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Old 10-05-2009, 11:12 AM   #31
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Does this proposition entail my dressing up as Little Bo Peep?
It's nothing of a sexual nature, I assure you.


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    Stanton Boyd: What kind of a name is Poon?
    Fletch
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    Dr. Joseph Dolan: You know, it's a shame about Ed.
    Fletch: Oh, it was. Yeah, it was really a shame. To go so suddenly like that.
    Dr. Joseph Dolan: He was dying for years.
    Fletch: Sure, but... the end was very... very sudden.
    Dr. Joseph Dolan: He was in intensive care for eight weeks.
    Fletch: Yeah, but I mean the very end, when he actually died. That was extremely sudden.

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    Fletch
    : You know, I came this close to buying this place, but then I found out that Hop-along Cassidy killed himself here.
    Alan Stanwyk: Who?
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    Alan Stanwyk: What, are you doped up now?
    Fletch: Don't talk to me like that, ass-face, I don't work for you, yet.
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    Old 10-05-2009, 11:15 AM   #33
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    Fletch = One of the top 5 funniest movies ever made.
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    Old 10-05-2009, 11:16 AM   #34
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    If you can't quote it by heart, then you don't belong here. That being said....

    There's been a lot of drug smuggling on the beach lately. I've been trying to find out who's behind it, it hasn't been easy. I don't shower much.
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    Old 10-05-2009, 11:16 AM   #35
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    It's nothing of a sexual nature, I assure you.


    Yeah, I assure you.
    Back off, assface. I don't work for you yet.

    now, open your raincoat. come on...
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    Old 10-05-2009, 11:17 AM   #36
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    Back off, assface. I don't work for you yet.

    now, open your raincoat. come on...

    Do you own rubber gloves?

    I rent them. I have a lease with an option to buy.
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    Old 10-05-2009, 11:18 AM   #37
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    If you can't quote it by heart, then you don't belong here. That being said....

    There's been a lot of drug smuggling on the beach lately. I've been trying to find out who's behind it, it hasn't been easy. I don't shower much.
    Did you steal this car?


    I sure did!


    that's ok, I don't even think it's a crime anymore
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    Old 10-05-2009, 11:19 AM   #38
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    Do you own rubber gloves?

    I rent them. I have a lease with an option to buy.
    Ah ah ah... you forgot your rubber gloves, Mr. Nugent.
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    Old 10-05-2009, 11:19 AM   #39
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    Re: Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar?

    You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have your face kicked in by me and the right to have your balls stomped on by him.

    I think I'll waive my rights.
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    Old 10-05-2009, 11:21 AM   #40
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    Re: Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar?

    Isn't there a singing group of chipmunks named Alvin and the Chipmunks??
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    Old 10-05-2009, 11:22 AM   #41
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    In a court ruling US v. Fishbine, a man subjected to potential incarceration while wearing another man's suit is entitled to $10,000 worth of airline tickets. It's an obscure ruling, but a very important one...
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    Old 10-05-2009, 11:33 AM   #42
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    orange whip?
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    Old 10-05-2009, 11:43 AM   #43
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    Is that you & Tommy Lasorda? I hate Tommy Lasorda.
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    Old 10-05-2009, 11:47 AM   #44
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    I love your body, Larry
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    Old 10-05-2009, 11:49 AM   #45
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    Ever seen a spleen that large?

    Not since breakfast.
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    Old 10-05-2009, 11:51 AM   #46
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    Re: Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar?

    Using the whole fist there, Doc?
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    Old 10-05-2009, 11:52 AM   #47
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    Wooooooooo, moon river.
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    Old 10-05-2009, 11:52 AM   #48
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    What sort of name is Poon, anyway?

    Comanche Indian.
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    Old 10-05-2009, 11:52 AM   #49
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    Moon River!

    phew! you ever serve time?

    Just relax...


    you got the whole fist up there, doc?
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    Old 10-05-2009, 11:54 AM   #50
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    That was scary...

    anyway...

    that spleen was the spitting image of my dead brother's.
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    Old 10-05-2009, 11:55 AM   #51
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    Look at her would you look at her. She looks like a hooker. Could you love someone who looked like that?

    What are you talking about? Of course not..... five, ten minutes tops, maybe.
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    Old 10-05-2009, 11:57 AM   #52
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    go ahead, touch a cop! yea, I said it!

    hip hip, horray!
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    Old 10-05-2009, 12:05 PM   #53
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    Do you have any caviar?

    yes, it's beluga, $80 an ounce.

    oh, then we better just get two.

    and charge it to the Underhill's?

    of course. this place is great.
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    Old 10-05-2009, 12:06 PM   #54
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    I look at threads
    Read all post
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    Old 10-05-2009, 12:16 PM   #55
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    Can you organize these for me; what room was that again?

    B1

    what was that again (holds stethescope)?


    B1
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    go ahead, touch a cop! yea, I said it!

    hip hip, horray!
    Ohhhh say can you see, by the dawn's early light, hip hip hooray!
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    Even seen a spleen that large?

    No, no, not since breakfast.
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    Old 10-05-2009, 12:22 PM   #58
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    Ohhhh say can you see, by the dawn's early light, hip hip hooray!
    And hats off to his wife, all those days in trembling hills. no more alcohol or sedatives for her!
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    Old 10-05-2009, 12:37 PM   #59
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    Why don't you guys go down to the gym and pump yourselves?
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    Old 10-05-2009, 12:44 PM   #60
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    Provo... Spain?

    no Utah.


    ah... who is it, Morris or Pierre?


    Sally Ann.


    oh! Sally Ann...

    Utah?

    Yeah, Utah. It's wedged in between Wyoming and Nevada. You've seen pictures of it, right?
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