Re: What (besides politics) irritates you?
This is not specifically trump related but since the guy who did it had a trump pin on his suit jacket I am throwing it out there mainly because it was funny as hell.
I am in the middle of a civil court matter (I did nothing wrong and just a witness) and I was in court at 9am today, hauling my ass halfway across CT to help a friend. The morons at that specific court only hold civil cases once a week and somehow they overbooked the docket. Right before the courts lunch break the judge (mid to late 30's - obviously pretty new) informs us all that there is no way they are going to be able to get through all the cases today and tells the gallery that unless you are there for a divorce case, something with potential criminal charges or for a fine over $1,000 that we will have to go back next week. He seemed apologetic about it and said they don't coordinate well among the judges - plus he had the clerk take our names so we would be called first next week. I was pretty annoyed and before I even get a chance to pick my stuff up off my lap some dude absolutely explodes on the judge.
This guy was the size of a small apartment with a rather large beard and was bulging out of his suit - good lord this guy made me look like an amateur in swearing. He hops to his feet and starts screaming at the top of his lungs - the whole place was dead silent because it was so unprecedented. He looks at the judge and yells something like (can't quote it obviously because I was so damn stunned) 'You stupid motherfucker, I just took the fucking day off work to drag my ass here, paid your fucking parking fees, listened to all these damn layers bullshit each other, listened to the complaining useless people [plaintiffs/defendants] bickering about who is the asshole in a given marriage for 3 fucking hours now. Can't you stupid cocksuckers do anything right, you cost me a full day of pay you son of a whore and you're going to pay for this one when I contact an attorney you stupid fuck' I was utterly stunned - despite my sharing similar feelings. -BOLDED PART INSERTED FOR CLARIFICATION.
The judge stands up and says something like 'Fine you want to stick around, well alright, I find you in contempt of this court and your fine is $2,000 - Marshals please place this man in custody' Dude doesn't know when to cut his losses and after he is cuffed he again starts screaming at the judge yelling something like 'Well fuck you then you little cuntrag bastard wasting my fucking tax dollars.' Judge says, 'OK - your fine is now $5,000 and you will be spending a night in jail and we will have a special hearing tomorrow.' Even as the Marshals are escorting him out in cuffs the guy has both middle fingers up at the judge.
I was literally stunned, wish I had a video of the whole thing because it was so uncalled for. The dude overreacted to the point where I was wondering if he had Tourette's - most of us just huffed or groaned a bit or rolled our eyes but this guy went off the deep end. Part of me sympathizes with how he felt but cursing out a judge is a stupid idea IMO - unless of course you are sentenced to life without parole where you can say what you damn well please since you are already screwed. I also think the judge overreacted a bit with his penalties, he could have just let the moron rant and held him in contempt but as a young judge I guess he was trying to make his mark so to speak. If I had a video of this I could charge ten bucks a watch and make out like a bandit the whole incident was so damn ridiculous and hilarious at the same time!
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