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Originally Posted by Rebecca De Mornay
just cut their brakes, then get them a $20 gift card to red lobster.
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Originally Posted by Drumlax15
they probably work at red lobster
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It would actually be harsher to give them a Gift Card for one of the Hawaiian BBQ joints around here. The neighbors are Tongan, it would kill them if they couldn't get to the Hawaiian BBQ.
As for setting the car on fire....well, that's a lot of car fires. It's a different vehicle every time.
The only satisfaction I get is when I park on the street. I go to lock the back gate up and see the alley blocked. I go in the house and call the non-emergency dispatch. At one point, it was getting so bad they knew my phone number and would ask me is this about the vehicle blocking the alley? To which I'd respond, yes. Took 5 seconds to make the call. It's starting to get like that again now that the weather is turning warmer.