***Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread*** - Page 55 - Antsmarching.org Forums

Funkhouser · 07-30-2014, 06:27 AM

is there a pinkish hue?

Funkhouser · 07-30-2014, 06:30 AM

What d'you think? I've never ridden in a Cadillac before?
Believe me, I've ridden in a Cadillac hundreds of times. Thousands.

hailtopitt · 07-30-2014, 06:32 AM

well i'm not force feeding myself a steak at 4:30 to save a few bucks i'll tell ya that

mr. testaverde · 07-30-2014, 06:47 AM

DETECTIVE: The block is nearly split apart. We found the overhead cams thirty feet away. We can only hope the body sold for scrap.
ELAINE: Oh, my God.
DETECTIVE: And we know it's a Saab. The angle on the Vee-6 is definitely ninety-two. The model is hard to determine because the drive train is
all burnt out.
JERRY: What is that smell?
DETECTIVE: Look at the clutch.

ELAINE: Uuh.
YOUNG COP: Excuse me.
DETECTIVE: Whoever did this didn't just dismantle it. I mean, they took their time, they had fun. They were very systematic. They went out of their
way to gouge the sides of every piston, and the turbo was separated from the housing and shoved right up the exhaust pipe.

Funkhouser · 07-30-2014, 06:57 AM

Yeah, '71. That was my first year on the job. Bad year for libraries.

Bad year for America. Hippies burning library cards, Abby Hoffman

telling everybody to steal books. I don't judge a man by the length of

his hair or the kind of music he listens to. Rock was never my bag. But

you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the New York Public

Library, fella.

pathetic · 07-30-2014, 07:01 AM

bookman was a great character. i think he was in a couple episodes ofcurb too

Funkhouser · 07-30-2014, 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pathetic

bookman was a great character. i think he was in a couple episodes ofcurb too

Awesome character. And he was. He's Larry's Dr.

chadizzy1 · 07-31-2014, 08:28 PM

The jerk store called, they're running outta you!

cazzie34 · 08-01-2014, 04:56 AM

Some good quotes on this page.

MarvinBerry · 08-01-2014, 12:34 PM

The Chicken Roaster. So awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUvzz...e_gdata_player

snow1868 · 08-01-2014, 12:41 PM

Say you got a big job interview, and you're a little nervous. Well throw back a couple shots of Hennigans and you'll be as loose as a goose and ready to roll in no time. And because it's odorless, why, it will be our little secret. (singing) h-e-double n...

MarvinBerry · 08-01-2014, 02:25 PM

Mom and Pop’s plan was to move into the neighborhood, establish trust for 48 years, and then run off with Jerry’s sneakers?

Apparently.

chadizzy1 · 08-01-2014, 07:35 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0N5ZTIE3Yk

I mean, all those quick shots of the pants, just pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants. What is that supposed to be?

pathetic · 08-05-2014, 12:37 PM

elaine: ...uh, you, I don't know, you slip and, and fall in some mud, and.. ruin your pants?

peterman: The very pants I was returning. That's perfect irony! Elaine, that is interesting writing!

SeekUpSaratoga · 08-05-2014, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pathetic

elaine: ...uh, you, I don't know, you slip and, and fall in some mud, and.. ruin your pants?

peterman: The very pants I was returning. That's perfect irony! Elaine, that is interesting writing!

I love his delivery of the line.

twostepping · 08-06-2014, 07:30 AM

He's a male bimbo......he's a mimbo.

twostepping · 08-06-2014, 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by american_baby14

"You know I think I'll pass on the Guys & Dolls."- Jerry
"Okay, fine don't go! I try & go out & do something special for your birthday & this is the thanks I get! Everything's tainted now!"-George
"Would you keep your voice down?"- Jerry
"No I will not keep my voice down! Nothing can make me keep my voice down!!"- George

George is hilarious there.

twostepping · 08-06-2014, 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chadizzy1

What's in the big salad?

It's like a salad, only bigger.

twostepping · 08-06-2014, 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chadizzy1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2LdHH0hmHY

one of my favorites

twostepping · 08-06-2014, 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AJF_41

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkpvON6IpNs

they kept ringing the bell!!

Greatest scene ever.

clayj41 · 08-06-2014, 10:35 AM

I know ModernSeinfeld's twitter account has been linked in this thread before, but 15 Seinfeld Episode Ideas If It Was Still On Air Today:

http://www.tickld.com/x/15-seinfeld-...l-on-air-today

twostepping · 08-06-2014, 11:08 AM

Kramer twerking.

chadizzy1 · 08-11-2014, 08:15 PM

As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said "Easyyyyyy big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!

DaveHead36 · 08-11-2014, 08:28 PM

"Mammal"

"-whatever!"

chadizzy1 · 08-11-2014, 09:02 PM

I don't even drink wine, I drink Pepsi!

YouNeverKnow25 · 08-12-2014, 07:16 AM

My job literally just gave me occasion to tell someone "I got good news and bad news. And they're both the same."

Really took some self-restraint to not end it with "you're fired."

cazzie34 · 08-12-2014, 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YouNeverKnow25

My job literally just gave me occasion to tell someone "I got good news and bad news. And they're both the same."

Really took some self-restraint to not end it with "you're fired."

hbktonyb · 08-12-2014, 10:19 AM

You're Even Steven.

dmbfan1011 · 08-13-2014, 07:03 PM

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0u8KUgUqprw

Such a classic

twostepping · 08-13-2014, 09:41 PM

The one with deaf ball girl was on today.

How bout six? Six is good.

07-30-2014, 06:27 AM	#1621
Funkhouser Truth Will Mess You Up Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 19,528 Shows Seen: 32 DMB Hub Stubs: 13 My Tour Central Stats	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* is there a pinkish hue? __________________ and I am torn between trying to be a better man and trying to accept the man I am

07-30-2014, 06:30 AM	#1622
Funkhouser Truth Will Mess You Up Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 19,528 Shows Seen: 32 DMB Hub Stubs: 13 My Tour Central Stats	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* What d'you think? I've never ridden in a Cadillac before? Believe me, I've ridden in a Cadillac hundreds of times. Thousands. __________________ and I am torn between trying to be a better man and trying to accept the man I am

07-30-2014, 06:47 AM	#1624
mr. testaverde King of Prussia Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: location location Posts: 15,616 Shows Seen: 58 DMB Hub Stubs: 25 My Tour Central Stats	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* DETECTIVE: The block is nearly split apart. We found the overhead cams thirty feet away. We can only hope the body sold for scrap. ELAINE: Oh, my God. DETECTIVE: And we know it's a Saab. The angle on the Vee-6 is definitely ninety-two. The model is hard to determine because the drive train is all burnt out. JERRY: What is that smell? DETECTIVE: Look at the clutch. ELAINE: Uuh. YOUNG COP: Excuse me. DETECTIVE: Whoever did this didn't just dismantle it. I mean, they took their time, they had fun. They were very systematic. They went out of their way to gouge the sides of every piston, and the turbo was separated from the housing and shoved right up the exhaust pipe. __________________ Mmm boy that Hennigans goes down smooth. And afterwards you don't even smell.

07-30-2014, 06:57 AM	#1625
Funkhouser Truth Will Mess You Up Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 19,528 Shows Seen: 32 DMB Hub Stubs: 13 My Tour Central Stats	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* Yeah, '71. That was my first year on the job. Bad year for libraries. Bad year for America. Hippies burning library cards, Abby Hoffman telling everybody to steal books. I don't judge a man by the length of his hair or the kind of music he listens to. Rock was never my bag. But you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the New York Public Library, fella. __________________ and I am torn between trying to be a better man and trying to accept the man I am

07-30-2014, 07:01 AM	#1626
pathetic Liberate a solid set! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: East Coast Bias! Posts: 91,106 Shows Seen: 0 DMB Hub Stubs: 3 My Tour Central Stats	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* bookman was a great character. i think he was in a couple episodes ofcurb too

07-31-2014, 08:28 PM	#1628
chadizzy1 Rumor Curator Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Central Arkansas Posts: 40,121 Shows Seen: 45 DMB Hub Stubs: 17 My Tour Central Stats	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* The jerk store called, they're running outta you!

08-01-2014, 04:56 AM	#1629
cazzie34 Gummy Oatmeal Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Where Bucky Roams Posts: 38,908 Shows Seen: 9 DMB Hub Stubs: 8 My Tour Central Stats	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* Some good quotes on this page. __________________ Not all readers become leaders. But all leaders must be readers. The longer I live, the more I read, the more patiently I think and the more anxiously I inquire; the less I seem to know.

08-01-2014, 12:34 PM	#1630
MarvinBerry Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 2,632 Shows Seen: 32 DMB Hub Stubs: 10 My Tour Central Stats	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* The Chicken Roaster. So awesome. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUvzz...e_gdata_player

08-01-2014, 12:41 PM	#1631
snow1868 Party in the back! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Ocoee, FL Posts: 35,438 Shows Seen: 13 DMB Hub Stubs: 6 My Tour Central Stats	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* Say you got a big job interview, and you're a little nervous. Well throw back a couple shots of Hennigans and you'll be as loose as a goose and ready to roll in no time. And because it's odorless, why, it will be our little secret. (singing) h-e-double n... __________________ Ryan Go Pokes! Go Royals! Go Chiefs! Remember the Ten 1/27/01 4 Ever 11/17/11

08-01-2014, 02:25 PM	#1632
MarvinBerry Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 2,632 Shows Seen: 32 DMB Hub Stubs: 10 My Tour Central Stats	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* Mom and Pop’s plan was to move into the neighborhood, establish trust for 48 years, and then run off with Jerry’s sneakers? Apparently.

08-01-2014, 07:35 PM	#1633
chadizzy1 Rumor Curator Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Central Arkansas Posts: 40,121 Shows Seen: 45 DMB Hub Stubs: 17 My Tour Central Stats	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0N5ZTIE3Yk I mean, all those quick shots of the pants, just pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants. What is that supposed to be?

08-05-2014, 12:37 PM	#1634
pathetic Liberate a solid set! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: East Coast Bias! Posts: 91,106 Shows Seen: 0 DMB Hub Stubs: 3 My Tour Central Stats	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* elaine: ...uh, you, I don't know, you slip and, and fall in some mud, and.. ruin your pants? peterman: The very pants I was returning. That's perfect irony! Elaine, that is interesting writing!

08-06-2014, 07:30 AM	#1636
twostepping Happy Birthday Walt! Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Screaming from the Minarets Posts: 14,235 Shows Seen: 89 DMB Hub Stubs: 29 My Tour Central Stats	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* He's a male bimbo......he's a mimbo. __________________ Deer Creek - "They skipped your home state this year? Come on over, we'll take care of you."

08-06-2014, 10:35 AM	#1641
clayj41 Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 66,961 Shows Seen: 34 DMB Hub Stubs: 16 My Tour Central Stats	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* I know ModernSeinfeld's twitter account has been linked in this thread before, but 15 Seinfeld Episode Ideas If It Was Still On Air Today: http://www.tickld.com/x/15-seinfeld-...l-on-air-today

08-06-2014, 11:08 AM	#1642
twostepping Happy Birthday Walt! Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Screaming from the Minarets Posts: 14,235 Shows Seen: 89 DMB Hub Stubs: 29 My Tour Central Stats	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* Kramer twerking. __________________ Deer Creek - "They skipped your home state this year? Come on over, we'll take care of you."

08-11-2014, 08:15 PM	#1643
chadizzy1 Rumor Curator Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Central Arkansas Posts: 40,121 Shows Seen: 45 DMB Hub Stubs: 17 My Tour Central Stats	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said "Easyyyyyy big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!

08-11-2014, 08:28 PM	#1644
DaveHead36 YNWA Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 6,745 Shows Seen: 4 DMB Hub Stubs: 4 My Tour Central Stats	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* "Mammal" "-whatever!" __________________ Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana

08-11-2014, 09:02 PM	#1645
chadizzy1 Rumor Curator Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Central Arkansas Posts: 40,121 Shows Seen: 45 DMB Hub Stubs: 17 My Tour Central Stats	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* I don't even drink wine, I drink Pepsi!

08-12-2014, 07:16 AM	#1646
YouNeverKnow25 Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 38,550 Shows Seen: 110 DMB Hub Stubs: 29 My Tour Central Stats	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* My job literally just gave me occasion to tell someone "I got good news and bad news. And they're both the same." Really took some self-restraint to not end it with "you're fired."

08-12-2014, 10:19 AM	#1648
hbktonyb 6 time SetlistGameChamp Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 39,006 Shows Seen: 98 DMB Hub Stubs: 32 My Tour Central Stats	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* You're Even Steven. __________________ Best!@! GORGE 08

08-13-2014, 07:03 PM	#1649
dmbfan1011 The Meddle Piper Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Auburn, AL Posts: 4,057 Shows Seen: 12 DMB Hub Stubs: 7 My Tour Central Stats	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0u8KUgUqprw Such a classic

08-13-2014, 09:41 PM	#1650
twostepping Happy Birthday Walt! Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Screaming from the Minarets Posts: 14,235 Shows Seen: 89 DMB Hub Stubs: 29 My Tour Central Stats	Re: *Official Seinfeld Appreciation Thread* The one with deaf ball girl was on today. How bout six? Six is good. __________________ Deer Creek - "They skipped your home state this year? Come on over, we'll take care of you."

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