[barbogast]

Alright made it through to the end. A couple thoughts:

1. Somewhat bummed the album with the police report photos has been set to private
2. Amazing when trinket guy threw the thing in the river. Just perfect
3. I wish slandered would come back
4. Really, really wish I wasn't 5 years late to this party

Amazing read, very well done to all involved. I now understand why this thread is held in such high regard. Easily the most incredible internet story I've ever seen.