Need Ant's help in effing with douchebag neighbor

[Beefsteak1138]

Originally Posted by KnightofShadows

If the garbage men are doing their job, they have gloves on and/or a shitload of cans to pick up. If they do get poison ivy, they'll have no idea where they got it from.

I'm not going to do anything that would harm the garbage men. That would be pretty effed up.

[KnightofShadows]

It would be, wouldn't it?

[ExistenceNow]

Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138

The fucker struck again. 100% chance I'm leaving him a note next week.

Why don't you just be a man and knock on his/her door and ask what the problem is.

[Beefsteak1138]

Originally Posted by ExistenceNow

Why don't you just be a man and knock on his/her door and ask what the problem is.

You probably didn't backread.....he does it while I'm at work, so I don't know who it is or I would gladly do that.

[chiznaz]

Dump all of your trash on his door.

[Beefsteak1138]

Okay, I guess this thread should die until I sack up and do something about it.

[chiznaz]

Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138

You probably didn't backread.....he does it while I'm at work, so I don't know who it is or I would gladly do that.

Private camera. When you find out who it is..... unleash hell on them.

[OlivePoet]

Update?

[OlivePoet]

Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138

Okay, I guess this thread should die until I sack up and do something about it.

Ooops, sorry about that.

[Beefsteak1138]

Originally Posted by OlivePoet

Update?

Trash day is tomorrow. I'm going to leave a note and see what happens. If McDoucherton still does it, then I'll have to resort to more drastic measures.

[OlivePoet]

Do you plan on just being direct in the note, or a bit more rude?

[Beefsteak1138]

Originally Posted by OlivePoet

Do you plan on just being direct in the note, or a bit more rude?

Direct with a just a hint of asshole-ishness.

[Hudak-Budak]

Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138

Trash day is tomorrow. I'm going to leave a note and see what happens. If McDoucherton still does it, then I'll have to resort to more drastic measures.

Burn down every house in the neighborhood but yours just to be safe.

[Beefsteak1138]

Originally Posted by Hudak-Budak

Burn down every house in the neighborhood but yours just to be safe.

I like this idea.

[scrock25]

Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138

Trash day is tomorrow. I'm going to leave a note and see what happens. If McDoucherton still does it, then I'll have to resort to more drastic measures.

Let us know how things go Beefy Sr.

[mp3ray]

Anyway you can put a cam on the door and stream it to your office so you can see who it is?

Or at least put a note on the window/door saying "you are being recorded"

[mp3ray]

update?

[bradshaw06]

what you should do is, once you find out who it is, get as much trash as you can and dump it all on his lawn and in front of his door

[gregory311]

Originally Posted by bradshaw06

what you should do is, once you find out who it is, get as much trash as you can and dump it all on his lawn and in front of his door

Yeah, immaturity is usually the way to go. Not to mentionthe reaction of the cops or a possible HOA - they usually think this type of thing is hilarious.

J.

[Peregrine]

I haven't backread all 8 pages, so the answer may lie within . . . but . . .

why don't you just bring your trashcan in yourself?

[gregory311]

Originally Posted by Peregrine

I haven't backread all 8 pages, so the answer may lie within . . . but . . .

why don't you just bring your trashcan in yourself?

He leaves it out for pickup, goes to work, someone moves it before he gets home from work.

J.

[sunshower]

Originally Posted by Peregrine

I haven't backread all 8 pages, so the answer may lie within . . . but . . .

why don't you just bring your trashcan in yourself?

He's at work when the trash collectors come and the neighbour moves the cans to his front door before he gets home. He would gladly move the cans himself once he gets home, which falls within the rules of his HOA, but the neighbour puts them at his door before he gets a chance. He also doesn't know who is doing it, so he can't go over and speak to this person to tell them about his situation with being at work.

That about sums up the entire thread.

[Peregrine]

Originally Posted by gregory311

He leaves it out for pickup, goes to work, someone moves it before he gets home from work.

J.

Originally Posted by sunshower

He's at work when the trash collectors come and the neighbour moves the cans to his front door before he gets home. He would gladly move the cans himself once he gets home, which falls within the rules of his HOA, but the neighbour puts them at his door before he gets a chance. He also doesn't know who is doing it, so he can't go over and speak to this person to tell them about his situation with being at work.

That about sums up the entire thread.

ah, okay. I read that the rule was that you're not allowed to leave them out overnight, and figured he must be doing so. So, yeah, that's pretty odd that this person would do that. The note thing is a good idea . . . it should go something like this:

"Dir Sir/Madam,

I want to offer you my thanks for restoring my garbage can to my premises every pick-up day before I have a chance to return from work and do it myself. It really is very kind of you. I feel the need to point out, though, that putting it in front of my door is slightly inconvenient for me. However, since you are clearly more than willing to assist me in the transport of my trash receptacle, it should not be too much to ask of you that, instead of in front of my door, you place it in the backyard where it belongs. I hope this simple request does not strain our relationship.

Again, much appreciation for your help.

Beetus Cat"

[Hudak-Budak]

Originally Posted by Peregrine

ah, okay. I read that the rule was that you're not allowed to leave them out overnight, and figured he must be doing so. So, yeah, that's pretty odd that this person would do that. The note thing is a good idea . . . it should go something like this:

"Dir Sir/Madam,

I want to offer you my thanks for restoring my garbage can to my premises every pick-up day before I have a chance to return from work and do it myself. It really is very kind of you. I feel the need to point out, though, that putting it in front of my door is slightly inconvenient for me. However, since you are clearly more than willing to assist me in the transport of my trash receptacle, it should not be too much to ask of you that, instead of in front of my door, you place it in the backyard where it belongs. I hope this simple request does not strain our relationship.

Again, much appreciation for your help.

Beetus Cat"

To the point. Classy. Patronizing. I like it.

[dmb1spe]

Dear sir/madam,

If you touch these motherfucking trash cans ever again, I swear to God/Allah/whomever that I will find you, rape your wife, grill your dog and eat it, and burn down your motherfucking house. My only hope will be that you are inside, paralyzed from the severe beating I'm about to toss you if these cans leave this curb before I get home.

Fuck your mother,
Beetus Cat

[Hudak-Budak]

Originally Posted by dmb1spe

Dear sir/madam,

If you touch these motherfucking trash cans ever again, I swear to God/Allah/whomever that I will find you, rape your wife, grill your dog and eat it, and burn down your motherfucking house. My only hope will be that you are inside, paralyzed from the severe beating I'm about to toss you if these cans leave this curb before I get home.

Fuck your mother,
Beetus Cat

To the point. Classy. Patronizing. I like it.

[dmb1spe]

Originally Posted by Hudak-Budak

To the point. Classy. Patronizing. I like it.

[littleyogini]

Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138

How about the asshole at least give me a chance to put away my trash can before he puts in front of my door? He or she doesn't do it to anyone else, just me.

And I can't talk to him because I don't know who's doing it. So why don't you stop judging before you get all the facts.

leave a note saying the trash can is your property, and although you appreciate the help, you would appreciate it more if the person left your personal property alone.

[littleyogini]

Originally Posted by Peregrine

ah, okay. I read that the rule was that you're not allowed to leave them out overnight, and figured he must be doing so. So, yeah, that's pretty odd that this person would do that. The note thing is a good idea . . . it should go something like this:

"Dir Sir/Madam,

I want to offer you my thanks for restoring my garbage can to my premises every pick-up day before I have a chance to return from work and do it myself. It really is very kind of you. I feel the need to point out, though, that putting it in front of my door is slightly inconvenient for me. However, since you are clearly more than willing to assist me in the transport of my trash receptacle, it should not be too much to ask of you that, instead of in front of my door, you place it in the backyard where it belongs. I hope this simple request does not strain our relationship.

Again, much appreciation for your help.

Beetus Cat"

i like this more.

[dmb1spe]

Originally Posted by littleyogini

leave a note saying the trash can is your property, and although you appreciate the help, you would appreciate it more if the person left your personal property alone.

Or just leave a note that says "I'm a little bitch, please continue to fuck with me"

If it pisses you off, you man up and you do something, you don't cry like a baby about personal property. If it doesn't piss you off, you shut the fuck up about it. Pretty simple, really.