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Old 12-31-2011, 11:41 PM   #163741
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Well, fuck Chad!! Could've been haphazardly amazing! I'm so damn drunk right now. Lying in my bed at my laptop about to pass out.

Blad to hear you're having a good time. Good night man.
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  • Old 12-31-2011, 11:59 PM   #163742
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    Happy New Year.
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    Old 01-01-2012, 12:04 AM   #163743
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    I cnst go out anymore on NYE. Too many annoying idiots out and qbout.
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    Old 01-01-2012, 03:27 AM   #163744
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    I DON'T GET WHY BOYS I DO NOT LOVE TELL ME THEY LOVE ME SO QUICKLY???

    I do not have a bump on my head this yr. Success. Next yr I want to sit in bed and watch Anderson Cooper. So sexy.
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    Old 01-01-2012, 03:45 AM   #163745
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    I get drunk and have a good time, and have to take care of my friends. Two buddies sleeping in my house tonight because they couldn't walk. Kinda put a damper on my evening, but whatever, I know they'd do the same for me.
    Feels weird. Today would be Laura's and my one year anniversary.

    Happy new year
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    Old 01-01-2012, 05:43 AM   #163746
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    Fucked a fatty last night
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    Old 01-01-2012, 08:09 AM   #163747
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    I get drunk and have a good time, and have to take care of my friends. Two buddies sleeping in my house tonight because they couldn't walk. Kinda put a damper on my evening, but whatever, I know they'd do the same for me.
    Feels weird. Today would be Laura's and my one year anniversary.

    Happy new year
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    I DON'T GET WHY BOYS I DO NOT LOVE TELL ME THEY LOVE ME SO QUICKLY???

    I do not have a bump on my head this yr. Success. Next yr I want to sit in bed and watch Anderson Cooper. So sexy.
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    Best in show.
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    Old 01-01-2012, 08:17 AM   #163748
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    Always a good idea to ring in the new year with a bar fight, right?....right?
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    Old 01-01-2012, 08:18 AM   #163749
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    Fucked a fatty last night
    Well was it good or what?
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    Old 01-01-2012, 08:30 AM   #163750
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    Well was it good or what?
    Don't really remember
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    Old 01-01-2012, 09:28 AM   #163751
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    Old 01-01-2012, 10:11 AM   #163752
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    Don't really remember
    Hope you learned your lesson, but I doubt it lol
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    Old 01-01-2012, 11:01 AM   #163753
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    Fucked a fatty last night
    new year, new sig
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    Old 01-01-2012, 11:53 AM   #163754
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    New, Happy Year
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    Old 01-01-2012, 11:56 AM   #163755
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    Happy new year ship!!



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    Old 01-01-2012, 11:59 AM   #163756
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    new year, new sig
    I'm honored
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    Old 01-01-2012, 12:14 PM   #163757
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    Just woke up. Ouch.
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    Old 01-01-2012, 12:18 PM   #163758
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    Happy New Year!

    Or as Dick Clark would say, Happy Dew Year!



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    Old 01-01-2012, 12:35 PM   #163759
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    Well last night was live. May have taken too many tequila shots and to top it off we went out to breakfast this morning and I was sitting on the end and when I went to get a fork full of my omelette it tipped right into my lap! Got a blowie too so it was a good night.
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    Old 01-01-2012, 01:27 PM   #163760
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    Happy New Year!

    Or as Dick Clark would say, Happy Dew Year!



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    Poor guy can hardly talk these days.
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    Old 01-01-2012, 01:36 PM   #163761
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    Old 01-01-2012, 02:17 PM   #163762
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    there is no way to delete this thread. in fact, i think this thread will go very far. good work op.
    He was right
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    there was this girl and we were bangin in the back seat of my car, just having a great time. after a while, she moans "oh dave!" and i'm like "huh?" and she's like "oh i was imagining you were dave matthews" and i'm like oh that's cool. and we just keep going then a few minutes later, we're back in the groove and i yell "OH BOYD!" and she looks at me with disgust, and pushes me away and slapped me and got out of the car
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    I'm gonna go wax my pouch. Have fun guys!
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    I guess I'll slap my wife. She's had it coming.
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    How was the butt hole? Tasty?
    I believe this was the first time "The Question" was asked
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    The OP deserves a pat on the back with his kick to the balls.
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    You lickin that girls' ass?
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    Wanna be Bohrman's brown eye girl?
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    I don't want to ruin a good thing here, but I have to share.

    Dude I work with today says (and I believe him) that he enjoys having sex with his wife's armpit. He said it started years ago when she was on the rag. He says they both actually prefer it.

    How the fuck was I supposed to respond to that? I told him I feel bad for him. He said not to. I walked away.

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    If it's a fat chick, you don't get any sum. You stay the fuck away. Don't give her the satisfaction.
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    Old 01-01-2012, 02:25 PM   #163763
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    Rob is a smart man.
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    Old 01-01-2012, 02:50 PM   #163764
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    Ya know, I really am.
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    Old 01-01-2012, 03:23 PM   #163765
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    Why does Slaurs have a pic posted of a chick looking like she is ab to be in a porno?
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    Old 01-01-2012, 04:17 PM   #163766
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    Happy Happy New Year Ship!

    How was everyone's night?!

    Man, last night was a ball. I am proud to say that I was responsible for countless blackouts. Fed my cool tables free beer and shots of whiskey all night long.
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    Old 01-01-2012, 04:25 PM   #163767
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    Happy Happy New Year Ship!

    How was everyone's night?!

    Man, last night was a ball. I am proud to say that I was responsible for countless blackouts. Fed my cool tables free beer and shots of whiskey all night long.
    Guess I know where I'm heading for NYE next year.
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    Old 01-01-2012, 04:46 PM   #163768
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    fuck yes go broncos
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    Old 01-01-2012, 05:46 PM   #163769
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    Today is the day before the morning of the big day.
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    Old 01-01-2012, 05:48 PM   #163770
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    Today is the day before the morning of the big day.
    Are you talking about our anniversary?
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