Originally Posted by Spell On Me (Post 17726786)

Saw the pic of your pup in the dogs thread Beefy. What a good looking dog. Wish I could post pics from my work computer, but I can't and never have the time after work.

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay (Post 15795816)

ive never been to shake shack

my sister always talks about how awesome it is and then when i go to visit shes like "ah fuck it the lines too long you don't deserve it anyways you fucking piece of shit"

she's got a really foul attitude.

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay (Post 15795819)

ya DVR'ing sports is awful.

i missed the first quarter of that jets/bills monday night game this year because i was at a workout class with my gf (still iso: my cock from that experience)

but anyways i didn't know what happened in the game and i watched from the beginning but it just felt weird until i caught back up.

bills pummeled them, ended up being a great night.

Originally Posted by dmb9howell (Post 15795856)

The BLT of questions:

1. I like my BLT straight up, but what's the best food to add to it?
2. Best bread for a BLT?
3. Construct your BLT for me from start to finish.
4. More vital to a BLT: L or T?
5. Is a BLT in your top 3 sandwiches?

Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25 (Post 15795864)

jesus howell just don't ask questions

Originally Posted by dmb9howell (Post 15795889)

:lol felt really good about those too

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68 (Post 15796224)

Night shift used to be something we could hang our hats on.

Now there's a condom in the water fountain.

Originally Posted by aicdmb (Post 15799298)

Worst hangover Ive had in fucking years
Fuck me
Morning bros

Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25 (Post 15799305)

that's what I had yesterday lawrence, I feel your pain.

had to stop feeding my kid a bottle so I could go vomit

that was a new low point

Originally Posted by Funkhouser (Post 15799558)

I got made fun of at an 8th grade dance for having a boner after grinding with a girl.

Originally Posted by unccrombie (Post 15799563)

no need to be ashamed
you to stuck it out there
hoping for the best

Originally Posted by dmb9howell (Post 15800049)

Was just looking for my bottle of Old Grand-Dad from last night, couldn't find it anywhere. Checked the recycling bin; yea I drank the whole thing. Yikes.

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68 (Post 15800058)

:lol right there with you dude. had about 3/4 a bottle of skinny girl prosecco last night. got a cramp in the middle of my upward facing dog pose this morning that i thought i'd never get rid of.

Originally Posted by Arby (Post 15801794)

My GC texts are only getting thru to Adam?! What in the world.....



Well - basically the actor that played Jean-Paul Jean-Paul was our Uber driver to the airport :lol We were just doing the normal chit-chat, he mentioned he was an actor and his role in Seinfeld came up.

Then as we were pulling into the airport he said "well guys your ride is going to be a little discounted today...I forgot to start the meter til about 1/2 way thru the trip" :lol

We got a $28 ride for 12 bucks! We offered him cash to make up for it, but he politely refused.

Originally Posted by Funkhouser (Post 15801808)

:lol so he can't wake up on time and can't start meters on time? Classic Jean-Paul Jean-Paul

Originally Posted by Arby (Post 15801821)

:lol Thats what I said

Originally Posted by Funkhouser (Post 15802990)

yea goats scrotum's are p hairy.

Originally Posted by ryguy469 (Post 15803247)

Still trying to figure out why Keith was in DMBc.

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68 (Post 15803266)

Probably the same reason I go over there - to marvel at the fact that it's still active

Originally Posted by hailtopitt (Post 15803408)

giving yourself lol guys?

damn, funk must've hit rock bottom

Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25 (Post 15803419)

sometimes you roll a gem off and nobody's around or paying attention. plenty of my own posts that deserved lol guys didnt' get them. I respect funk's ambition on this one

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68 (Post 15803496)

i mean, two people can post the exact same thing and one of them can get more lol guys simply based on the poster who said it.

if andrew comes in here and says "i left a little nerd-sized dob of shit on the toilet in my office, what would you guys do in this situation?" then he'll probably get 2 lol guys.

now if nikki posts the same thing, we're talking waves of lols.

Originally Posted by socopithy (Post 15803785)

sup, thread?

Mind if I take my pants off, and drop my 1k in here?

Originally Posted by hailtopitt (Post 15803795)

this better be good...big time make or break moment here

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68 (Post 15803802)

who the fuck are you man?

Originally Posted by AJF_41 (Post 15803947)

:lol :lol :lol

doesn't look like a picked up a mention

Originally Posted by Spell On Me (Post 17729060)

Nikki! Good to see you. How's everything going? Little one doing well?

Originally Posted by unccrombie (Post 17729689)

Spell, are you a Sosa, McGwire, or Bonds kinda guy?

Originally Posted by smudge1 (Post 17732509)

Good morning Spell.

Originally Posted by Spell On Me (Post 17732602)

Hey Smudgie.

Good morning all.

Originally Posted by hailtopitt (Post 15805306)

might go to Noodlehead for V-day with my dime piece

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68 (Post 15805327)

that trey's restaurant? :lol :lol

Originally Posted by aicdmb (Post 15806282)

Ok, I have an ipad question
You guys ready??


Edit: morning bros

Originally Posted by unccrombie (Post 15806284)

the power button is on the top

Originally Posted by unccrombie (Post 15806348)

digging the pessimistic vibe today

http://33.media.tumblr.com/ab53384dc...1116o1_500.gif

Originally Posted by awsomepath (Post 15806569)

Can we just talk about how great Tim Reynolds is? I fucking love that dude.

Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138 (Post 15807176)

Please say you're doing this for Halloween.

https://img0.etsystatic.com/017/0/65...40304_d546.jpg

Originally Posted by thebridge15 (Post 15807187)

that's a nice looking dog

Originally Posted by socopithy (Post 15807220)

But obviously #35 is the best track guys. Super secret rare stuff :thumbsup

Who doesn't like the same 8 notes on loop for a while?

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68 (Post 15807238)

yeah seven really gets me moving.




towards the concession stand.

Originally Posted by thebridge15 (Post 15807214)

why i am is a short, upbeat song with no cringeworthy lyrics. dmb needs more of those

Originally Posted by Arby (Post 15807240)

out of my head and into the room

HELLO!

Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138 (Post 15807251)

Funny, I don't remember eating anything spicy yesterday by my asshole says otherwise.

Originally Posted by AJF_41 (Post 15807258)

lots of dmb chat today

too bad nikki isn't here to cream her jeans

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68 (Post 15807309)

i remember sitting at the kitchen island talking to my dad while he cooked dinner when i was in high school, telling him DMB will be one of those bands that will always be a huge deal, like, they'll have a DMB iPod like U2 did. told him thats how big they're going to be even 10 year from now.

you can guarantee i had the most shit eating grin on my face when i sent my dad the link to the dave matthews signed Pono music player p much proving i was right.

Originally Posted by laura22 (Post 15807323)

:lol

imagine if the next DMB album was automatically downloaded onto your phone

what a fucking nightmare

Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25 (Post 15807350)

I get #27 confused with break free but they're both awful so that's okay

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68 (Post 14090213)

for my 20k i don't want to do anything crazy or loud, just a nice little story of one of my favorite christmas memories. it was my first xmas morning with laura and her parents were just so damn nice they included me in on the family pic. i was drunk yet hungover and nursing a heroine withdraw, but her parents are so genuine and loving, i dont think they even noticed. i couldn't have been happier with the 5x7 they mailed me two weeks later:


happy 20k laura, you're the best.