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[neumdogg]

Top 5 ways to call a penis:

1. Dick
2. Cock
3. Pecker
4. Rod
5. Shmeckle

[Bafugama]

Originally Posted by neumdogg

Top 5 ways to call a penis:

1. Dick
2. Cock
3. Pecker
4. Rod
5. Shmeckle

I call a penis by calling 'heyyyy penis, penis, penis"

[MPizzle06]

Top 5 Elements

1. Oxygen
2. Hydrogen
3. Plutonium
4. Helium
5. Krypton

[Beefsteak1138]

Top 5 fingers:

1. Thumb
2. Middle
3. Pointer
4. Ring
5. Pinky

[Bafugama]

Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138

Top 5 fingers:

1. Thumb
2. Middle
3. Pointer
4. Ring
5. Pinky

The thumb is the money finger

[Beefsteak1138]

Top 5 places I don't want hair:

1. Ear
2. Nose
3. Back
4. Wife's vag
5. Palm

[Bafugama]

Top 5 greatest donuts ever

1. Boston Cream from Dunkin Donuts
2. Glazed Donut from Krispy Kreme
3. Blueberry/Strawberry Cake from DD
4. Bearclaw (tie)
4. Apple Turnover (tie)

[william.hosking]

Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138

Top 5 places I don't want hair:

1. Ear
2. Nose
3. Back
4. Wife's vag
5. Palm

Palm hair? Really? People get that?

[Beefsteak1138]

Originally Posted by william.hosking

Palm hair? Really? People get that?

Too much masturbation.

[SmoothG]

Top 5 Lebowski quotes

1. Obviously you're not a golfer
2. Calmer than you are
3. Fuckin amateurs
4. You're not wrong, you're just an asshole
5. Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women

Thats almost too tough, I missed too many...oh well...

[Bafugama]

Top 5 Strangest places to find money

1. Street
2. Laundry/Old pair of pants
3. Anus/Vagina
4. Surprise paycheck bonus
5. In your wallet when you don't excpect it, you thought you didn't have any money, but there's a fat 20 sitting there... good feeling.

[william.hosking]

Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138

Too much masturbation.

Then you should move that up a couple spots.

Tell me, is shaving your palms difficult?

[bigeyedfish190]

Top five games to play with a dartboard

1. darts

[william.hosking]

Originally Posted by Bafugama

Top 5 Strangest places to find money

1. Street
2. Laundry/Old pair of pants
3. Anus/Vagina
4. Surprise paycheck bonus
5. In your wallet when you don't excpect it, you thought you didn't have any money, but there's a fat 20 sitting there... good feeling.

Not as strange as you'd think (see: strippers/hookers/Katie).

[bigeyedfish190]

Originally Posted by Bafugama

Top 5 greatest donuts ever

1. Boston Cream from Dunkin Donuts
2. Glazed Donut from Krispy Kreme
3. Blueberry/Strawberry Cake from DD
4. Bearclaw (tie)
4. Apple Turnover (tie)

hurtz?

[MPizzle06]

Top 5 Seinfeld Episodes (opinion)

1. The Bizarro Jerry
2. The Contest
3. The Little Jerry
4. The Outing
5. The Burning

[Beefsteak1138]

Originally Posted by william.hosking

Then you should move that up a couple spots.

Tell me, is shaving your palms difficult?

One sec, let me ask your mom.

[william.hosking]

Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138

One sec, let me ask your mom.

My mom shaves your palms? That's odd. I would have thought you could do that yourself. Got me.

[Jake]

Top 5 famous people with names that could be slang for penis:

1. Peter O'Toole (double points)
2. Pete LaCock (double points)
3. Dickie Pride
4. Dick Van Dyke (last name doesn't need one)
5. Woody Woodpecker

[ComeNFrmTheCold]

Originally Posted by bigeyedfish190

Top five games to play with a dartboard

1. darts

Originally Posted by MPizzle06

Top 5 Seinfeld Episodes (opinion)

1. The Bizarro Jerry
2. The Contest
3. The Little Jerry
4. The Outing
5. The Burning

This is a trick question. There is no such thing as a good Seinfeld episode.

[MPizzle06]

Originally Posted by ComeNFrmTheCold

This is a trick question. There is no such thing as a good Seinfeld episode.

Seinfeld = best sitcom of all time. Opinion of course.

[william.hosking]

Originally Posted by ComeNFrmTheCold

This is a trick question. There is no such thing as a good Seinfeld episode.

This is true. Saying an episode of Seinfeld is "good" would be saying it's mediocre, which none of them are. They are all either "Great", "Genius", or "Brilliant"

[MPizzle06]

Originally Posted by william.hosking

This is true. Saying an episode of Seinfeld is "good" would be saying it's mediocre, which none of them are. They are all either "Great", "Genius", or "Brilliant"

[william.hosking]

Originally Posted by MPizzle06

Seinfeld = best sitcom of all time. Opinion of course.

Also, this is not opinion. This is fact. Science has proven that Seinfeld is the best sitcom ever, in the history of Man.

[clayj41]

Top 5 Favorite UNC Players (In My Lifetime)

1. Tyler Hansbrough
2. Antawn Jamison
3. Joseph Forte
4. Sean May
5. Ed Cota

[MPizzle06]

Originally Posted by william.hosking

Also, this is not opinion. This is fact. Science has proven that Seinfeld is the best sitcom ever, in the history of Man.

My mistake

You are correct. Or should I say, science is correct.

[Number27]

Originally Posted by william.hosking

This is true. Saying an episode of Seinfeld is "good" would be saying it's mediocre, which none of them are. They are all either "Great", "Genius", or "Brilliant"

Fantastic, Magnificent, Incredible, and Hilarious are also acceptable.

[ComeNFrmTheCold]

I find nothing funny about Seinfeld whatsoever.

EDIT: The only thing that is possibly funny about it, is how unfunny it is.

[neumdogg]

Originally Posted by ComeNFrmTheCold

I find nothing funny about Seinfeld whatsoever.

EDIT: The only thing that is possibly funny about it, is how unfunny it is.

Must be so COOL to go against the grain...

[Colonel_Forbin]

Top 5: Things I saw while walking my dog just now

1. It was a beautiful day
2. A VW bus filled with some old wooks (my neighbors ) cruising around hitting a pipe
3. A massive turd
4. A badass old aquamarine Mustang tan leather, around '67
5. Un chica caliente paseando su chihuahua