing with douchebag neighbor
 

run over his puppy

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Sick the beetus cat on him.

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You could smear honey all over the underside of the door handles on his car.

The shit idea works well too.

Or write him a note, attach it to the can kindly asking that if he wants to move your trash can for you, he can put it back in the right place...then tell him where that is (which could either be the right place i.e. on the side of your house, in your garage....or you could be a twit about it and tell him that the right place is up his ass).

Or you could just get to his garbage cans before he does and steal them, or take them and put them in random places in his yard.

Mayhap you could call your refuse service pretending to be him and cancel it.

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Fuckin' /thread.

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Is that it? If so, Lighten up dude...and grow up.

How about TALKING to him about it, instead of being an immature douche yourself?

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You could bake him an apple pie to thank him for bringing up your trash cans.

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How about the asshole at least give me a chance to put away my trash can before he puts in front of my door? He or she doesn't do it to anyone else, just me.

And I can't talk to him because I don't know who's doing it. So why don't you stop judging before you get all the facts.

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:lol

The thing is, with the effort it takes for this person to do this, he could have put them in my backyard where they go.

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I thought about this as well.

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Townhouse.

I'm PMing a mod to lock the thread. Good work. :lol

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Then how are you going to fuck with him if you dont know whos doing it?

Whats the big fucking deal here? Because you dont get the honor of walking out to get your trash cans yourself? Sheesh, the things people bitch about nowadays.

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Reading comprehension is good.

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Ass. Trash cans do NOT go in front of my front door. They go in the back yard. He places them in front of my front door to fuck with me. It didn't bother me at first, but now it's getting old. Jeebus.

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A lot of people, justifiably so, bitch about principle.

Whoever is doing it is treating Beefy like a child, I'm sure he knows that he needs to go out and get his trash cans and can do it himself like a big boy.

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Anyway, I say have sex with his wife. :thumbsup

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Sweet, sweet Jeebus.

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Sorry, the immaturity of the entire concept made me miss a reply or two.

Youre over reacting about someone moving your trashcans 4 feet closer to your house. Wow.

Obviously you are slacking in moving your trashcans off the street and are failing to include that bit of info. How about you knock on your neighbors doors and ask them?

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Like bitching at people who start threads you don't like?

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Wow, you're a suck a baby... stop being a pussy. I can't believe someone bringing up trashcans makes you cry like that.

How old are you? 12?

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It's the principle of it, not the actual act. Thanks for playing though. Maybe try to get a running start next time.

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Sometimes if someone does something repeatedly to piss you off, you might want to do something about it. Immature? Perhaps, but I don't really care.

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Still, crying about the principle of it is stupid. You must lead a very shitty life if every little things gets to you like this.

Knock on your neighbors door and act live a civilized human being....youll get farther in life than acting immature like rubbing shit on the handles of your trashcan. And someone said that you were upset because someone was treating you like a child? nice.

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Hide in your trashcan after the garbage men come and surprise the mothafucka who's doing it:

'YEAH BITCH! WHERE YOU AT NOW?!?!?!!?'

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Dude, grow the fuck up. This is an internet message board not the fucking United Nations.

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How do you know theyre doing it to piss you off? Majority of people WOULDNT get pissed off by it in the first place, so to assume that you would seems a stretch.

And if they are doing it to piss you off, youve done something to piss them off to get them to retaliate.

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[QUOTE=dre2142;7434650]How do you know theyre doing it to piss you off? Majority of people WOULDNT get pissed off by it in the first place, so to assume that you would seems a stretch.

And if they are doing it to piss you off, youve done something to piss them off to get them to retaliate.[/[QUOTE]

This is a very large assumption.

Perhaps they're just being an asshole for the sake of being an asshole because they're trying to teach Beefy a lesson about some stupid townhouse community rule.

I'd say the person doing it is being just as petty my friend.

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Deficate on their morning paper if it's sitting on the porch.