1) Back when I was in high school I got caught by a cop with a naked girl on top of me in a car. I was the shy type back then so I sheepishly apologized a hundred times. Luckily he just sternly told us to head home. Fucker cock blocked me
I have a few others probably that are small but embarrassing.
2) In college my freshman year, my floormates and I all went out drinking at a party. And of course, what 19-year-old didn't get hammered in those days. Well we all stopped at a Wawa (picture 7/11 but with way better food for you non South Jersey/Philly area people). My fat drunken ass orders a sandwich, pays, begins eating it there and starts ordering more food! Of course I get back to my dorm, ate half of my other food and started to feel crappy so I lied down. Yea, don't lie down with a full stomach because when the room starts spinning, bad shit happens.
I know I have to puke so I run out my bedroom door. I throw up in the hallway and then make it to the bathroom where I throw up and made a mess of the bathroom. There's chunks of food everywhere and it's fucking gross. Then I realized I locked myself out of my room. So I had to knock on the door of the RA, shirtless, covered in vomit at like 2am to have him go get the master key to let me back in. As he gets the key I tried to clean up as best as I can.
Thank God the RA was cool because I could have gotten in serious trouble. He genuinely liked our group of guys, because despite being stupid 18-19 y/o's, we were respectful and never trashed the place or acted like assholes. My floormates were pissed because this was a Friday night and the cleaning lady wasn't working until Monday so the hallway stunk for a few days. And she was pissed too on Monday.
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