What (besides politics) irritates you?

[JaJunk]

Originally Posted by smudge1

The bathroom itself is gross, but I do my best to fuck it up even more. Take a shit, throw a roll of toilet paper in there, piss on any other rolls, then politely wash my hands and open the door with a paper towel.

So are you the guy who leaves soiled spongebob boxers in public restroom facilities? I knew it had to be an Ant.

[william.hosking]

Originally Posted by JaJunk

I have no idea what you are saying or trying to get at.

You don't turn women on, so when they're around you their vag is neither warm nor moist. No need for you to worry abour jiner germies.

[JaJunk]

Originally Posted by william.hosking

You don't turn women on, so when they're around you their vag is neither warm nor moist. No need for you to worry abour jiner germies.

that burn flew right over my head.

[Haiku Jimi]

Originally Posted by smudge1

The bathroom itself is gross, but I do my best to fuck it up even more. Take a shit, throw a roll of toilet paper in there, piss on any other rolls, then politely wash my hands and open the door with a paper towel.

There's always one of those fucking guys

You walk into a stall, there's a big steaming shitpile on top of what seems to be a mountain of wet toilet paper in the toilet that you know will never flush. The toilet paper left on the roll is somehow all wet.

I don't get it. I half expect to see a half eaten deer carcass and bear prints when I leave that scene.

[jubes02]

walk into the bathroom and see a pile of shit on top of the toilet paper

what do?

[Andrew4Bama]

Originally Posted by jubes02

walk into the bathroom and see a pile of shit on top of the toilet paper

what do?

masturbate?

[jubes02]

on a plane??

[Rebecca De Mornay]

Originally Posted by dmbgodagirl41

Funny tid bit: Money is like 1000x more germy than the handle of a public toilet.

Yes! This is why I print my own

[smudge1]

Originally Posted by jubes02

walk into the bathroom and see a pile of shit on top of the toilet paper

what do?

piss on the walls.

[breckbrew]

wipe boogers on the urinal walls

[Haiku Jimi]

give birth

and leave it there

[kittensXLI]

Originally Posted by breckbrew

wipe boogers on Mark Brunell

Fixed for accuracy.

[jubes02]

ooooooohhh I'm sorry folks, we were looking for 'Wash Hands' there, answer would have been, wash. hands.

[kittensXLI]

Originally Posted by jubes02

ooooooohhh I'm sorry folks, we were looking for 'Wash Hands' there, answer would have been, wash. hands.

Jules do you know any girl ice skaters in Minnesota?

[jubes02]

Originally Posted by kittensXLI

Jules do you know any girl ice skaters in Minnesota?

do you mean hockey players, or figure skaters?

I guess the answer to both would be yes. I've played hockey my entire life.

[kittensXLI]

Originally Posted by jubes02

do you mean hockey players, or figure skaters?

I guess the answer to both would be yes. I've played hockey my entire life.

Figure skater from PA. Know any?

[jubes02]

errr not off the top of my head.... are you saying they are originally from MN that moved to PA, or they were born in PA and now live here in MN?

[kittensXLI]

Originally Posted by jubes02

errr not off the top of my head.... are you saying they are originally from MN that moved to PA, or they were born in PA and now live here in MN?

Born in PA. Moved to MN, maybe back and forth, and potentially not in MN currently. But born in PA and moved to MN within the last few years for figure skating.

[Lcsulla]

I would need a VLDB to list everything that pisses me off.

[jubes02]

no not ringing a bell, the only figure skaters I know were born here in MN and I was mean to them growing up, oops

[william.hosking]

Originally Posted by Lcsulla

I would need a VLDB to list everything that pisses me off.

It's easier to list the things that don't piss me off. And honestly, everything has the potential of pissing me off.

[americanemu25]

Originally Posted by mr. testaverde

see now i understand the concept of being clean, washing hands before leaving the bathroom etc. but the obsession with wiping EVERYTHING down, not grabbing the door handle leaving the bathroom, using hand sanitizer after looking at pictures of dirty plates, is just a bit much. especially when it comes to kids. they need to build up immunities to germs. that's not gonna happen when they bathe in hand sanitizer 24/7

somehow our society survived germs before hand sanitizer came around

i agree with this post 100%...I'll be happy when my kids get sick (like a cold, flu, cough, etc...not like polio or tb), it'll build up their immune systems and make them stronger....and don't even get me started on flu shots...biggest waste ever

[smudge1]

Originally Posted by americanemu25

i agree with this post 100%...I'll be happy when my kids get sick (like a cold, flu, cough, etc...not like polio or tb), it'll build up their immune systems and make them stronger....and don't even get me started on flu shots...biggest waste ever

and this is why you let your kids eat their own boogers.

[americanemu25]

Originally Posted by smudge1

and this is why you let your kids eat their own boogers.

its boogers, not poop and they're kids...not a big deal

[smudge1]

Originally Posted by americanemu25

its boogers, not poop and they're kids...not a big deal

eating boogers helps build their immune system.

[pedramzahipour]

There are serious health benifits to the consumption of boogers, if you can get past the disgustingness of it. I'm a med student and one of my professors, an immunologist, once held a whole presentation on this. Eating boogers acts kinda the same way a vaccine does, on a much smaller scale.

[americanemu25]

Originally Posted by smudge1

eating boogers helps build their immune system.

its true, I saw it on mythbusters

[ji/\/\ithing]

Originally Posted by william.hosking

False. I wash my hands every time I used the bathroom.

this.

Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138

Unless you're a complete dirty bastard, your dick should pretty much clean. After you pee, you should still wash your hands because you come in contact with some pretty nasty stuff throughout a bathroom visit. And no, running your hands under running water for half a second with no soap does NOT count as washing your hands. Your coworkers realize this too, so you're not fooling anybody.

and this.

Originally Posted by william.hosking

Water splashback into my butthole when taking a dump.

and this.

Originally Posted by dmbgodagirl41

I wash my hands after I use the bathroom to an OCD level....so it's tough for me to grasp people who don't.

definitely this.

Originally Posted by mr. testaverde

see now i understand the concept of being clean, washing hands before leaving the bathroom etc. but the obsession with wiping EVERYTHING down, not grabbing the door handle leaving the bathroom, using hand sanitizer after looking at pictures of dirty plates, is just a bit much. especially when it comes to kids. they need to build up immunities to germs. that's not gonna happen when they bathe in hand sanitizer 24/7

somehow our society survived germs before hand sanitizer came around

what's the point of washing your hands in the bathroom if you're going to grab the door handle, that's been handled by every person who didn't wash their hands and left?

[thestand]

I can't drive for more than 20 minutes without flying into a blind rage. This is something I've learned from having to make regular 3 1/2 hour drives to and from school these past 2 months.

And what's currently annoying me is my unemployed roommate who woke up at 5:30, and has played the drums poorly for the past 45 minutes.

[daveshookme]

Originally Posted by ji/\/\ithing

what's the point of washing your hands in the bathroom if you're going to grab the door handle, that's been handled by every person who didn't wash their hands and left?

This argument could be made for the faucet handles. Poop/turn water on/wash hands/turn water off using the same handle. Germs are still on your hands.