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Old 10-12-2005, 11:12 AM   #1
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Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

In this year's race for New Jersey Governor the ads that have been running on TV have been ridiculous in their mud-slinging.

What is being implied and in some instance flat out stated in these adds is that Jon Corzine is in cahoots with our corrupt, butt-slamming ex-Governor McGreevey and Doug Forrester is in cahoots with our big business cock slurping president.

My roommate and I have been having alot of fun with these adds thinking of terrible things to say about the candidates and doing them in the voice of the commericals' narrator. We have been cracking each other up. I was hoping in the spirit of mean-spirited politics if you guys care to join in our game.

For example:

"Doug Forrester was in favor of 9/11."

"Jon Corzine would slap your grandmother out of her wheelchair."

"Doug Forrester thinks Sinbad is funny."

"Jon Corzine keeps an 11-year old Korean boy in his basement for sex."
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    Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

    Jon Corzine aborts women in back alleys, and then drinks their fetuses and wears their placenta as yamakas
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    Old 10-12-2005, 11:16 AM   #3
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    John Corzine doesn't wash his underwear.

    Doug Forrester steals change from homeless people.
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    Old 10-12-2005, 11:19 AM   #4
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    Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

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    Jon Corzine aborts women in back alleys, and then drinks their fetuses and wears their placenta as yamakas
    man i'm glad i dont have to make a decision to vote or not to vote for this guy.
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    Old 10-12-2005, 11:22 AM   #5
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    John Corzine has mud butt
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    Old 10-12-2005, 11:24 AM   #6
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    Doug Forrester thinks babies are stupid ... oh wait, no, that's me.
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    Old 10-12-2005, 11:28 AM   #7
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    Jon Corzine would take Doug's mother, Dorothy Forrester, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
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    Old 10-12-2005, 11:31 AM   #8
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    John Corzine doesnt wipe properly
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    Old 10-12-2005, 11:32 AM   #9
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    John Corzine would not vote for you
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    Jon Corzine sharts when spoken to.
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    Old 10-12-2005, 11:59 AM   #11
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    Jon Corzine sharts when spoken to.
    I was on the phone with the Ohio Department of Transportation when I read that and started laughing. Thanks.
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    Old 10-12-2005, 12:03 PM   #12
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    Jon Corzine molests his family's pet

    Doug Forester calls hoagies, grinders.....
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    Old 10-12-2005, 12:14 PM   #13
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    Jon Corzine combs his ass hair all the way up his back to cover his bald spot.
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    Doug Forrester once ate the Bible while water skiing
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    Doug Forrester fucked your mother.
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    Old 10-12-2005, 12:18 PM   #16
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    Jon Corzine date raped David Bowie
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    Old 10-12-2005, 12:19 PM   #17
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    Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

    Corzine hates Mexicans! And he is half Mexican! And he hates irony!
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    John Corzine invented the question mark.

    John Corzine coined the term "Pardon my French."
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    Jon Corzine wears Jim McGreevey's ass as a hat.
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    Some of these are good, I could keep this up all day.....

    Doug Forester likes dry humping blind midgets.
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    Jon Corzine sired a baseball team.. an orchestra if you count the bastards
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    John Corzine takes a penny but never leaves a penny.
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    Doug Forrester? And you thought McGreevey was gay?
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    Doug Forrester picks all the chicken out of the chicken and broccoli at the Chinese buffet.
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    John Corzine shot a dead pit bull in the face

    John Corzine shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
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    Jon Corzine hates puppies
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    Doug Forrester thought that OJ was not guilty
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    John Corzine once slapped a baby in the face and pissed on the mom

    Doug Forester was caught exposing himself in front of an old folks home.
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    Jon Corzine eats the last slice of pizza, everytime

    Doug Forrester lies to Girl Scouts and tells them he already bought some cookies.

    Jon Corzine thought Glen Ballard is the greatest producer of our time

    Doug Forrester's favorite episode of Full House is when Stephanie gets pressured to smoke.
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    Jon Corzine pulled some strings and got Ashlee Simpson another appearance on SNL.

    Doug Forrester was responsible for the cancellation of Family Guy.
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