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Originally Posted by ExistenceNow
I go to people's houses all the time to buy shit off craigslist.
Would never send Allison though, and I think I'd be kinda pissed if she did it on her own.
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Amber once decided to come meet me at the hospital I was working at in Brooklyn. You've met her, so you know how pasty white she is. This part of Brooklyn was... inside-of-an-M&M different.
She didn't tell me she was coming until she was already out of the subway, briskly walking down the street, and on the phone she said, "Babe, I came to visit you here, and it was a mistake, and I need you to get in your car and come get me NOW!"
In the background I could hear, "Sup bay-bay!? You get off on the wrong stop?" and "Cracker done fucked up! Hey baby!"
The rest of the story is long, but as I typed this my best friend just texted me pictures of his newborn baby girl and I'm gonna go call him