Originally Posted by Spell On Me (Post 17721804)

Doing great. Got a mow in yesterday. Felt good. We were supposed to get severe storms all yesterday and today, but it hasn't rained a drop.

How yinz doing?

Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138 (Post 17721816)

Exactly the same. It's supposed to rain, so I also got a mow in yesterday, but so far no rain.

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay (Post 15758170)

i did buy an in-room porno once.
i was down in cincinnati taking the CFP exam and was inbetween sessions and wanted to blow off some steam.
it sucked, it was like soft core bullshit, i came like 5 minutes into it and had to pay for the entire hour anyways.
i called the front desk and told them i didn't like and asked for a refund, she said "why didn't you like it" so i just hung up and pouted.

passed the exam tho so that was good.

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68 (Post 15758190)

:lol why didn't you like it :lol

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay (Post 15758202)

well in her defense she can't tell that it's a porno. some privacy thing. it just shows up as in room entertainment.

i did once watch repo men in a colorado area sheraton and succesfully got that one refunded for poor overall quality of film. i had an airtight case though, that movie was garbage.

Originally Posted by SqueeBaBooSquee (Post 15758234)

:lol:lol but seriously why didn't you like it? I mean you came 5 mins in, must been a good 5 mins at least.

Originally Posted by thebridge15 (Post 15758241)

does anyone rent porn in a hotel room anymore? don't people have phones?

Originally Posted by Arby (Post 15758244)

No bridge, people dont have phones.

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay (Post 15758253)

do you realize how easy it is to cum? i can close my eyes and think about a chick i thought was hot in high school and be done in no time.

this video was just soft core, hardly showed any penetration, it was basically a bunch of naughty america teaser vids tied together.

in sum, i could have paid the $12.50 or whatever for wifi, saved 6 bucks and viewed better material. i felt wronged.

Originally Posted by hailtopitt (Post 15758735)

SPECTRE can't not be good

Originally Posted by hailtopitt (Post 15758777)

wanna be my date for the midnight screening?

Originally Posted by Rodey (Post 15758786)

Absolutely!

Tip: I'm a sucker for the popcorn bucket trick

Originally Posted by hailtopitt (Post 15758790)

they don't make buckets big enough my man

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68 (Post 15758800)

i get the premise of the joke but having a dick bigger than any size of popcorn bucket sold in theaters would be such a handicap, would likely lead to a smattering of health issues and little to no sexual interest in such a mutated organ.

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68 (Post 15758806)

anyway, im pretty fun at parties

Originally Posted by mrignatious (Post 15759234)

The United States Postal Service website is a joke. Are there any privately run shipping companies I could use as an alternative?

Originally Posted by Arby (Post 15759252)

Have you heard of UPS? There is another one - think it might be called FedEX or something.

Originally Posted by mrignatious (Post 15759260)

Not trusting anything with the word "Fed" in it arby. I'll be sure to check out the other one. Thanks!

Originally Posted by Funkhouser (Post 15761547)

I ate a brownie and watched Avatar. My housemates and I pretended to be dragons the rest of the night.

Originally Posted by hailtopitt (Post 15761592)

L.A. honestly sounds like the worst place on earth

Originally Posted by Arby (Post 15761643)

LA trip canceled.

Going on a backpacking trip through kuwait and iraq instead.

Originally Posted by Funkhouser (Post 15761777)

yea tom cruise is really short.

rumor has it tom was reaching for a cookie jar and his manager was like "man, he's on a mission" Some other dude commented and was like "Yeah, mission impossible"
They both high fived and made some movies.

#coolstory

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay (Post 15761859)

:lol:lol

my favorite running subtle bit right now is arby occasionally changing the vote total for the thread poll

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay (Post 15761967)

todfiddle's body of work is unrivaled by any other character in this thread.

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68 (Post 15761975)

:lol :lol oh man tod fiddle was too great

Originally Posted by hailtopitt (Post 15761989)

oh man, adam made a venue thread like an hour :lol after someone else already made it. don't know if he could possibly recover from this

Originally Posted by Funkhouser (Post 15762072)

Lunch:

Chicken Salad w/ cheese on Kaiser Roll
Snyders buff chick pretzels
water
banana

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68 (Post 15762077)

how are those pretzels?

Originally Posted by Funkhouser (Post 15762090)

delicious. Honestly, thanks for asking. No one at work commented on them and i'm livid

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68 (Post 15762095)

yeah they sound dope, big fan of flavored pretzels

Originally Posted by TrampledUnderw. (Post 15762100)

Don't really care about people's lunches. I make 50+k a year

Originally Posted by AJF_41 (Post 15762181)

BLT huh…never had one

sounds great

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay (Post 15762203)

wish i was a dick manager

Originally Posted by Funkhouser (Post 15762257)

Jesus was a girl with small boobs not a dude.
Long hair, slim build, no shoulders, fantastic legs, full lips, etc.

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay (Post 15762272)

YNK and I are casually chatting via PM right now about Pitt's 3k milestone debacle.

:lol thought it might give you all a chuckle.

Originally Posted by ryguy469 (Post 15762290)

Lunch:

Roast Beef
Cheddar
Spicy Horseradish
Pickled Onions
Tomato
On a perfectly toasted focaccia bun

Originally Posted by Funkhouser (Post 15762303)

you just described beccas moms vagina. nice

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay (Post 15762306)

:lol:lol IRL water spit

Originally Posted by Funkhouser (Post 15762351)

No 15k from ynk today.

When I asked shouldn't he be typing up his 15k he PMed me this gif. enjoy http://i.imgur.com/p67LKaN.gif

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay (Post 15762479)

what's everyones thoughts on referring to vagina as cookie?

Originally Posted by hailtopitt (Post 15762484)

i just refer to it as a lady's icky area

Originally Posted by keithcoldroses (Post 15762580)

Potbelly sucks

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68 (Post 15762592)

was not impressed by the potbelly i went to if my 0 likes it then its good with me!

Originally Posted by laura22 (Post 15762696)

ive never had a sandwich before

Originally Posted by AJF_41 (Post 15762974)

saw nightcrawler last night
main character reminded me a lot of arby

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay (Post 15762981)

haven't seen it.
dont know anything about it.
assuming my 0 nailed the joke tho.

:lol:lol

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay (Post 15763655)

evening dudes, just ate an entire tub of boursin cheese, feeling good.

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68 (Post 15763419)

Hell yeah pat, Thanks a bunch dude!

Originally Posted by mrignatious (Post 15763426)

Classic cocktails. Nice!

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay (Post 15763648)

my girlfriend got me these for christmas last year.

spoiler alert: they don't cost much

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay (Post 15764392)

it also depends what kind of beer.

10 light beers DNE 10 craft beers

Originally Posted by hailtopitt (Post 15764406)

that's right folks, i just had 3 shots of Hennigan's and i don't smell

Originally Posted by keithcoldroses (Post 15764408)

Yeah I mean we were drinking like 8% ABVs at the bar.

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay (Post 15764412)

ya so you had the equiv of 14 miller lites twice as fast.

that'll fuck you up.

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay (Post 15764413)

:lol:lol

the whole thing with alcohol is just how fast you drink anyways.
honestly the drunkest ive ever been in my entire life i had 5 drinks the entire night but they were all shots of whiskey and they were consecutive.

Originally Posted by hailtopitt (Post 15764428)

definitely

i've taken down an entire case of beer over the course of a long night, but give me a couple 3-wisemen back-to-back and my legs are spreading faster than mumps in the NHL

Originally Posted by Funkhouser (Post 15764432)

that's breakfast for howell

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay (Post 15764434)

:lol what's a 3-wisemen

i wonder if it's similar to a shot at a bar on ohio states campus called the 4-horsemen

Originally Posted by thebridge15 (Post 15764438)

4 horsemen jfc

one and only time I've thrown up on the physical bar

Originally Posted by Funkhouser (Post 15764463)

I threw up on a bartender after taking a shot of tequila. Can't stand the stuff.

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay (Post 15764503)

:lol SPD freshman year, what a time to be alive.
went to a house party and just drank everything i could get my hands on.

then i remember towards the end of the night trying to hit on this girl who went to high school with thomas that i thought was hot.
i honestly don't have any idea what i said to her but she looked at me as if i had told her id enjoy raping her mother.
then i went outside to the front porch, i remember it looked like all the cars on the street were moving up and down like waves and then i blasted my dinner onto the sidewalk.

thomas walked me home a few minutes later and i ralphed again in the parking lot outside of the dorm. had the worst possible hangover the next day.

Originally Posted by Funkhouser (Post 15764509)

I was a massive alcoholic in college. One of my favorite/worst memories was when I got cited sophomore year for underage drinking.
Cop busted the party lined us up for a breathalyzer. My buddy who was 100% wasted thought he was completely sober. Was like i'll go first guys I got this. Blew a .25 and was handcuffed and taken to the drunk tank.

Originally Posted by Arby (Post 15764520)

Never puked in a bar, but puked outside of one, then got in line.

Bouncer be like "sir do you mind stepping over to the side there for a minute"

So I did, not really thinking about it. Then I heard "he's not getting in - not tonight"

Then I was like "what, why?.....oh....for that? Yea"


Made sense

Originally Posted by thebridge15 (Post 15764529)

what is SPD?

Originally Posted by aicdmb (Post 15764545)

Christ, Bridge
It was only one of the biggest meats of all time
Don't you remember the pic of all those hipster shoes??

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay (Post 15764547)

:lol AIC taking bridge to school, never thought id see the day.

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay (Post 15764601)

we got written up our freshman year for drinking in the dorms.

there were 9 of us and we all did a case race with natty light and were just throwing the empties on the ground around us, so after abour 3 hours there was a solid 150 cans strewn about. RA knocked on the door and this kid just went over and opened it without looking through the peep hole. Beleive it or not, Thomas actually tried to talk us out of being written up though, some incredible tale about how we were drinking pop out of natty light cans.

of course at ohio state they almost applauded you for drinking. our punishment was to make an educational sign for the lobby of our dorm about the dangers of alcohol abuse. We just created a huge sign that said "100% of people who drink die" and it was surrounded by random clip art :lol, they kept it up for more than half the year.

Originally Posted by Funkhouser (Post 15764656)

Freshman year I went to a pet shop blackout drunk. Bought a hamster and all the accessories. Two kids on my floor put him in a Quiznos salad box and hot boxed him. He was so high he ate like a weeks supply of food. He died within a month. We had a memorial outside my dorm (not kidding) his name was Lemmiwinks.

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay (Post 15765773)

honestly the gayest thing i do is go to other cities to eat food with strange men i met on the internet.

Originally Posted by awsomepath (Post 15766080)

Hey Nugz.

Originally Posted by HeadyNugz (Post 15766083)

Hey d00d.

Originally Posted by ryguy469 (Post 15767268)

Ain't nothing wrong with a few grown men engaging in a tickle fight.

Originally Posted by keithcoldroses (Post 15767626)

If I'm on ants in 16 years please destroy me

Originally Posted by awsomepath (Post 15774400)

I like coffee with toast and jelly
But I'd rather be licking the butthole of my best friend Arby.

Originally Posted by keithcoldroses (Post 15774544)

I'd like to dedicate 12K to the p bit.

I have at least 10 friends who use this IRL now. Better than anything DMB has put out in the last 10 years, that's for sure

Originally Posted by Arby (Post 15774737)

digeridoo seems like an instrument that is going to get you a LOT of untrimmed bush

Originally Posted by awsomepath (Post 15774816)

How was the wedding Keyz?! You guys have a good time?
Did I miss a post where you recapped this?

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay (Post 15774825)

no pat, they had a really bad time at their wedding.

JFC.

where do you even come up with this shit?

Originally Posted by mrignatious (Post 15775153)

Would you guys still be ok with my presence if I had a pony tail?

Originally Posted by Arby (Post 15775158)

on your head?

Originally Posted by scrock25 (Post 15775211)

My favorite dumb thing said in this site ever is still when she thought 4-wheel drive is when all four tires turn concurrently... like, turn directionally, not rotationally.

Originally Posted by Rodey (Post 15775205)

Can someone tell me where I am?

Originally Posted by Arby (Post 15775212)

In the wrong thread.

Originally Posted by TrampledUnderw. (Post 15775243)

Post count is cool I guess but it's all about quality

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay (Post 15775248)

ok. let us know when you're ready to get started then.

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay (Post 15775339)

imagine death by pizza though.

just keep driving it into your gulliver either until you have a massive heart attack or stroke because of your pizza/blood content going to some ridiculous figure or it just piles up so high that it essentially asphyxiates you.

that has rondey written all over it.

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay (Post 15775381)

::fucks up guitar riff::
::fucks up guitar riff::
::hits it nice and smooth::

::sings::

another turning point a fork stuck in the road

Originally Posted by mrignatious (Post 15775467)

Verizon is a fucking joke

Originally Posted by mrignatious (Post 15775472)

Well there goes that bit. Good lookin' out arby

Originally Posted by Funkhouser (Post 15775539)

my dad has a poster of jon voight in his garage. Never had the courage to ask why

Originally Posted by keithcoldroses (Post 15776471)

I'm gonna miss Obama when he leaves guys

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68 (Post 15777551)

i dont know how the tailgate posters can continue doing the same schtick. i mean, even we stopped talking about tubgirl.

Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25 (Post 15777564)

we used to have this big ass book of street names that corresponded to a map. after taking the order, you looked up the street name, and it gave you a grid coordinate. you'd look on the map, find that coordinate on the grid, and then plan a route to the house.

at my level of stonedness, they may as well have put a blind fold on me, spun me around ten times, and pushed me out the door.

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay (Post 15777570)

i always wondered how they got those little ships inside the glass bottles.

Originally Posted by Funkhouser (Post 15777583)

Asked my dad this question when I was younger. He looked confused and just punched me across the face. He said that's how. I said by punching me in the face? He said what? ( he was winding up his arm at this point) I said never mind.

Originally Posted by hailtopitt (Post 15777591)

funk's posts like the last one are funny but just believable enough to make me depressed at the same time

Originally Posted by AJF_41 (Post 15777791)

http://antsmarching.org/forum/showpo...1&postcount=41

hahahaggghahaha

Originally Posted by hailtopitt (Post 15778258)

who would've ever thought i'd be giving scrocks a lesson on cookies

what a day

Originally Posted by scrock25 (Post 15778277)

First of all, shut the fuck up, enough.

Second of all, go fuck yourself.

Originally Posted by Funkhouser (Post 15778306)

I already won boo. Wait until David posts. He's gonna say funk is my bestie. He PMed me that he wanted me to meat his Dad. I obviously didn't respond. But that's bff material right there

Originally Posted by Arby (Post 15778310)

this post reminds me of DMB's cover of Slip Slidin Away

Originally Posted by dmb9howell (Post 15778317)

Underwhelming?

Originally Posted by Funkhouser (Post 15778319)

:lol:lol god I want to kill myself

Originally Posted by Arby (Post 15778321)

that is putting it mildly

Originally Posted by dmb9howell (Post 15778331)

I was trying to be nice because Funk called me boo and I got chills. Rest of his post really sucked though.

Originally Posted by Funkhouser (Post 15778334)

:lol:lol

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68 (Post 15778500)

honestly pats fans just need to embrace this and say "so what?" to everyone. if you're going to get under peoples' skin no matter what, bask in it.

Originally Posted by ryguy469 (Post 15778522)

I know right? Look at every good villain ever! They just gave zero fucks about what people thought and did what they wanted. All this giving a crap is just pathetic

Originally Posted by Keyz (Post 15778526)

i still can't believe how offended everyone is getting over some deflated footballs. it is not a big deal at all.

media gonna media, tho.

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68 (Post 15778533)

exactly. can you imagine if the ending of pyscho was norman bates just sitting there pleading with everyone to at least wait until the trial was over to make any judgments about him?

Originally Posted by scrock25 (Post 15778578)

So when you guys are at your desks working, do you always reset back to a certain screen in your systems before you move on to the next thing, or are you always just working off the last place you were?

Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25 (Post 15778583)

what on earth are you even talking about anymore

Originally Posted by Arby (Post 15778584)

haha absolutely man

Originally Posted by hailtopitt (Post 15778586)

yay scrocks made a post!

Originally Posted by scrock25 (Post 15778590)

Alrighty, see ya then.

It's obvious when you all don't want people in here.

Originally Posted by Funkhouser (Post 15778787)

I wonder if Rickys fish are Pats fans? Would be awkward if they weren't

Originally Posted by Arby (Post 15778791)

Yea dood. His fish are SEAHAWK fans.....

Makes sense. Christ

Originally Posted by keithcoldroses (Post 15778975)

Is it Pet Smart or Pets Mart

Originally Posted by Keyz (Post 15778983)

it's Pet Smart, you ponce.

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68 (Post 15778984)

i've always pronounced it pet smart

Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25 (Post 15778988)

honestly I thought the owner's name was pete and have been calling it pete's mart for years. had no idea they even sold pet supplies. thought it was pretty big for just a convenience type store but it's a free country

Originally Posted by AJF_41 (Post 15779094)

i'd like to put something out there

i've never felt a significant connection to YNK

…and i'd like to change that

Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25 (Post 15779099)

Shame to hear that AJF. Have texted RDM many times to ask if AJF like-likes me.

Originally Posted by AJF_41 (Post 15779874)

http://imgur.com/IWgiqLB

:lol :lol

Originally Posted by Arby (Post 15780546)

Why fanny pack when you can shoulder bag it?

You can fit so much more in a nice shoulder bag.

Originally Posted by Funkhouser (Post 15780552)

fucked up my shoulder in an origami tourney (tournament)

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68 (Post 15780666)

get some fucking questions going, god damn

Originally Posted by Arby (Post 15780674)

::looks around the room - wide eyed - to see if anyone else saw my zero snap::

Originally Posted by hailtopitt (Post 15780675)

whoa lady, take it easy

Originally Posted by Arby (Post 15780676)

::clears throat::

um....so its crazy about the super bowl huh?

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68 (Post 15780679)

I'm sorry guys I literally bit my tongue right before the post and it shows

Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25 (Post 15781072)

well here's the thing we were gonna say

it's two things, really

both equally sad

first, a while back, RDM and I were contacted by a different forum. the vibe of their site had gotten a bit.....odd, and they needed to bring in some outside talent to curate some new content. we initially only met with them via twitter and snapchat, but eventually we had an IRL meat with their mods. we brought our portfolios, RDM's obviously much more substantial than mine, and the mods really took a shine to his stuff, and mine to a lesser extent. we scheduled a meeting with their admins for feb 1. then, I dropped my 15K on the world. they flew to columbus and pittsburgh collectively (very long trip for them), and offered us positions on the spot. the number of chatterboxes (their version of the lol guy) they offered was too high to even really negotiate with them with any fervor, we just had to accept.

the really sad thing is, as part of our settlement with the corporate board here, we aren't allowed to take any of our bits with us. we will miss them and may lurk to visit them, and you, on occasion. however, our new forum requires that we retire the RDM and YNK personas and start over. no posting here anymore.

so I guess this is goodbye; our last day here will be sunday.

Originally Posted by hailtopitt (Post 15781153)

i'm p sure trying to make a black man in America try to choose between visiting Indiana or Wisconsin is considered a hate crime

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay (Post 15781219)

quick story about miscarriage.

i was down in cincy last weekend visiting some friends from college. they're basically fuggin burn outs and still live in a college house on xavier campus. i went down saturday night and they had thrown a party friday, some friend of a friend's girlfriend left her samsung galaxy s5 at their house. being the mature adult that i am i of course read all of her text messages, one was from her sister and was just an incredibly graphic description of a miscarriage she had a few weeks earlier.

anyhow, we lol'd and put the phone away.

took a picture of the inside of my asshole and made it her background when i came home hammered that night. got a few pissed off texts from my friends the next day while i was driving back.

/longstory

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay (Post 15781225)

there was also a contact in the phone named "Future Husband :)"

my friend sent him a text that said something like "i need to tell you something" and then didn't respond the rest of the night.

he called like 7 times :lol

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay (Post 15781227)

when i took the picture of my asshole i remember my friends yelling at me "send it to husband! send it to husband!" hahaha

decided we had already done enough to her.

Originally Posted by ryguy469 (Post 15782793)

Just checked the side of this pop tart box - suggested serving is one pastry. Who in the world opens up this metallic wrapper and says "you know what? I'm going to put this second one back in the box for later."

Originally Posted by Funkhouser (Post 15782799)

Serial killers.

Originally Posted by dmb9howell (Post 15783206)

Keyz is my fucking man tho for real.

Originally Posted by Arby (Post 15783311)

Anyone have a long look in the mirror after getting into the greens? I do sometimes.

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68 (Post 15783315)

yep. well, i was on mushrooms too. washing my hands after a piss, started staring at my pupils. after about 5 minutes i was just like "haha enough of that", went back out to the living room, everyone was asleep and it was notably brighter outside. i was in there from 3am to 7am.

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68 (Post 15783321)

i should note thta i dont think i was looking in the mirror for 4 hours though. i sat down to take a piss because i was dizzy and i think i fell asleep for most of that time. mainly because my ass and legs were numb and i fell down when i tried to stand up. but who knows with these kind of things.

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68 (Post 15783329)

when i'm high i spend most of my time debating whether or not i should say what i'm thinking because i dont know if i've already said it.

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay (Post 15783702)

if you can take a chick to portillos to meat two of your e-friends and then to a DMB show where they debut can't stop and she doesn't dump you the next day then you've really found something.

Originally Posted by AJF_41 (Post 15784598)

lunch

instant lunch maruchan noodles (beef flavor)
nacho cheese doritos
diet coke

Originally Posted by mrignatious (Post 15784610)

Did you throw that all in a crock-pot this morning and let it simmer for a few hours?

Originally Posted by AJF_41 (Post 15784623)

re·tool
verb

equip (a factory) with new or adapted tools.
adapt or alter (someone or something) to make them more useful or suitable.

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay (Post 15787412)

if you charted a dog's manlieness it's actually a bit of a parabola.

there's the kind of dog funk is looking at, that's not manly at all and any chick that talks to him is only doing it because she thinks he's gay.

then you've got your huskies/labs etc. fairly manly dogs but still cute enough that chicks will talk to you about them, what's more manly that?

then you got your super manly dogs, german shpehers, rotweilers, irish wolfhounds etc. that in a vacuum are abolsutely more manly that your labs but since no pussy is ever coming over to give that dog a pat on the head it actually detracts from the overall manly rating bringing the tail end of curve back down.

fascinating stuff.

Originally Posted by Spell On Me (Post 15787473)

:lol



Maybe, but you can't deny they're manly



:lol Dig the scientific approach. Can you quantify that?

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68 (Post 15787487)

Animals taller than you are manly. I know that hypothesis breaks down a little bit if we're talking like, giraffes, but I stand by it

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay (Post 15787493)

im working on it, the issue im running into is that at the end of the day it all goes out the window and the relationship is strictly linear based on how much money you make.

Originally Posted by Spell On Me (Post 15787514)

:lol:lol What?



I feel the need, the need for snow.



True, but would you be willing to agree that an ugly guy who makes a decent living would be considered more manly and therefore more attractive if he has a manly dog? That would make the calculations more relevant. Not asking for myself as you know, just scientific curiosity.

Originally Posted by LadyMadonna68 (Post 15787516)

if i was a chick i would not date a guy who owned a bird.

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay (Post 15787524)

it creates a sharper curve.
ugly guy with very manly dog resulted in the key words "frightening" and "rape" from our test group.
toss a $1,700 burberry shall over his shoulders though and we had mositure.

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay (Post 15787544)

in all of the testing we did there were only two specific traits that tested higher than wealth in terms of attracting woman.

1. defined muscular frame (in a landslide particularly in the 18-28 demographic)
2. ownership of a yacht (now granted, i don't know a lot of yacht owners that aren't also wealthy but when we isolated variables and ran simulations the data suggested that a very ugly and poor man that can provide notarized proof of yacht ownership still can pull some decent tail).

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay (Post 15787608)

there will be blood.

not period bl00d.

Originally Posted by AJF_41 (Post 15787615)

speaking of period blood

5 days babe!

Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay (Post 15787618)

you're going to be on your period while we're down there?

don't care, i'll just fuck u in the ocean, it will stir up the sharks.

Originally Posted by AJF_41 (Post 15787628)

Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25 (Post 15787677)

I have a friend that used to be in a dance crew

had to really slow-play the jokes to make sure he wasn't super-serious about the dance crew

glad I did, because he was indeed super serious about the dance crew

Originally Posted by keithcoldroses (Post 15789237)

Glad to see Schreibs is basing his NYC pizza knowledge on fucking Artichoke Pizza.

Stick to skyline chili or whatever the fuck your state is known for food-wise bro :lol

Originally Posted by mrignatious (Post 15789979)

At this point I'll settle for anyone expanding on Steve Harvey.

Originally Posted by Funkhouser (Post 15789980)

He looks like the dog from Duck Hunt

Originally Posted by Rodey (Post 15789985)

Funk comparing a black guy to a Coonhound. Yikes!

Originally Posted by Funkhouser (Post 15790013)

rodey... i dont even know what to say.

all kidding aside...commit suicide by cicis immediately

Originally Posted by dmb9howell (Post 17725537)

Breakfast:

Cheerios with 2% and sugar
Onion bagel with cream cheese
Sliced strawberries