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Old 07-17-2017, 01:00 PM   #436201
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Do you know how to fold clothes? Iron a shirt? Balance a checkbook?
Balance a checkbook? who writes checks? Who doesn't have 24 hour access to their account balance anymore?

Also fuck ironing I have the Billy mays steamer
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    • Old 07-17-2017, 01:00 PM   #436202
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    tyler can you boil water?
    Yes Craig. I make soup almost every night
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    Old 07-17-2017, 01:01 PM   #436203
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    balancing a check book isnt really a practical skill in 2017
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    You hit some nerves because some people rely on logic and facts.
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    Old 07-17-2017, 01:01 PM   #436204
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    Balance a checkbook? who writes checks? Who doesn't have 24 hour access to their account balance anymore?

    Also fuck ironing I have the Billy mays steamer


    I have no idea why anyone under the age of 65 would attempt to balance a checkbook
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    Old 07-17-2017, 01:02 PM   #436205
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    Do you guys think dmb is touring in 2018?
    I'm pessimistic about it, however, they probably will.
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    Old 07-17-2017, 01:08 PM   #436206
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    College football is almost here guys
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    Old 07-17-2017, 01:11 PM   #436207
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    Tyler do you live with your granny?

    Also, you can iron and fold but cannot wash clothes? Seems weird to me.
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    Old 07-17-2017, 01:14 PM   #436208
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    Tyler do you live with your granny?

    Also, you can iron and fold but cannot wash clothes? Seems weird to me.
    I love with my parents and my 90 year old grandmother. She's been living with my parents since 94

    I know how to fold clothes because I put them away.
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    Old 07-17-2017, 01:14 PM   #436209
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    tyler do your parents think youre a stoner degenerate because you listen to DMB, WSP and GD?
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    Old 07-17-2017, 01:15 PM   #436210
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    Balance a checkbook? who writes checks? Who doesn't have 24 hour access to their account balance anymore?
    http://i.imgur.com/U7Ghu2s.gifv
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    Old 07-17-2017, 01:17 PM   #436211
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    Shitty joke playa
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    Old 07-17-2017, 01:18 PM   #436212
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    Shitty joke playa
    Your Billy Mays steamer is a shitty joke.
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    Old 07-17-2017, 01:19 PM   #436213
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    tyler do your parents think youre a stoner degenerate because you listen to DMB, WSP and GD?
    My mom and dad both like dmb and they have been to shows.

    They don't really care about the dead, WSP and phish. But they know of them.

    My mom actually likes a little bit of the dead and she went to a show once. But she doesn't like the dead like my brother and I. My mom doesn't really like all the jamming
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    Old 07-17-2017, 01:27 PM   #436214
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    Your Billy Mays steamer is a shitty joke.
    No dude. Thing is incredible.
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    Old 07-17-2017, 01:32 PM   #436215
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    https://youtu.be/dh_2r06Ahs0
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    Old 07-17-2017, 03:12 PM   #436216
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    someone tell me a joke?
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    Old 07-17-2017, 03:23 PM   #436217
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    Two fish were in a tank, one turns to the other and says "how do we drive this thing??"
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    Old 07-17-2017, 03:27 PM   #436218
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    that was lame.
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    Old 07-17-2017, 03:34 PM   #436219
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    Craig, I bought a pair of shoes off a drug dealer the other day...

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    Old 07-17-2017, 03:35 PM   #436220
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    What did the ocean say to the shore?

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    Old 07-17-2017, 04:09 PM   #436221
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    those were good.

    thanks rick

    davidw take note
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    I'm back to work. That's a good joke.
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    Old 07-17-2017, 04:24 PM   #436223
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    Hi sarah

    season 3??
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    those were good.

    thanks rick

    davidw take note
    Thanks Craig. The compliment on my dad jokes was refreshing. It makes me feel I may have a career in it.

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    Hey pal! :P

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    I heard it from Craig first.
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    Two soldiers were in a tank, one turns to the other and says "glib glub glub"
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    go sarah

    spongebob aired it's first episode 18 years ago today

    maybe you can be the next spongebob
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    Two soldiers were in a tank, one turns to the other and says "glib glub glub"
    That's a good joke, Davey
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    Old 07-17-2017, 05:03 PM   #436230
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    im in week 5/12 of non-weight bearing and im going fucking insane. keep the jokes coming
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