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Old 05-17-2010, 09:41 AM   #1
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Crab Revenge - "Make That Bitch Itch"

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Old 05-17-2010, 11:27 AM   #2
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hahhhahahahah holy shit this is ridiculous.
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Old 05-17-2010, 11:41 AM   #3
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how do you set the trap with out yourself getting screwed in the process of setting the trap.
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Old 05-17-2010, 12:45 PM   #4
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34.99 is expensive. I will sell you mine for about tree fiddy. No refunds or exchanges.
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Old 05-17-2010, 01:04 PM   #5
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Q. How do you breed these crabs?

A. Well without going into too much detail to protect our trade, we feed them animal blood and watch mommy louse and daddy louse make hundreds of little baby louse's
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Old 05-17-2010, 01:22 PM   #6
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louse's?!?! Um....lice.
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Old 05-17-2010, 01:27 PM   #7
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how do you set the trap with out yourself getting screwed in the process of setting the trap.
A. One could simply put the eggs and crabs into someone's bed or carpet bomb someone's car and have everyone they know itching for weeks... some imagination is required and very little skill.
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Old 05-17-2010, 02:48 PM   #8
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Why hasn't anyone mentioned Alpine or Katie?

Yea, I think it's a pretty sick idea. How does one even come up with this concept!?!
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Old 05-17-2010, 02:54 PM   #9
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Got more cars than a bitch got crabs?
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Old 05-17-2010, 02:55 PM   #10
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Got more cars than a bitch got crabs?
haha I didn't even think of that. I love that lyric change. Which Live Trax was that again?
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Old 05-17-2010, 02:58 PM   #11
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Why breed billions? When we can breed... millions?

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Old 05-17-2010, 03:20 PM   #12
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haha I didn't even think of that. I love that lyric change. Which Live Trax was that again?
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And holy shit this is fantastic. Sadly, right now it says they can't deliver because of "White Knights" or some shit.
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Old 05-18-2010, 12:34 AM   #13
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A. One could simply put the eggs and crabs into someone's bed or carpet bomb someone's car and have everyone they know itching for weeks... some imagination is required and very little skill.
I know it says that but I mean think of it you open the vile to drop the kid's into the bed.. once you drop them down there going be running everywhere...
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Old 05-18-2010, 01:02 AM   #14
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how do you set the trap with out yourself getting screwed in the process of setting the trap.
good question. my question is how/why did the op come across this site?
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Old 05-18-2010, 08:08 AM   #15
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good question. my question is how/why did the op come across this site?
haha my friend heard about it on some radio talk show and told me.
( I asked him the same question )
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