What irritates you? - Page 101

luvXdmb · 08-06-2011, 02:12 PM

The dumbass that spilled coffee all over the counter, his lap and the floor.

rconverse · 08-06-2011, 04:32 PM

When people step off a bus or train and then just stop and stand like there aren't 100 other people trying to get off the same bus or train.

SqueeBaBooSquee · 08-06-2011, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by luvXdmb

The dumbass that spilled coffee all over the counter, his lap and the floor.

I thought women liked ( wanted ) to take care of those things for us?

AJF_41 · 08-06-2011, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by rconverse

When people step off a bus or train and then just stop and stand like there aren't 100 other people trying to get off the same bus or train.

just punch the old lady in the back of the head. she'll move.

luvXdmb · 08-06-2011, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by SqueeBaBooSquee

I thought women liked ( wanted ) to take care of those things for us?

I really HATE making egg salad sandwiches

ji/\/\ithing · 08-06-2011, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by rconverse

When people step off a bus or train and then just stop and stand like there aren't 100 other people trying to get off the same bus or train.

just run into them and give them a dirty look as you walk by. they'll get the message.

kittensXLI · 08-07-2011, 03:04 AM

people that can't/don't take a hint

unccrombie · 08-09-2011, 09:23 AM

not knowing

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2011/08/...t_by_alien.php

laura22 · 08-09-2011, 09:34 AM

when you find out kinda big news through facebook

just found out my friend is dating someone from seeing a relationship status change on my newsfeed..

really?

dmbgodagirl41 · 08-09-2011, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by laura22

when you find out kinda big news through facebook

just found out my friend is dating someone from seeing a relationship status change on my newsfeed..

really?

I plan on not putting that stuff up until I'm married. All of a sudden, SURPRISE!!!!

My annoyance today is stupid bitches. I posted this on FB, but last night, I was in the elevator in the garage at work, and there were these three girls in there who were looking fabulous. One of the girls was ripping on the other, telling her that her dress was ugly, and too short, and she regretted inviting her out. It was awful, and this poor girl was just taking it. I finally got so fed up and turned to the girl who was being berated, told her that she was working that dress like a runway model, and her friend was just a fat, jealous bitch who wishes she could look that good.

It's one thing to be honest about a friend and what she is wearing in private, and in a nice way, and totally another to publicly say horrible things that aren't true. What a miserable person.

neumdogg · 08-09-2011, 09:53 AM

Were they hot?

unccrombie · 08-09-2011, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by dmbgodagirl41

I plan on not putting that stuff up until I'm married. All of a sudden, SURPRISE!!!!

My annoyance today is stupid bitches. I posted this on FB, but last night, I was in the elevator in the garage at work, and there were these three girls in there who were looking fabulous. One of the girls was ripping on the other, telling her that her dress was ugly, and too short, and she regretted inviting her out. It was awful, and this poor girl was just taking it. I finally got so fed up and turned to the girl who was being berated, told her that she was working that dress like a runway model, and her friend was just a fat, jealous bitch who wishes she could look that good.

It's one thing to be honest about a friend and what she is wearing in private, and in a nice way, and totally another to publicly say horrible things that aren't true. What a miserable person.

*envisions a cat fight turned 3-way*

mandy18 · 08-09-2011, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by laura22

when you find out kinda big news through facebook

just found out my friend is dating someone from seeing a relationship status change on my newsfeed..

really?

My husband found out his brother was engaged through FB.
For some reason that I don't understand, they literally posted the information the second they got engaged.

Quote:

Originally Posted by dmbgodagirl41

I plan on not putting that stuff up until I'm married. All of a sudden, SURPRISE!!!!

My annoyance today is stupid bitches. I posted this on FB, but last night, I was in the elevator in the garage at work, and there were these three girls in there who were looking fabulous. One of the girls was ripping on the other, telling her that her dress was ugly, and too short, and she regretted inviting her out. It was awful, and this poor girl was just taking it. I finally got so fed up and turned to the girl who was being berated, told her that she was working that dress like a runway model, and her friend was just a fat, jealous bitch who wishes she could look that good.

It's one thing to be honest about a friend and what she is wearing in private, and in a nice way, and totally another to publicly say horrible things that aren't true. What a miserable person.

Ew. She actually said she regretted inviting someone out b/c of her dress?
Who acts that way? Who would be friends with someone like that?
How did they react to what you said (which was awesome, btw)?

defcon · 08-09-2011, 12:22 PM

Life and everything about it irritates me. Time to give it up. It's been real.

**Arby** · 08-09-2011, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by defcon

Life and everything about it irritates me. Time to give it up. It's been real.

-dont do it
-so much to live for
-think about family and stuff
-no points for 2nd place, goose
-long term solution for short term problems

kittensXLI · 08-09-2011, 12:36 PM

defcon, drink a Mountain Dew and calm down.

**Lcsulla** · 08-09-2011, 01:43 PM

Hitting the ball right on the nose 4 times in a row an only getting one hit out of it. Lined out to the pitcher, first baseman, and third baseman last night - none of them had to even move, I was out before I left the box.

SqueeBaBooSquee · 08-09-2011, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luvXdmb

I really HATE making egg salad sandwiches

my wife better fuckin make me sandwiches or I'm hiring a hot maid and banging her instead.

Quote:

Originally Posted by defcon

Life and everything about it irritates me. Time to give it up. It's been real.

dude just drink a red bull, smoke a cig, do a bump and calm down Beavis.

Elliott Evans · 08-09-2011, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by defcon

Life and everything about it irritates me. Time to give it up. It's been real.

The little things are what make life enjoyable for me.

**daveshookme** · 08-09-2011, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Elliott Evans

The little things are what make life enjoyable for me.

yeah, but it's your little thing that irritates your wife. Sorry

Elliott Evans · 08-09-2011, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by daveshookme

yeah, but it's your little thing that irritates your wife. Sorry

I don't have a wife.

dmbgodagirl41 · 08-09-2011, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by neumdogg

Were they hot?

Bitch chick was pretty, but a big girl, and clearly lacking self esteem. The other two were gorgeous. The one who got ridiculed was the one I was thinking something like "That bitch looks so hot in that dress, i wish I could pull that look off. I need to run more" right before ugly opened her mouth.

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Originally Posted by unccrombie

*envisions a cat fight turned 3-way*

you mean four-way?

Quote:

Originally Posted by mandy18

My husband found out his brother was engaged through FB.
For some reason that I don't understand, they literally posted the information the second they got engaged.

Ew. She actually said she regretted inviting someone out b/c of her dress?
Who acts that way? Who would be friends with someone like that?
How did they react to what you said (which was awesome, btw)?

Yeah, it was horrible. Clearly the wet blanket of the group. She said she regretted inviting her because she never looks cute, always too trashy. Bitches act that way, that's who....and I wouldn't be friends with someone who cuts me down. And bitch chick was too shocked to really say anything, plus, I was too busy turning my back to her and walking off the elevator to notice.

Somethin4Nothin · 08-09-2011, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ji/\/\ithing

this is your sign that you should no longer be friends with that person, on facebook or in real life.

Three Amigos is awesome, you shut your mouth.

this is when i'm glad i can fart on command. i drop bombs on people that stand too close to me. then i sing "pleeeease dooon't staaaand soooo cloooose toooo meeeee" quietly.

I laughed at this for like 5 minutes!!

ji/\/\ithing · 08-09-2011, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Somethin4Nothin

I laughed at this for like 5 minutes!!

blast from the past. glad you enjoyed it.

today's irritant: people who don't keep pace on the golf course. i understand that it is a leisurely sport/activity, but if you have a group of 2 and a group of 4 is waiting on you every hole, you're doing it wrong.

played awesome today though, other than 3 holes.

defcon · 08-09-2011, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by som3d3vil34

-dont do it
-so much to live for
-think about family and stuff
-no points for 2nd place, goose
-long term solution for short term problems

I can't get it out of my head. Guess I need help. The thing is, I don't think about it, I dream it, then I think about the dreams of it...it's really fucked up. I know dreams are often your brain processing the events of the day, but it feels out of control.

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Originally Posted by kittensXLI

defcon, drink a Mountain Dew and calm down.

As much as I love Dew, it won't calm me down. A bowl, blunt, or joint will...but alas I'm empty in a new town.

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Originally Posted by SqueeBaBooSquee

dude just drink a red bull, smoke a cig, do a bump and calm down Beavis.

That'll turn me into Cornholio. See above.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elliott Evans

The little things are what make life enjoyable for me.

99% of life is shit, it's the 1% in between that makes it bearable. Unfortunately, I haven't had a moment in a long time.

I'm adhering to a pretty strict Dave regimen to keep me alive. 1 Part Nancies, 1 Part Grey Street, 1 Part Big Eyed Fish, 1 Part Bartender, and 10 Parts #41.

**Arby** · 08-09-2011, 08:25 PM

I hope you're joking dude, even though you really shouldnt be joking about that kind of thing. What are we suppose to think? Someone might be close to calling the Montighetto police or something

mr. testaverde · 08-09-2011, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ji/\/\ithing

today's irritant: people who don't keep pace on the golf course. i understand that it is a leisurely sport/activity, but if you have a group of 2 and a group of 4 is waiting on you every hole, you're doing it wrong.

played awesome today though, other than 3 holes.

ugh i hate that. so many people dont understand "play behind the people in front of you, not in front of the people behind you"

kittensXLI · 08-09-2011, 09:15 PM

defcon please don't die. Seriously.

breckbrew · 08-10-2011, 09:27 AM

There was an accident on my way to work this morning. Traffic was backed up just to the exit I take to get off the highway. I saw a car that was sitting in the traffic pull out, cross over the solid white and diaganol lines for the exit ramp (basically used the last possible piece of pavement before grass) hop onto the exit ramp, proceed to the top, went straight through the intersection and down the on-ramp on the other side so he could merge back in 20 cars ahead. If you have to ask, the driver was from New Jersey. Asshole.

TheTallOne · 08-10-2011, 09:32 AM

Power move

08-06-2011, 02:12 PM	#3001
luvXdmb It's a walk-off! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Maryland Posts: 2,041	Re: What irritates you? The dumbass that spilled coffee all over the counter, his lap and the floor.

08-09-2011, 09:23 AM	#3008
unccrombie 0-3, eff me Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 26,250	Re: What irritates you? not knowing http://www.toplessrobot.com/2011/08/...t_by_alien.php __________________ John 33 shows strong!

08-09-2011, 09:34 AM	#3009
laura22 39222 Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 24,714	Re: What irritates you? when you find out kinda big news through facebook just found out my friend is dating someone from seeing a relationship status change on my newsfeed.. really? __________________ serve me the sky with a big slice of lemon

08-09-2011, 09:53 AM	#3011
neumdogg Helloooooooooo Neumdogg Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 19,608	Re: What irritates you? Were they hot? __________________ SEASON PASSES: Simpsons, Family Guy, Cleveland Show, Curb, Revolution, South Park, Office, Breaking Bad, The Americans, Community, 30 Rock, Top Chef, Real World/Road Rules Challange, Two Broke Girls, Apprentice, New Normal, Mad Men, Happy Endings, Modern Family, Walking Dead, Beyond Scared Straight, The Taste, Suburgatory, The Following

08-09-2011, 12:22 PM	#3014
defcon AM.org Noterator Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Upstate SC Posts: 12,402	Re: What irritates you? Life and everything about it irritates me. Time to give it up. It's been real. __________________ Buy the ticket, take the ride, and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, maybe chalk it off to forced conscious expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten.― HST {chris}<7/23@CLT>

08-09-2011, 01:43 PM	#3017
Lcsulla GOLD!!!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 32,446	Re: What irritates you? Hitting the ball right on the nose 4 times in a row an only getting one hit out of it. Lined out to the pitcher, first baseman, and third baseman last night - none of them had to even move, I was out before I left the box. __________________ "Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else."

08-09-2011, 08:25 PM	#3026
Arby RIP som3d3vil34 Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Chicago Posts: 56,793	Re: What irritates you? I hope you're joking dude, even though you really shouldnt be joking about that kind of thing. What are we suppose to think? Someone might be close to calling the Montighetto police or something __________________ -Arby

08-10-2011, 09:27 AM	#3029
breckbrew Not a wook Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Harrisburg, PA Posts: 7,769	Re: What irritates you? There was an accident on my way to work this morning. Traffic was backed up just to the exit I take to get off the highway. I saw a car that was sitting in the traffic pull out, cross over the solid white and diaganol lines for the exit ramp (basically used the last possible piece of pavement before grass) hop onto the exit ramp, proceed to the top, went straight through the intersection and down the on-ramp on the other side so he could merge back in 20 cars ahead. If you have to ask, the driver was from New Jersey. Asshole.

08-10-2011, 09:32 AM	#3030
TheTallOne Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Shawmut Posts: 9,025	Re: What irritates you? Power move

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