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Originally Posted by snow1868
I lived in a frat house and for some reason we didn't have stall dividers. I can poop any time, no matter how many people are in the bathroom.
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I'm sorry that I'm not comfortable taking a painfully explosive diarrhea shit next to another person, then making eye contact with them at the sink...
I'm just not comfortable hearing shit leave peoples ass and then immediately smelling it.
Shitting = Solo Time.
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Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138
What's worse than that is if they try to talk to you. Even at the urinal this irritates me.
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Most certainly this.
Unless I'm drunk, urinal edicate in general irritates me. When you first walk up are you allowed to look down at what you're doing with your zipper and your dick? Does the guy next to you think you're looking at his dick? Are you supposed to look up, down, away or straight at the wall? I mean seriously it pisses me the fuck off.
So many times have I been pissing and looking down at what I'm doing, guy walks in and starts to piss next to me, notices I'm looking down and looks at me like I'm trying to look at his dick...? I either do one of two things keep looking down as I watch him squirm uncomfortably in my peripheral vision, or stare straight at the brick or tile 4 inches from my face like a fucking idiot.
I mean what the hell are you supposed to do? Is the trick to just mimic what the other guy is doing? What if he's all over the place? Up Down Left Right then does a
"Will Smith Fresh Prince Of Bel Air" head swirl?
WTF!? this might require a poll or something. It is something that has irritated the fuck out of me since I first used a urinal.