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Old 02-11-2011, 10:17 AM   #61
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From now on...when you take a dip....just take one dip and END IT!!!!
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    Old 02-11-2011, 10:23 AM   #63
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    Old 02-11-2011, 10:29 AM   #64
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    Kramer?!
    Hey buddy...hey!
    It's eight o'clock in the morning....what the hell is goin' on?!
    Breakfast! I gotta be in at Brand-Leland by nine.
    ....why??
    'Cause I'm workin' there, that's why.
    What? How long have I been asleep? What....what year is this?
    Jerry, I don't know if you've noticed, but lately....I've been drifting, aimlessly.
    Now that you mention it.
    But I finally realized what's missing, in my life--structure. And at Brand-Leland, I'm gettin' things done. And I love the people I'm workin' with.
    How much are they paying you?
    Oh, no. No, no, I don't want any pay. I'm doing this just for me.
    ...really. So, uhm, what do you do down there all day?
    T.C.B.....you know, takin' care of business. Ah! I gotta go.
    Alright.
    I'll see you tonight....oh, forget my briefcase.
    Whattya got in there?
    Crackers!
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    Old 02-11-2011, 10:50 AM   #65
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    Poppie was a little sloppy
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    Kramer?!
    Hey buddy...hey!
    It's eight o'clock in the morning....what the hell is goin' on?!
    Breakfast! I gotta be in at Brand-Leland by nine.
    ....why??
    'Cause I'm workin' there, that's why.
    What? How long have I been asleep? What....what year is this?
    Jerry, I don't know if you've noticed, but lately....I've been drifting, aimlessly.
    Now that you mention it.
    But I finally realized what's missing, in my life--structure. And at Brand-Leland, I'm gettin' things done. And I love the people I'm workin' with.
    How much are they paying you?
    Oh, no. No, no, I don't want any pay. I'm doing this just for me.
    ...really. So, uhm, what do you do down there all day?
    T.C.B.....you know, takin' care of business. Ah! I gotta go.
    Alright.
    I'll see you tonight....oh, forget my briefcase.
    Whattya got in there?
    Crackers!
    The way he says 'crackers' so matter-of-factly gets me everytime
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    Old 02-11-2011, 10:53 AM   #67
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    This thread is keeping me from working.
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    Old 02-11-2011, 10:55 AM   #68
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    ...which may or may not contain a chicken.
    And with Derek's help we'll get that chicken!
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    Jared....sorry.
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    Old 02-11-2011, 11:02 AM   #70
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    The way he says 'crackers' so matter-of-factly gets me everytime
    yeah, just as he's bolting out the door, as though "Crackers" is a normal response.

    What are you guy doing?
    making our own sausages.
    I thought you were watching a video?
    An instructional video on how to make your own sausages!
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    Old 02-11-2011, 11:06 AM   #71
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    Jerry: What do we do!!!
    Lift up his feet - get blood to the head!

    Kramer: No No lift up the head get blood to the feet!
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    What's an extremity?!?
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    Kramer: Maybe he's a drug addict!

    Elaine: No Kramer he didn't leave the table the entire time we were eating lunch

    Kramer: Well he could have dropped acid when you weren't looking!
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    Kramer: Maybe he's a drug addict!

    Elaine: No Kramer he didn't leave the table the entire time we were eating lunch

    Kramer: Well he could have dropped acid when you weren't looking!
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    Old 02-11-2011, 11:16 AM   #75
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    That image is amazing.

    Just scanning that, I immediately see Sue Ellen Mischke's bra, Crazy Joe Davola (as the clown), and what I assume are Cheever letters.
    yeah there's a ton of references in there...

    the squirrel that george hits while trying to avoid the pigeon in the road
    cigar store indian (love that scene with kramer sticking his head out of the taxi )
    the marble rye
    the fake russian hat
    elaine's hat she creates at work
    little jerry
    jesus fish
    pez dispenser
    juji fruits
    the birds that the pageant contestant has, that jerry kills
    fusilli jerry
    puffy shirt
    the junior mints that end up in the guy's stomach
    george's fat wallet
    the couch that papi peed on
    puddy's 8-ball jacket

    amongst many others
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    Old 02-11-2011, 11:20 AM   #76
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    You've done a lifetime of smoking in 72 hours, what did you expect?

    Emphysema, birth defects, cancer...but not this!

    Look away.... I'm hideous!!!!
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    Old 02-11-2011, 11:23 AM   #77
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    What...what...Kramer, what's going on in here.
    Oh..that? Yeah, it's the Kenny Rogers Roasters sign. It's right outside my window.
    Can't you shut the shades?
    They are shut!
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    Old 02-11-2011, 11:28 AM   #78
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    George (handcuffed to a bed in his underwear yelling after the woman who is robbing him): "Will I see you again?!"
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    Would a rubber ball work? Play now has all sorts of rubber balls. Mr. Thomasulo likes to play dirty. And there's nothing dirtier than a giant ball of oil.
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    I beg your pardon? Cinnamon takes a back seat to no Bobka. People love cinnamon! It should be on tables at restaurants along with salt and pepper. Anytime anyone says, "Oh This is so good. What's in it?" The answer invariably comes back, Cinnamon! Cinnamon! Again and again! Lesser Bobka? I think not.
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    8 Dollars??! I spent my entire morning on you for 8 dollars?!
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    Old 02-11-2011, 11:47 AM   #82
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    Jambalaya!


    Seinfeld is the greatest show ever created. Fact.
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    Old 02-11-2011, 11:52 AM   #83
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    Elaine: You know, even if he is a hideous freak maybe, maybe I can learn to love him, maybe in some final irony, I'll learn what love really is. You know Jerry?


    Jerry:......Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't get most of that.....
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    Cigarette?

    No, no, I don't touch 'em.

    I suck 'em down like Coca Cola. Well, here's to feeling good all the time!
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    Old 02-11-2011, 11:58 AM   #85
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    Sagman, Bennet, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft
    Sagman, Bennet, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft
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    No, no, I don't touch 'em.

    I suck 'em down like Coca Cola. Well, here's to feeling good all the time!
    The Sniffing Accountant

    One of the best episodes.

    These pretzels are making me thirsty!
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    It's go time!

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    Jared....sorry.
    I believe it was Darren, no?

    "Mr. Seinfeld, this is Darren from Mr. Kramer's office. Mr. Kramer would like to schedule a lunch with you at Monk's coffeeshop."
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    Cigarette?

    No, no, I don't touch 'em.

    I suck 'em down like Coca Cola. Well, here's to feeling good all the time!


    "Well, I've got to run to the bathroom."

    "I'm hip."

    "Hip to what?"

    "The whooole scene."

    "What scene?"

    "The bathroom scene."

    "Look, don't take this the wrong way...but when I come back from the bathroom, I'm sitting over there."
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    Old 02-11-2011, 12:30 PM   #90
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    I believe it was Darren, no?

    "Mr. Seinfeld, this is Darren from Mr. Kramer's office. Mr. Kramer would like to schedule a lunch with you at Monk's coffeeshop."
    DAMN!!! You're right!
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