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Old 05-23-2008, 11:04 AM   #31
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Re: What's Helen Keller's favorite joke?
It had been a while since a Hellen Keller thread popped up.
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    • Old 05-23-2008, 11:04 AM   #32
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    Re: What's Helen Keller's favorite joke?
    why couldn't Helen Keller drive?


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    Old 05-23-2008, 11:12 AM   #33
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    Re: What's Helen Keller's favorite joke?
    WHy did Helen Keller's dog run away?

    You'd run off too if your name was ::moan - sjkhfaskdf::
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    Old 05-23-2008, 11:19 AM   #34
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    Re: What's Helen Keller's favorite joke?
    best thread ever... God i hate hellen keller
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    Old 05-23-2008, 11:33 AM   #35
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    Re: What's Helen Keller's favorite joke?
    yeah.. perfect for my boss to walk by as in hysterically laughing at Helen Keller jokes.
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    Old 05-23-2008, 11:34 AM   #36
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    best thread ever... God i hate hellen keller
    go away
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    Old 05-23-2008, 11:36 AM   #37
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    Re: What's Helen Keller's favorite joke?
    What did Hellen Keller get for Christmas?


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    Old 05-23-2008, 11:48 AM   #38
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    Re: What's Helen Keller's favorite joke?
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    OMG. These are so wrong and so hilarious!



    I'll contribute with a bit from my favorite radio show:

    Helen Keller sings the blues


    Made my fucking day.
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    Old 05-23-2008, 01:35 PM   #39
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    Re: What's Helen Keller's favorite joke?
    How did Helen Keller burn one side of her face?

    She answered the iron.

    How did Helen Keller burn the other side of her face?

    They called back.
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    Old 05-23-2008, 01:36 PM   #40
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    Re: What's Helen Keller's favorite joke?
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    ...

    What's Helen Keller's dog's name?

    Fshfdfhflhslf



    I always heard it as "Why didn't Helen Keller's dog come when she called him?"



    "You wouldn't come either if your name was ahasanaaheedbbbbhddddd!"
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    Old 05-23-2008, 01:38 PM   #41
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    Re: What's Helen Keller's favorite joke?
    What did Helen Keller do when she fell off a cliff?

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    Why did no one hear her?

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    Old 05-23-2008, 01:56 PM   #42
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    Re: What's Helen Keller's favorite joke?
    Why can't Helen Keller have kids?






























































    Because she's dead.
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    ^hahahahahahahahaha
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    Old 05-23-2008, 01:59 PM   #44
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    Re: What's Helen Keller's favorite joke?
    what is it called when Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder play tennis together?





    true love.
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    Old 05-23-2008, 02:17 PM   #45
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    What did Helen Keller do when she fell off a cliff?

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    Why did no one hear her?

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    ahhhh i have to know why no one heard her!!! someone tell me!!?!?!?
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    Old 05-23-2008, 02:18 PM   #46
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    ahhhh i have to know why no one heard her!!! someone tell me!!?!?!?
    Damn double spoiler rules!



    She was wearing mittens.
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    Damn double spoiler rules!



    She was wearing mittens.
    oh..

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    Old 05-23-2008, 02:47 PM   #48
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    Why can't Helen Keller have kids?






























































    Because she's dead.
    Very true!
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    Old 05-23-2008, 03:05 PM   #49
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    Re: What's Helen Keller's favorite joke?
    why is helen keller such a bad driver?

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    Old 05-23-2008, 03:23 PM   #50
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    I'm not a bad driver and I am the answer!
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    I'm not a bad driver and I am the answer!
    Allen Iverson is The Answer.

    You're a woman, and a bad driver.
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    Old 05-23-2008, 05:24 PM   #52
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    Re: What's Helen Keller's favorite joke?
    Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
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    Old 05-23-2008, 06:24 PM   #53
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    I always heard it as "Why didn't Helen Keller's dog come when she called him?"



    "You wouldn't come either if your name was ahasanaaheedbbbbhddddd!"
    I always heard it as

    "Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?"

    "You would too if your name was 'OUHjbnkughbUTHRfujyfvjhgVgFCd!!!!!!'"
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    Re: What's Helen Keller's favorite joke?
    If Helen Keller fell in the woods, would she make a sound?
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    I'm not a bad driver and I am the answer!
    Your avatar/profile picture have always bothered me. I just felt the need to let you know.

    Why did Helen Keller break her arm?

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    Re: What's Helen Keller's favorite joke?
    She doesn't have a favorite cause she has never heard one



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    " "

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    Re: What's Helen Keller's favorite joke?
    why does helen keller wear tight pants?

    so you can read her lips..
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    Why can't Hellen Keller read?

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    Allen Iverson is The Answer.

    You're a woman, and a bad driver.
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