Drunk Kid Wants Mac and Cheese

[rconverse]

Originally Posted by thebridge15

last I heard this was going straight to the international criminal court at the hague

He's got detectives working in shifts.

[Timebomb07]

I can attest - the Mac & Cheese is really really good.

[zajDmB1]

He should have been eating an American pepper. We need to build a wall to keep these mexican peppers out of our country.

[tyler3440]

Originally Posted by zajDmB1

He should have been eating an American pepper. We need to build a wall to keep these mexican peppers out of our country.

Bell peppers are weak as fuck.

[Climb2safety]

Clearly the slang term "federal investigation" has not stood the test of time.

It means to make a big deal of, it's not literal...but glad everyone is enjoying the bit.

[jcc522]

Originally Posted by zajDmB1

Mac and cheese related crimes are inherently international incidents.

Originally Posted by kelchlsm

Federal investigation would reveal Roger Goodell behind it all. Horrible publicity for Kraft and his mac and cheese.

[FromTheMorning]

Video got taken down.

[DMBstandUP1984]

Originally Posted by FromTheMorning

Video got taken down.

probably during the investagation.

[sbuzzz]

I want the video back....I don't understand why I can't just have the video back...just give me the fucking video back...I'll give you money and you give me the video back.

[zajDmB1]

Originally Posted by sbuzzz

I want the video back....I don't understand why I can't just have the video back...just give me the fucking video back...I'll give you money and you give me the video back.

You can't come into this thread with an open container. Get that in your brain.

[OleMissRebels]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_s0G6dkaZU
The Apology

Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol

[BotheLaneFan]

Originally Posted by Climb2safety

I don't see what there is to investigate and other than the funny video don't this this is really that big a deal.

Seems straight forward. Drunk and disorderly kid kicked out of dining hall. It can't be the first time and doesn't require a federal investigation.

I wasn't expecting a Spanish Inquisition.

[AJF_41]

Originally Posted by OleMissRebels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_s0G6dkaZU
The Apology

Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol

there's a lot of hungry people there

what a shit bag


also
i thought he was a rich kid
that couch and lamp say otherwise...

[sbuzzz]

Originally Posted by OleMissRebels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_s0G6dkaZU
The Apology

Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol

You have 24 hours.

[drop2d]

Originally Posted by AJF_41

there's a lot of hungry people there

what a shit bag


also
i thought he was a rich kid
that couch and lamp say otherwise...

His old man is probably making him stay in the guest house as punishment.

[hailtopitt]

Originally Posted by AJF_41

there's a lot of hungry people there

what a shit bag


also
i thought he was a rich kid
that couch and lamp say otherwise...

[jcc522]

Youtube comment:

You're not sorry for behaving the way you did. You're sorry you got caught. You're sorry that it went viral. You're sorry that you're embarrassed. And you made this video because Daddy told you to.

[barbogast]

Originally Posted by OleMissRebels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_s0G6dkaZU
The Apology

Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol

What a pussy

Was really hoping he was going to redeem his awesomeness when he started talking about Mac and cheese donations

Nope. Went the pussy route

[Lee3691]

What this kid should do is come up with his own brand of Mac N Cheese

[Rodey]

There's a lot of hungry people out there

[daveshookme]

Kid is so far from sorry.

[DaveHead36]

Originally Posted by daveshookme

Kid is so far from sorry.

That was my impression too. When he said that bit about this isn't how he generally behaves I just kept thinking "yeah, this being your second university and third trip to court in year contradicts that."

[zajDmB1]

If there's one thing I learned from the internet, it's that nobody ever buys an apology video. If I ever did something stupid that got the internet rage machine after me, I'd just hide, not even try to apologize

[AllifromOhio]

He'll just have to go into "Waste Management" like his father.

[Arby]

This isnt how I treat people!!!

2 seconds later

I guess my big mouth has always been a problem for me

[daveshookme]

Originally Posted by zajDmB1

If there's one thing I learned from the internet, it's that nobody ever buys an apology video. If I ever did something stupid that got the internet rage machine after me, I'd just hide, not even try to apologize

I have to say, I think I've seen a few that seemed legit. But a lot of them are fucking stupid. The internet had largely forgotten about this kid already and now he's being talked about again. So dumb.

[jcc522]

Originally Posted by zajDmB1

If there's one thing I learned from the internet, it's that nobody ever buys an apology video. If I ever did something stupid that got the internet rage machine after me, I'd just hide, not even try to apologize

If you're gonna do wrong, buddy, do wrong right.

[ajc_1988]

the apology video made me dislike him even more

[DaveHead36]

$50 says he will have his own reality show by next fall

[AlpineValley804]

Christ, that apology video was painful to watch because of how obviously insincere it felt. There's zero emotion when he's rattling off the people he "apologizes" to.