Stuart: Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet triannually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.
Tony: So who's in this Pentavirate?
Stuart: The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"
Charlie: Dad, how can you hate The Colonel?
Stuart: Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!

I found this last night as I was looking through my old posts and wondering why most people think I'm a dude. It brought some major lawlz.

http://antsmarching.org/forum/showpo...1&postcount=55