"My cousin hit a cow in his porsche. Was his dad's porsche. Scooped it up, threw it up in the air, he was shocked! Landed on one of those...road signs, split it right down the middle. Cow spilled all over the highway, but the cow is a resiliant animal. The cow needed medical attention. I'm not a man of guns, but my cousin was raised in a family of guns and the only medicne he had with him at the time was a 38-Special. I'm a man of the pen more than the gun, but he had to shoot the cow. I could do some seriouos damage with a pen though. But I probably couldn't kill a cow, unless I had a long, long time. And I think the outcome would be somewhat uncertain, as to which of us would prevail, in the battle. Needless to say my cousin was victorious, but not quickly. This is a bit of a morbid story but the cow has a small brain. And so there were several passages that passed threw the cow before the brain was found. But eventually it was found, and the cow moved on to greener pastures. Unfortunately, it was not the case for my cousin, although his father was pleased that he survived. He had yet another ordeal to go though. And I'm sure that my Uncle was tempted to use the same technique on my cousin, that he had used on the cow, maybe without the porsche. Sorry it just popped in my head......Actually someone asked me to tell a story about a Porsche and that's the only one I could think of"
~DJM 3-29-03
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~Brad~
I ain't sayin' you treated me unkind, you could have done better but I don't mind, you just kinda wasted my precious time, but don't think twice, it's all right
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