***Official Gorge #LoVE 2014***

[eliz]

Since we will all (well, most of us) be flying soon, here is a handy guide to your fellow airline passengers based on their pants:

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a...by-their-pants

And while you're on the amazingness that is mcsweeneys.net, please read the most hilarious thing on the internet, An Open Letter to the Gentleman Blow-Drying His Balls in the Gym Locker Room. You won't regret it.

[iLikedmb12]

Originally Posted by eliz

Since we will all (well, most of us) be flying soon, here is a handy guide to your fellow airline passengers based on their pants:

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a...by-their-pants

And while you're on the amazingness that is mcsweeneys.net, please read the most hilarious thing on the internet, An Open Letter to the Gentleman Blow-Drying His Balls in the Gym Locker Room. You won't regret it.

I happened to have the opportunity to spark the owl at lunch and then came back to this .

[eliz]

Originally Posted by iLikedmb12

I happened to have the opportunity to spark the owl at lunch and then came back to this .

So much funny. And intelligent funny, which is the best kind of funny. That old man blow drying his balls kills me every time. I think I read that like twice a year....

[iLikedmb12]

Originally Posted by eliz

So much funny. And intelligent funny, which is the best kind of funny. That old man blow drying his balls kills me every time. I think I read that like twice a year....

So much! Had tears rolling down my cheeks. Good thing the boss is gone today.

[coombse]

Originally Posted by eliz

Since we will all (well, most of us) be flying soon, here is a handy guide to your fellow airline passengers based on their pants:

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a...by-their-pants

And while you're on the amazingness that is mcsweeneys.net, please read the most hilarious thing on the internet, An Open Letter to the Gentleman Blow-Drying His Balls in the Gym Locker Room. You won't regret it.

who doesn't blow dry their balls?

[eliz]

Originally Posted by coombse

who doesn't blow dry their balls?

Well, I know I don't. Is this letter about you, Ed?

[m_dubb]

The body blow dry is money.

[Steady37]

Microwaved hamburger patties...has to be in the top 5 grosses smells to come out of a microwave.

[jenzzjetII]

Originally Posted by Steady37

Microwaved hamburger patties...has to be in the top 5 grosses smells to come out of a microwave.

Vom.

I'm not a fan of microwaving food in general, but yuck. I think all time worst is fish.

[Steady37]

Originally Posted by jenzzjetII

Vom.

I'm not a fan of microwaving food in general, but yuck. I think all time worst is fish.

Fish is for sure at the top of the list.

Broccoli can be pretty nasty smelling too.

I wish there was a better way to heat things up, but sometimes a microwave is the only option

Now I know I need to beat the boss to the microwave for lunch, if my lunch is needing heating. Gag.

[coombse]

Originally Posted by eliz

Well, I know I don't. Is this letter about you, Ed?

I am not a member of the social sports scene. Gyms, locker rooms and club houses annoy me. I have a special area of my closet for the body drying/ grooming apparatuses. It's a dark place that not many will go to.

[lovemesomedmb]

Ok - back to the Gorge discussion...Amazon orders are finally complete, my N0 costume is finished... so excited.. Woot.

[Steady37]

Originally Posted by lovemesomedmb

Ok - back to the Gorge discussion...Amazon orders are finally complete, my N0 costume is finished... so excited.. Woot.

Wait...did you go to Alaska yet? It was you that was going on the cruise...right?

[coombse]

Originally Posted by jenzzjetII

Vom.

I'm not a fan of microwaving food in general, but yuck. I think all time worst is fish.

Back in the day one of my clients was a hospital in Harlem. 75% of the staff were from Jamaica. These were some awesome people that endured horrible working environment while we secured bonding for construction of new hospital.

Seriously, it was a bad hood in 1992. We were working one night and a billing clerk got shot in the leg by her boyfriend! Imagine some of the work orders, like they built a brick wall, about 20 feet high, around the O2 tank, because a bullet would make it a projectile!

Anyways, After the new place was built they had a nice conference room in it that had beautiful furniture, refrigerator AND a microwave. As the in charge on the job I asked that they remove the microwave because people gave zero fucks as to what we were in the middle of, when its time to eat that microwave hummed from 11-2!!

Most were Catholic, our audits were in March, Lenten season and they would eat fish, every fucking day.

Have you ever smelled curried fish soup in a microwave?? My eyes were bleeding. I retched so hard I almost shat myself. They set microwave for 20 minutes and left. I left the room.... fuck me, it was awful

Hospital went bankrupt in 2010 and closed...

I might have tossed the suit I wore that day cause the stink was in it

[lovemesomedmb]

Originally Posted by Steady37

Wait...did you go to Alaska yet? It was you that was going on the cruise...right?

Yep - it was me and I got back a week ago Friday..had the best time ever..so beautiful!! I was exhausted when I got back though.. I needed a vacation from my vacation...

[dmb41er]

Looking to sell my warehouse reserved tickets for N2 and N3 Sec 202 Row 23.

[eliz]

Originally Posted by coombse

I am not a member of the social sports scene. Gyms, locker rooms and club houses annoy me. I have a special area of my closet for the body drying/ grooming apparatuses. It's a dark place that not many will go to.

Originally Posted by coombse

Back in the day one of my clients was a hospital in Harlem. 75% of the staff were from Jamaica. These were some awesome people that endured horrible working environment while we secured bonding for construction of new hospital.

Seriously, it was a bad hood in 1992. We were working one night and a billing clerk got shot in the leg by her boyfriend! Imagine some of the work orders, like they built a brick wall, about 20 feet high, around the O2 tank, because a bullet would make it a projectile!

Anyways, After the new place was built they had a nice conference room in it that had beautiful furniture, refrigerator AND a microwave. As the in charge on the job I asked that they remove the microwave because people gave zero fucks as to what we were in the middle of, when its time to eat that microwave hummed from 11-2!!

Most were Catholic, our audits were in March, Lenten season and they would eat fish, every fucking day.

Have you ever smelled curried fish soup in a microwave?? My eyes were bleeding. I retched so hard I almost shat myself. They set microwave for 20 minutes and left. I left the room.... fuck me, it was awful

Hospital went bankrupt in 2010 and closed...

I might have tossed the suit I wore that day cause the stink was in it

Are you on a mission to make me lose my lunch today?

I'm super sensitive to smells. Fish is a huge trigger for me. We have been in very nice restaurants where people at the table beside me have ordered fish and I have to move. Gag city.

[jenzzjetII]

Originally Posted by coombse

Back in the day one of my clients was a hospital in Harlem. 75% of the staff were from Jamaica. These were some awesome people that endured horrible working environment while we secured bonding for construction of new hospital.

Seriously, it was a bad hood in 1992. We were working one night and a billing clerk got shot in the leg by her boyfriend! Imagine some of the work orders, like they built a brick wall, about 20 feet high, around the O2 tank, because a bullet would make it a projectile!

Anyways, After the new place was built they had a nice conference room in it that had beautiful furniture, refrigerator AND a microwave. As the in charge on the job I asked that they remove the microwave because people gave zero fucks as to what we were in the middle of, when its time to eat that microwave hummed from 11-2!!

Most were Catholic, our audits were in March, Lenten season and they would eat fish, every fucking day.

Have you ever smelled curried fish soup in a microwave?? My eyes were bleeding. I retched so hard I almost shat myself. They set microwave for 20 minutes and left. I left the room.... fuck me, it was awful

Hospital went bankrupt in 2010 and closed...

I might have tossed the suit I wore that day cause the stink was in it

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. I can't even begin to imagine the horror of microwaved curried fish. Oy.

[Steady37]

Originally Posted by lovemesomedmb

Yep - it was me and I got back a week ago Friday..had the best time ever..so beautiful!! I was exhausted when I got back though.. I needed a vacation from my vacation...

Yay! That's great!

[jenzzjetII]

Originally Posted by lovemesomedmb

Ok - back to the Gorge discussion...Amazon orders are finally complete, my N0 costume is finished... so excited.. Woot.

Did you order a rack for the top of your car to haul all the extra stuffs? (or human)

[Steady37]

Originally Posted by coombse

Back in the day one of my clients was a hospital in Harlem. 75% of the staff were from Jamaica. These were some awesome people that endured horrible working environment while we secured bonding for construction of new hospital.

Seriously, it was a bad hood in 1992. We were working one night and a billing clerk got shot in the leg by her boyfriend! Imagine some of the work orders, like they built a brick wall, about 20 feet high, around the O2 tank, because a bullet would make it a projectile!

Anyways, After the new place was built they had a nice conference room in it that had beautiful furniture, refrigerator AND a microwave. As the in charge on the job I asked that they remove the microwave because people gave zero fucks as to what we were in the middle of, when its time to eat that microwave hummed from 11-2!!

Most were Catholic, our audits were in March, Lenten season and they would eat fish, every fucking day.

Have you ever smelled curried fish soup in a microwave?? My eyes were bleeding. I retched so hard I almost shat myself. They set microwave for 20 minutes and left. I left the room.... fuck me, it was awful

Hospital went bankrupt in 2010 and closed...

I might have tossed the suit I wore that day cause the stink was in it

Ewwww

[jenzzjetII]

Originally Posted by dmb41er

Looking to sell my warehouse reserved tickets for N2 and N3 Sec 202 Row 23.

If you don't have any luck selling them on the ants Cash or Trade is a great option for selling tickets too.

[lovemesomedmb]

Originally Posted by jenzzjetII

Did you order a rack for the top of your car to haul all the extra stuffs? (or human)

Oh snap..forgot to do that...Oh well, for humans I just need a rope..I have some of those already..

[eliz]

Originally Posted by lovemesomedmb

Ok - back to the Gorge discussion...Amazon orders are finally complete, my N0 costume is finished... so excited.. Woot.

Care to share your costume details?

[jenzzjetII]

Originally Posted by eliz

Care to share your costume details?

Glitter... that is all.

[lovemesomedmb]

Originally Posted by eliz

Care to share your costume details?

See below response.. Liz - I'll send you pics of what I have... easier to see than to explain....

Originally Posted by jenzzjetII

Glitter... that is all.

You have taught me well...^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[cry_minarets458]

hey guyz, so I was blow drying my balls and came only to find an article about blow drying your balls. WEIRD

[eliz]

Originally Posted by jenzzjetII

Glitter... that is all.

Oooooh, risque!

[tmark8]

Um live app was released today.

[m_dubb]

Originally Posted by tmark8

Um live app was released today.

Hell yes. All over it. If Sprint stepped up their network game like they said maybe I'll sniff enough 3G to stream at camp. But it is Spring, so I'm not holding my breath.