I would never create a thread about salads

[jjr4884]

Originally Posted by BTCS_JTR

I've been going beefless lately with a lot of things. Wegmans has these killer porketta burgers, and turkey & sage meatloaf. Both so good.

fuck i was joking

for meal prep i'll do turkey burgers however... top them off with sauteed onions and mushrooms, cover up the flavor/texture of healthiness

[Beefsteak1138]

Another amazing meal with the family at 5G last weekend. Identity peanuts were consumed in mass quantity.

[Rodey]

A whole family with terrible taste buds. Not surprised it's the Beefy clan.

[K270]

Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138

Another amazing meal with the family at 5G last weekend. Identity peanuts were consumed in mass quantity.

Did you have to consume more nuts because the hamburgers were inedible due to soggy buns?

[Beefsteak1138]

No,Kay Two Seven Zero. No I did not since no soggy buns were received. I also did not receive salad dressing on my burger or on my french fries.

[rickyh24]

Imagine growing up and being raised to think 5 guys is an "amazing meal". Yikes.

[snow1868]

Originally Posted by rickyh24

Imagine growing up and being raised to think 5 guys is an "amazing meal". Yikes.

It's better than being raised thinking In-N-Out is an "amazing meal."

[rickyh24]

Originally Posted by snow1868

It's better than being raised thinking In-N-Out is an "amazing meal."

[Beefsteak1138]

Originally Posted by snow1868

It's better than being raised thinking In-N-Out is an "amazing meal."

You can barely even call it a meal. Have you seen the size of the patties at InO?...and that's not even taking into consideration the inedible fries.

[rickyh24]

Beefy what's up for tonight? Amazing seafood dinner with the family at red lobster?

[Rodey]

Originally Posted by rickyh24

Beefy what's up for tonight? Amazing seafood dinner with the family at red lobster?

[Beefsteak1138]

Cheddar biscuits are ok, but I could leave the rest. My refined palate is able to distinguish quality food (i.e. 5G) from mediocre food (InO).

[Rodey]

Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138

You can barely even call it a meal. Have you seen the size of the patties at InO?...and that's not even taking into consideration the inedible fries.

Apparently all you need to do for Beefy to be happy is pile a large portion on his plate.

Bet you love Old Country Buffet, eh Beefy?

[Beefsteak1138]

No, just pointing out (for those with comprehension issues) that there are some burger places where one pays less for a smaller, lesser quality burger. That is all.

[Lee3691]

Sad that a family is forced to eat at 5G. In many countries that is called child abuse. At least they remind you on the wall about how "good" their food is.

[Beefsteak1138]

Originally Posted by Lee3691

Sad that a family is forced to eat at 5G. In many countries that is called child abuse. At least they remind you on the wall about how "good" their food is.

Forcing derelict employees to wear paper hats is the real crime here.

[rickyh24]

Just treated my family to an amazing Italian feast at Olive Garden for lunch.

[Beefsteak1138]

InO should take note regarding OG's salad dressing protocol.

[Rodey]

Originally Posted by rickyh24

Just treated my family to an amazing Italian feast at Olive Garden for lunch.

How many breadsticks did you have? You may or may not have upset Beefy depending on the number.

[Lee3691]

Between 5G, Olive Garden and Red Lobster, Beefy has quite the pallet

[Beefsteak1138]

Originally Posted by Lee3691

Between 5G, Olive Garden and Red Lobster, Beefy has quite the pallet

Not sure what those establishments have to do with a portable platform on which goods can be moved, stacked, and stored, especially with the aid of a forklift.

[scrock25]

[DIDriveOut2SPAC]

The Chicopee Mass. Auto Trader reports that 5 Guys is "Amazing....because of peanuts" and " A Hamburger, by definition"

[Beefsteak1138]

Yikes. Too much salad dressing in your system, I guess.

[Rodey]

Originally Posted by DIDriveOut2SPAC

The Chicopee Mass. Auto Trader reports that 5 Guys is "Amazing....because of peanuts" and " A Hamburger, by definition"

[Benny003]

I can't believe this inside joke thread about who can lay down the best zingers about 5 Guys and In-and-Out is still going after all this time. Ants is diving into the meta-internet territory.

That being said, I've had INO twice and it confirmed itself as a mediocre burger and fry place. 5G is clearly superior among fast food burger places.

[scrock25]

Clearly.

[rickyh24]

clearly.

[Benny003]

Crystal clearly.

[scrock25]

Yes, crystal.

I mean, all the grease makes the bag clear.

So... clearly.