Re: What irritates you?
Woman who works in my office is a 40 year old social misfit. She is the female version of milton, absolutely MUST be a virgin, lives at home with her mom, and DOES NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP AT ALL. EVER.
Its like a 4 year old who thinks their world is the most important thing ever, and no matter what anyone is doing they should stop and hear what you have to say because its the most important thing in the universe.
I understand she has nobody to talk to at home and this is why she doesn't leave us alone, but everyone in my office is starting to get really fed up with it.
Shes obsessed with the New York Rangers (she has season tickets, goes to every game [alone], and stalks the players at their homes on non game days). Any charity event, any appearance, anything at all that involves a ranger, she is at. And she thinks we care about this! This poor woman named Carolyn has a husband who is dying of Cancer, and has tons of responsibility at her job. Do you think she needs to hear this bitch ranting for 20 minutes about how henrik from the rangers walked his dog at 4 oclock instead of 5 yesterday? And she doesn't even say "so how are you?".. Just comes over, spews her nonsense, and walks away. It would be like me going on a 20 minute rant about the phish setlist last night to one of my co workers who does NOT GIVE A SHIT AT ALL.
Its not even like people have conversations with this woman. She just goes on and on, you don't even have to answer her.
She wears this contraption on her waist that tells her how many steps shes walked every day, and the other day I was in the middle of doing something very important, zoned out, getting work done, and all of a sudden she walks into my office and says:
"So i've only walked 2 thousand steps today, and i have to get to ten thousand and its already 12 oclock but thats okay because im going to the gym after work and i'll get my steps in there. I dont know if i want to do the eliptical or the regular tredmill, if i do the eliptical i get more sweaty which is nice because when i go to the supermarket after the gym i wont have a big line around me because people wont want to be around me because im so sweaty, they just give me weird looks and walk away so i get out of there faster. oh, did you know today is national watermelon day? three of my friends tweeted me about it".
I really fear I'm gonna just snap on this woman one day, and feel awful afterward because of what a pathetic soul she is.
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