Re: Random Top 5 Lists
Top 5 Michael Scott quotes:
1: "You don't know me. You've just seen my penis"
2: "Close your eyes. Picture a convict. What’s he wearing? Nothing special... Baseball cap on backward, baggy pants. He says something ordinary like, "Yo that’s shizzle." Okay, now slowly open your eyes again. Who you picturing? A black man? Wrong. That was a white woman. Surprised? Well shame on you."
3: "Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car."
4: "Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."
5: "Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family."
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