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Originally Posted by AlexK79
I'll get shit for this, but....
...people who are pregnant/just had a baby getting constantly fawned over like they just discovered a cure for cancer. Having to listen to them yack about how *amazing* it is and what a *miracle* has happened, and see their constant Facebook updates about the ins and outs of pregnancy....STFU!!!
Congratulations, you had sex without protection. You did the one thing that man has known how to do since the beginning of fucking time. Cavemen with no fire, wheels, or tools still knew how to have babies - you're not that fucking special.
This is nothing against babies or procreation - but I'm tired of people acting like having a kid is something they should get a medal for and it makes them so much better and more enlightened than the rest of us because "we have no idea what it's like to create a life!"
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Bill Hicks:
"If you have children here tonight—and I assume some of you do—I am sorry to tell you this. They are not special. I'll let that sink in. Don't get me wrong, folks. I know
you think they're special. You think that. I'm telling you—they're not.
Did you know that every time a guy comes, he comes 200 million sperm? Did you know that? And you mean to tell me you think your child is special? Because one out of 200 million sperm connected . . . that load? Gee, what are the fucking odds? Do you know what that means? I have wiped entire civilizations off of my chest, with a gray gym sock. That is special. Entire nations have flaked and crusted in the hair around my navel. That is special.
And I want you to think about that, you two-egg-carrying beings out there with that holier-than-thou, we-have-the-gift-of-life attitude. I have tossed universes, in my underpants, while napping. That is special."