The great and holy history of MattsMarching
first mentioned in the radio show thread, mattsmarching was once a dead idea, resurrected by the resurrector. a thread was then created by the soon to be 005. many men from the wasteland of DMBc did not like the matts stake to what was rightfully theirs, led by the notorious DMBDan. many attacks ensued, but MM held its ground, and be came stronger. after the top 5 saw it necessary to expand the executive branch of mattsmarching, the resurrector was elected, making the all-powerful top 6. but after 1000+ replies in 24 hours, many new matts, and the creed was written, many trials ensued, including 2 thread locks, until the prime minister of all mattdom founded the place we now call home.
DMBDan was an asshole, all matts should rejoice that the rightful dan has taken his place, two-stepping into a bright future.
and so it was written: the history of mattsmarching.
posted again in all of its glory.
all matts must memorize this.
