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View Poll Results: What makes a good lay?
I'm a girl -- if he/she puts forth effort and mixes it up. 23 4.94%
I'm a girl -- if he/she gets me to O-Town, thats awesome. 12 2.58%
I'm a girl -- as long as I'm getting some, it's good. 4 0.86%
I'm a guy -- as long as I bust a nut. 63 13.52%
I'm a guy -- as long as she/he isn't boring. 209 44.85%
I'm a guy -- as long as she/he makes like a porn star. 51 10.94%
As long as he/she doesn't talk. 5 1.07%
I'm a virgin; I think getting laid would be excellent. 47 10.09%
I'm married, and therefore have as much sex as the virgins. 25 5.36%
Who stole my damn trash cans?? 27 5.79%
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Old 09-24-2009, 10:15 AM   #31
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    I'm one of those lucky women that can have an orgasm during sex. So, basically I'm happy every time I get sum.
    PM steph to find out how to orgasm when you get sum.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:17 AM   #33
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    Re: Define "Good Sex".

    You know why a guy cums before a girl?


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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:18 AM   #34
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:18 AM   #35
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    You guys remember Steph (or Steff?) What happened to her?
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:19 AM   #36
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    I'm one of those lucky women that can have an orgasm during sex. So, basically I'm happy every time I get sum.
    Shanigans!!! She's a witch!
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:19 AM   #37
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    Re: Define "Good Sex".

    when she isn't screaming "no, no, stop, stop... ill give you all my money!" haha
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:20 AM   #38
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    You guys remember Steph (or Steff?) What happened to her?
    http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/member.php?u=100491 ??
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:21 AM   #39
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    When she let's you pay up front...
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:21 AM   #40
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    Beefy, that's always an option in my polls!


    I know, that's why I voted for it.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:21 AM   #41
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    when jeepkid gets sum
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    Okay, you gotta define what good sex is. Poll coming for -tastic, accurate results.

    I only ask this because I'm talking to my friend, Greg, online and we are going over the differences between bad sex if youre a guy and good sex if you're a chick. I think it's essentially th same criteria, he says it's not at all.

    I said good sex is when the guy puts the effort into what he's doing and isn't a selfish pig.
    He said good sex is when she is cool with not only having your balls in her mouth, but taking the shot there as well.
    (jesus christ.)


    Keeping the poll anonymous, so we can all be honest.
    Sex with you.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:22 AM   #43
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    yes.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:22 AM   #44
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    Sex with you.
    I met a kid last weekend who claimed to be you. It was funny.
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    I met a kid last weekend who claimed to be you. It was funny.
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    when jeepkid gets sum
    yah right. virgin on virgin sex =

    EDIT: Spinoff poll, define bad sex?
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    A girl acting like a pornstar occasionally is really hot, but I couldn't stand it every time. I like the occasional moaning and HARDER and stuff like that, but dear God I couldn't stand it if she was yelling the entire time.
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    Re: Define "Good Sex".

    She just can't be boring and just lay there. Doesn't have to act like a porn store (though that's a plus, not so much the yelling though), but has to be into it, willing to be on top, multiple positions etc.
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    I met a kid last weekend who claimed to be you. It was funny.
    Are you still dating someone or are you available to seduce me?
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    Mississippi Mudslide

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    She just can't be boring and just lay there. Doesn't have to act like a porn store (though that's a plus, not so much the yelling though), but has to be into it, willing to be on top, multiple positions etc.
    She does get bonus point for acting out her favorite Belladonna movie with me though.
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    Are you still dating someone or are you available to seduce me?
    Her ringtone is Cornbread, better move along.
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    Her ringtone is Cornbread, better move along.
    It's ok, I hear she has big tits so it evens out.
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    PM steph to find out how to orgasm when you get sum.
    Great. You're going to have them jamming my box full.

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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:30 AM   #55
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    Funny. And, a little creepy.
    Yeah. He was at the Ants tailgate, and I was like "who are you, doucher?" and he said "mistreatedlewis". I laughed. Because you're not 21.

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    A girl acting like a pornstar occasionally is really hot, but I couldn't stand it every time. I like the occasional moaning and HARDER and stuff like that, but dear God I couldn't stand it if she was yelling the entire time.
    I didn't mean pornstar in the yelling aspect. I meant, like, open to things like facials, up the butt, etc.

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    Are you still dating someone or are you available to seduce me?
    I was bangin' this guy, Mike, for a few months, but he ended up being a toolbag. the guy caught on to me using him for dinner and his penis, so he told me he was into someone else.

    What a loser.

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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:30 AM   #56
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    For the love of christ, I hope so. I need some lulz today.
    As do I, and you usually are a big help at this
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    Old 09-24-2009, 10:31 AM   #57
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    Great. You're going to have them jamming my box full.



    I thought you liked it when your box is jammed?!
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    I was bangin' this guy, Mike, for a few months, but he ended up being a toolbag. the guy caught on to me using him for dinner and his penis, so he told me he was into someone else.

    What a loser.

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    Hello!!
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    Good Grief. Mistreated and Katie? I'd personally pay DMB to play that wedding.


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