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Old 07-22-2009, 09:36 AM   #121
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I'll ask ants, they'll know
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  • Old 07-22-2009, 09:37 AM   #122
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    Is This Best Thread Ever?
    Perhaps, But OP Is Scarred.
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    Old 07-22-2009, 09:40 AM   #123
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    Haikus are simple.
    But sometimes they don't make sense.
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    Old 07-22-2009, 09:43 AM   #124
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    Penis, Vag, Condom
    No Come, Aunt Flow, Pulling Out,
    Dad? You're Fucking Dumb.
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    Old 07-22-2009, 09:47 AM   #125
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    Don't sweat it man, your good.
    His good what I ask?
    The grammar nazi is here
    Preggers, she is not I say.
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    Old 07-22-2009, 10:03 AM   #126
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    Old 07-22-2009, 10:06 AM   #127
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    Old 07-22-2009, 10:07 AM   #128
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    His good what I ask?
    The grammar nazi is here
    Preggers, she is not I say.
    Bein' good is good, yes?
    Sperm meeting egg is no good
    Pound away teen, you're good
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    Old 07-22-2009, 10:08 AM   #129
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    It's a trap my man
    Wilford Brimley has beetus
    His panreas sucks
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    Old 07-22-2009, 10:08 AM   #130
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    Are you from New Jersey?
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    I'm 19 ...and no I'm not from Jersey
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    Is she from New Jersey?
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    No cut the shit I don't wanna hear jokes man
    I want to sig this exchange.

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    Just a question...did you drop out of high school?
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    Old 07-22-2009, 10:09 AM   #131
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    It's a trap my man
    Wilford Brimley has beetus
    His panreas sucks
    You should get that tattooed on your arm
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    Old 07-22-2009, 10:35 AM   #132
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    His good what I ask?
    The grammar nazi is here
    Preggers, she is not I say.
    Five seven five, man
    The haiku nazi is here
    LOL roasted

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    Bein' good is good, yes?
    Sperm meeting egg is no good
    Pound away teen, you're good
    Six, seven, six, what?
    slick haiku burns are transformed
    to weaksauce failures
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    Oh, and also I'm glad you're not in Flint. Your life expectancy is inversely proportional to the amount of time you spend there.
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    Old 07-22-2009, 10:37 AM   #133
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    You should get that tattooed on your arm
    Done and done.

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    Five seven five, man
    The haiku nazi is here
    LOL roasted
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    Old 07-22-2009, 10:38 AM   #134
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    Penis, Vag, Condom
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    Dad? You're Fucking Dumb.
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    Old 07-22-2009, 10:50 AM   #135
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    I love giving head
    I don't like getting pregnant
    Put it in my butt
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    As always, Ms. Palmer, You Are Out of Control! ;) :hug

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    Old 07-22-2009, 10:53 AM   #136
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    I love giving head
    I don't like getting pregnant
    Put it in my butt
    I was wondering
    Autobiographical?
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    Old 07-22-2009, 10:58 AM   #137
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    Nineteen and a dad
    when the condom slipped off there
    she should have blown me
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    Old 07-22-2009, 11:01 AM   #138
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    Go to New Jersey
    The sex ed is plain awful
    State smells like garbage
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    Old 07-22-2009, 11:01 AM   #139
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    she had period. you could have stopped typing there.

    grow some balls and fuck her again.
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    Old 07-22-2009, 11:02 AM   #140
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    I forgot that she's on the pill! So you didn't come, used a condom, she's on the pill, and had her period! Dude...she's constipated...not pregnant. How old are you??


    Edit: Yes, I used "come" instead of the vernacular
    This is the correct diagnosis
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    Old 07-22-2009, 11:03 AM   #141
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    I was wondering
    Autobiographical?
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    Old 07-22-2009, 11:07 AM   #142
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    I'd tell her you want to go out for lunch and blindfold her and tell her it's a surprise. Then you pull up at the fucking doctor's office and when she gets out yell "Bitch, we'll see ya" and drive off.
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    Old 07-22-2009, 11:10 AM   #143
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    I love giving head
    I don't like getting pregnant
    Put it in my butt
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    I was wondering
    Autobiographical?
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    Old 07-22-2009, 11:10 AM   #144
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    PIIHB
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    Old 07-22-2009, 11:12 AM   #145
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    Go to New Jersey
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    State smells like garbage
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    Old 07-22-2009, 11:13 AM   #146
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    on the pill, rubber
    still knocked up. why? what the fuck?
    I blame New Jersey
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    Old 07-22-2009, 11:13 AM   #147
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    Condom way too big.
    No romantic explosion.
    Call me Daddy?
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    Old 07-22-2009, 11:16 AM   #148
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    Constipation, eh?
    Mistaken Indentity,
    she's preggers man. Do'h!
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    Old 07-22-2009, 11:17 AM   #149
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    Rconverse is close
    One more syllable and then
    he'll have a haiku
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    Old 07-22-2009, 11:17 AM   #150
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    Leave me alone brah
    I will not ride in your jeep
    Guidos can't do math
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