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Old 09-10-2009, 04:40 PM   #121
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Re: If you're somewhat fluent in spanish, my dick is in your hands

This girl goes to Penn State, right? PM me...
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    Old 09-10-2009, 04:48 PM   #123
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    There are plenty of times where the phrases "n00dz or GTFO" and "This thread is useless without pics" are uttered; and I've got to say, this is the first time that I've ever seen that work.
    yea well without the help of my fellow ants i would not have slain that vag, so i feel like i owe it to the community. plus, its not like you can see her face...thats well.

    as for Jeep Kid and 41 Step, im fairly confident theyll get laid eventually. they all do.
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    Old 09-10-2009, 04:54 PM   #124
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    what a tool bag
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    Old 09-10-2009, 04:58 PM   #125
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    Hey, he GOT SUM!
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    Old 09-10-2009, 05:09 PM   #126
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    Old 09-10-2009, 05:11 PM   #127
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    Congrats OP. Even though I hate where you live I do love the fact that you pulled through with this thread and slaying that slam piece and posted pics. Fucking Jersey...
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    Old 09-10-2009, 05:25 PM   #128
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    yea well without the help of my fellow ants i would not have slain that vag, so i feel like i owe it to the community. plus, its not like you can see her face...thats well.

    as for Jeep Kid and 41 Step, im fairly confident theyll get laid eventually. they all do.
    dat's wut booz iz fer.
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    Old 09-10-2009, 05:30 PM   #129
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    This thread is the most hysterical thing I have ever seen. In a good way. Nice job Ants, and to the OP.


    "lazer beam of love" hahahahahaha.
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    Old 09-10-2009, 05:48 PM   #130
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    Congrats OP. Even though I hate where you live I do love the fact that you pulled through with this thread and slaying that slam piece and posted pics. Fucking Jersey...
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    This thread is the most hysterical thing I have ever seen. In a good way. Nice job Ants, and to the OP.


    "lazer beam of love" hahahahahaha.
    i couldnt think of a better way to describe it.
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    Old 09-10-2009, 06:11 PM   #131
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    pics?
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    Old 09-10-2009, 06:12 PM   #132
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    pics?
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    Old 09-10-2009, 06:15 PM   #133
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    slam piece
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    Old 09-10-2009, 06:17 PM   #134
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    upon further review..play is good!
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    Old 09-10-2009, 06:17 PM   #135
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    thats my gf
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    Old 09-10-2009, 06:19 PM   #136
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    Thats my sister...you fuckin prick
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    Old 09-10-2009, 06:22 PM   #137
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    hilarious....
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    Old 09-10-2009, 07:29 PM   #138
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    so what kind of people use the term slam piece
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    Old 09-10-2009, 07:30 PM   #139
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    so what kind of people use the term slam piece
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    Old 09-10-2009, 07:32 PM   #140
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    yeah that's the kind of vibe I'm getting
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    Old 09-10-2009, 07:34 PM   #141
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    yeah that's the kind of vibe I'm getting
    also the same crew that uses the term "getting my dick wet"...
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    Old 09-10-2009, 07:42 PM   #142
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    also the same crew that uses the term "getting my dick wet"...
    it's the new wave of "park the porpoise"
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    Old 09-10-2009, 07:43 PM   #143
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    so what kind of people use the term slam piece
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    Old 09-10-2009, 07:57 PM   #144
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    so what kind of people use the term slam piece
    <-- This guy.
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    Old 09-10-2009, 07:58 PM   #145
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    Old 09-10-2009, 08:00 PM   #146
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    Slampiece is the word of the year as far as I'm concerned
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    Old 09-10-2009, 08:01 PM   #147
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    the word "slam piece" has been incorporated into my daily life thanks to that website. If you haven't, I strongly recommend starting at the first post of that website and read every last one, soooo hilarious
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    i d k bout u guys, but where im from, we call slam pieces "slam pigs"...basically the same meaning just a little more degrading.
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    seconded.
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    Slampiece is the word of the year as far as I'm concerned
    I use it multiple times daily.
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